Attention doctor Yea Forumsros A few days ago I started to get a tickling sensation in my left inner ear...

No was 139 over 80 I believe. So a little higher than normal. No caffeine it the last few weeks.

I’m on it. Time to chop my dick off in honor of my Yea Forumsrethren

I’ve tried olive oil and alcohol before but that’s gonna be the next step. Thanks.

>That't what schizophrenic people say

how old are you? the hair of the nose and ears, grows more with age. That makes it ticklish.

22

God I hope not. My family history doesn’t involve any mental illness. Just cancer. Which is why I’m on Yea Forums

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its from clenching your jaw

I don’t want to be trans because I’m straight and that would be weird because everyone would expect me to suck sock and no that’s gross

hope it helps, hydrogen peroxide seems to do the trick as it bubbles up when it contacts your skin. also great for dislodging earwax

It usually only happens when I’m trying to sleep and I always relax my jaw.

i get the same thing. it's chunks of earwax. the doctor should have had your ears washed out. there are kits you can buy to do it at home.

Thank you user. If the peroxide doesn’t work I’ll see if I can get some hairs clipped and if that doesn’t work then I’m probably insane.

The doctor mentioned that my ears are actually pretty clean, I swab them every day after I shower so I don’t think that excess earwax is a viable explanation.

hydrogen peroxide in your ear is a bad idea. it's too thin and will spread all through your throat and nasal passages. all those passages are OPEN and CONNECTED. that's why it's CARBAMIDE peroxide which is gooey. if you use plain hydrogen peroxide you're GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.

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>swab them
yep, definitely earwax. all that does it compact it deeper into your ears.

Well fuck dude. I don’t even know if there actually is a bug. The doctor didn’t see anything but I’ve read stories of doctors fucking that up and there actually was a bug. I’m think of just going snorkeling in the pool and keeping my ears under water for like an hour

I agree with that. But the doctor did say that my ears are pretty clean because I suggested the same idea of having excess wax when I was there and she said no. Maybe she meant that I have a normal amount of wax.

I've done it since a young age and never had issues but ok

That would be following the new Yea Forums culture, but I could never do it my friend. I respectfully decline.

OP here. I’d rather deal with temporary sinus pain than alien bugs laying eggs in my ears.

Very well I cannot force you into luxury.

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Oh shit, schizophrenia for sure, that's the exact same age that my friend started losing his mind.

Why you gotta scare me like that. I don’t want to have schizophrenia. Nobody in my family has it.

It's called Gristers

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Bumping with worst case scenario

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that's what I'm saying dude I was horrified when my mom pulled a bug out of my fucking ear. such an uncomfortable idea

The hotel I’m staying at currently does have a lot of bugs around. I see some every day in each room. They come in and spray every so often but seeing them all around makes the idea of one getting inside my ear while I’m sleeping seems very possible

Baby cockroaches were all over my hotel room, in the microwave, under the fridge, they like warm places so it's not that unlikely that they were in the bed while I was sleeping. Idk OP, I think you should probably see a specialist doctor, humans have very warm heads and ears(its how we disperse heat) and I wouldn't doubt a baby cockroach would go in your ear canal to hide when you moved while sleeping.

Definitely going to see a different doctor tomorrow. I went and plucked a few hairs out of my inner ear with tweezers to see if that would solve the problem and it appeared to work for about 30 minutes but the feeling just came back. I have to wake up for work in 2 hours and this shit is keeping me up it sucks.

get a squeeze bulb for washing out ears, all drug stores have them, and then flush it out with water a few times, get it right in there and slow even pressure flood and irrigate the ear, or a 70% alcohol soloution if you feel like there's still something in there, the rubbing alcohol will work for earwax and bugs

its fine. carbamide is theoretically less risky but hydrogen peroxide isn't gonna fuck your day up unless you have some rare pre-existing conditions.

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