Celebrity thread

celebrity thread

Post the celebrities you wanna fuck

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Bump

Bumped

A bump

Bump on bump

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JOIN THIS DISCORD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

discord
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Bump

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Her appearances on the Bone Zone podcast were fantastic. The boys made her laugh until she peed pretty much every episode.

Bumpp

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there are only two kinds of celeb treads now: gay and pedo

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Which kind it's this

Her laugh is the best. I didn't know that podcast and I just stumbled upon an episode where she's talking about what she watches on pornhub, that's interesting...

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Mmmm

Candice Swanepoel

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Your in violation of your contract, no unauthorized personal. Please report to building 24c for for punishment

Absolute trash. You have garbage taste, user

I cordially invite you to yank my funstick

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I wanna fuck Daisy Ridley

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Thank you for confirming that you want a man to give you a handjob. It was already apparent that you are attracted to men given your apparent taste in women.

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thick
thick

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Where's everyone. I bring here coffee.

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why thank you

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shieettttt

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Good one

Morn

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Holy fuck

Hey boys ;)

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finally we are starting to post good looking celebs

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I'm my own hair stylist and make up artist.

Welcome to /U/ (On The Discord App)

Discord Link
https:\\discord.io\dkujHhf

A server with...
>Actual *E-Girls*
>Boipussy, Nudes, Yea Forums Memes, NSFW, VC, Megalinks, Voila, Dropbox, Kik swap, Nude swap, Porn swap, Snapchat, pornchat etc

Post what you want Mods don't give a shit. dfCl

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Christ Almighty

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Her ass gets better

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This

Fuck JJ gets my dick so hard

I love her whole body

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unff

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Damn she's so God tier

Bitch looks like michael bolton

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>No Rita

Let's fix that

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Good...good

Yes, let's see those tits!

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Rita would never do such a thing

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I don't know what that is

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It's a human bean.

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thread is so slow

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it's 4 in the morning

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No it's not, it's brunch.

>brunch
are you a trap?

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yeah, baybay

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agreed, guess it's time to beat my meat

would marry

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I figured. no real man has any interest in brunch

>real man
>gender roles
>2019
Get with the program, Joey.

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You have a few bodies in your basement don’t ya chief?

lmao get rekt, faggit

Vans on the way...

Harold has “special hobbies” with the bodies.

Insufficient evidence. However false accusation is a crime.
>wasting state funds
>wasting police time
yeah, swallow one of Andy Sixx's chocolate bars now, chump.

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*Herman
He makes all these threads every single day.

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3B092F6

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Your defensiveness and appearance is enough probable cause. Better lawyer up.

please continue

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It’s too bad that I won’t be able to hear her cum with her thighs wrapped around my head.

I've got a family lawyer, fyi. Boom bitch.

BOOM BITCH.
GET OUT THE WAY
GET OUT THE WAY, BITCH. GET OUT THE WAY.
BOOM BITCH
GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY, BITCH

small price to pay but someone's gotta do it

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Yes, Herman. He likes to dress the bodies up, talk to them and, “other things”. Even seasoned detectives will break at what they will find.

youtu.be/y43fwcBVz80

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Yeah. I was kidding but now, yep, you’re unstable. Changing your IP won’t hide your location from the FBI.

Where tf did it all go to, user? Did you already drink it you loony tune

no u

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I ain't scared. Only a scared man has something to hide. I jerk off to normal porn and I haven't harmed a soul, thanks for wasting the agents' time on a silkworm basketweaving forum, browski.

Nigger music. How quaint.

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Your starfish is quaint.

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hnnngggg

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Emma Watson is so fucking sexy

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Fapping to pictures of decomposing child’s bodies is not “normal” Herman.

Tell that to Herman (OP), not me.

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Hey everyone

I am so in love with Maddie...

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I almost don’t want to coat that face it’s so hot. Almost.

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What's going on itt?

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This thread....

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that's a nice dress

She’s definitely got that “high-end stripper” look.

I love fapping for Emma everyday

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It's about that face. Look at it... I dream of her all day and night

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Dub of strange accuracy czech'd

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So many have coated her beautiful face, she is one of the most fantasized about celebs

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she makes me horny...

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She is incredible

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I’d love to show Emma the volume of cum in containers and see her reaction. Likely shock but then a slight smile of appreciation.

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Whatever she knows or realizes about how sexy she is and how many guys fantasize about her, she can't possibly understand the scale in reality. I alone fap for her everyday for many years now, the volume of cum I have shot for her would be impressive alone.

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Her “shock” would be because she has to be a feminist role.

M2

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She knows everyone loves her thick plumpy ass

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That all plays into my fantasies

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Her ass is magnificent

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exceptional beauty

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What happened to her, she is all about the faggots. She is like the grand fag hag or something!

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She takes my breath away

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Lay off of the True Detectives for a bit, cause you jumped the gun on the real suspect in this case.

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Hang yourself. I assure you, you won't be missed.

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I'd eat my own cum for her.

Congrats , user , you finally lost it!

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I just wanna snuggle with Maddie every day

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>for her
The only thing any woman wants you to eat is a bullet.

This happens more often with celebs than one might realize.

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Your hideous face would utterly terrify her.

Oooof fiesty little fella, aren't ya

Why would anyone want you to do that?

Why would I do that?

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More

I just want to spread that hot ass and get to that sweet little asshole!

It didn't terrify Ems or my exes, so I doubt it :)

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I would genuinely eat her poop just to be in the same room as her

Are you fat, ugly, or both?

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self-degredation for your lusts are a next level kink, sonny
In other words, it's not about pleasing yourself as the cherry on top, but pleasing the recipient which in turn pleases yourself

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that's the basis of all cum-eating instructions, a.k.a. CEI

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So you're a lonely fruit who sits in his smelly room eating his own cum because that's the closest you'll get to swapping bodily fluids with anyone. Got it.

>sonny
Holy shit, you must be embarrassingly ugly and pathetic lol

I wasn't replying to that, user. I was replying to the suggestion that I hang myself.

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Imagine how creepy she'd find you.

Luckily neither

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Dios mio, you are a sandy cooched little snowflake, aren't ya? You just wanna trigger me, but it isn't working cause I'm too squishy like a jellyfish slipping out of your grubby clumsy mammal-paws.

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Hahaha. Nah.

Why would I imagine that?

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well that tag is wrong then:
> (You) #
>Why would I do that?

Oof, yes :)

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So you're fat and greasy? Got it.

Why don't women find you attractive?

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Idk, do I look fat and greasy to you?

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But user, they do...

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you are missing out if you havent leaked a girl yet

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Can't believe it worked

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You are missing out if you never got nudes

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she looks like a midget

a cute!

Eeeeep!! *huggies* owo

Ugly and greasy

omg she really does

what sorcery is this?

what sorcery is this? she's only 4'10" now

I'm not Greek but m'kay some Greek girls are cute, just saiyan

>3 Greeks and 3 Turks are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the 3 Turks each buy tickets and watch as the 3 Greeks buy only a single ticket. “How are 3 people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks one Turk. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers one Greek. They all board the train. The Turks take their respective seats but all three Greeks cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Turks saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Turks decide to copy the Greeks on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Greeks don’t buy a ticket at all. “How are you going to travel without a ticket?” says one perplexed Turk. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers a Greek. When they board the train the 3 Turks cram into a restroom and the 3 Greeks cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Greeks leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Turks are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please.”

>A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.

>The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."

>Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

>The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"

>The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

>And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

>The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

Nu

Nuked

Nuked

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max kek

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Jew mutant lol

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