How do I kill myself without making it look like suicide?
How do I kill myself without making it look like suicide?
Michael Jackson
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Hudson Jones
Ride motorcycle.
Fast.
Asher Scott
What's bothering you OP?
Dominic Peterson
Don't kill yourself if you've got any family that cares about you. I used to work as an EMT, and the worst calls always involved a suicide discovered by a loved one.
Nolan Perez
Savings running low, don't want to ask parents for money, no jobs or interviews going well
Angel Garcia
wreck ur car going really fast
Camden Nelson
I'm not going to tell you not to kill yourself because that would be selfish. But I will say I'm in a worse situation than you are and I never plan to kill myself. I wouldn't bring my family/friends that kind of pain. Get off of Yea Forums and go get some help. Talk to someone other than us.
Nicholas Bell
Why dont you bug out to the wilderness. Think id do that first before offing myself
Xavier Gutierrez
>go to ghetto
>shotgun with helium balloons tied to it
>mugging gone wrong
>murder weapon nowhere to be found
You're welcome. But please, user, get help first.
Matthew Turner
>Why dont you bug out to the wilderness
WTF would this do
Jonathan Thompson
Sleep with a fan on in your room
Owen Harris
Not the user you replied to, but if you're going to kill yourself anyways, why not have some fun first? This is the first and only time in your life when you can literally get away with anything, as long as you follow through on the suicide afterwards.
Brody Lewis
shoot yourself on a live stream with a "prop" gun
Cooper Moore
Sleeping with a fan on constantly does not hurt you in any way. That myth has been debunked numerous times.
Hudson Parker
not op but i agree with this
Juan Jackson
No thats how my cousin died its real
Nolan Nelson
plan a large event and act excited about it, try to act happy, plant a bomb in your own house, go out with friends and make it so the bomb triggers when you step on the doormat. You walk in and bim bam bop, you're dead and psychologically no one can find a reason for you to kill yourself.
but don't do it. Seek couseling and talk to a loved one about what you're feeling. Streak naked on a beach or go climb a mountain. Do something to make yourself feel alive, and wake up every morning thinking to yourself "maybe tomorrow will be better" so that one day you can wake up and think "I am happy to be here"
Caleb Cox
Go back to r e ddit
Eli Long
Fuck off into a national park and die from exposure.
Benjamin Gomez
take around 1mg LSD. guaranteed slip into unconsciousness and into the ethereal. good luck.
Xavier Torres
Apply for welfare/government assistance. If it works for niggers, it'll work for you.
Sebastian Phillips
this. If you do it any other way you'll be found and then buried or cremated like every other faggot who dies in our clown society. At least this way you'll return to the earth as nourishment for other life as nature intended it.
Carter Gomez
Christian Jackson
Fuck off with your NAMBLA membership drive.
Nolan Taylor
with aids
Jaxon Diaz
High energy car crash. Try a head on collision with a loaded dump truck.
Zachary Wright
you are a retard
Austin Morgan
I can do it for you
Aiden Fisher
Why drag an innocent truck driver into this bullshit?
Landon Williams
Please do tell. I need a good feels story right now
Logan Campbell
Not a bad idea. Plus, spending any time at the welfare office, among niggers and degenerates, will motivate you to find another way to make a living.
Isaac Richardson
I am curious too, there's some nice hiking areas where I live with huge cliff drop offs. That's where I'm thinking. Bring a couple bottles and watch the sunrise
Alexander Fisher
do an overdose oopsie fgt
Aaron Sullivan
tie a handgun to a balloon and shoot yourself
Jose Parker
Are you Korean?
Sebastian Evans
kek
Liam Reed
Yeah, terrible idea. Run into or walk in front of a train. They're used to it.
Nathan Perez
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