So, I got it all figured out

The American continent

If you’re actually gonna do this, youre a fucking piece of shit retarded, most likely underaged, asshole who deserves to get the shit kicked out of him and then get tortured in the most inhuman way possible. All this and it still wouldn’t be close to the anguish your going to put some poor person, with likely 0 drug experience, through.

I actually hope you choke and die before you’re able to do this.

>keeping acid in plastic bag
Moron.

Got it from a friend who supposedly got it by mail. Pretty sure there are plenty of darknet sites for that. Other than that, you can get 1p-LSD from a lot of places. 100% legal in a lot of countries too.

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Any advice?

put it in tin foil you fucking retard

wrap it in aluminum foil my guy

Well i guess whatever makes people happy

There wasn't much in the way of *who* I should give it too. Only one person said to give it to a fat lady, but I was thinking of some small child.

They are rambling most of the time, so there would be little way of knowing if something seriously wrong is happening or just another childhood craziness episode.

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yea either that or some old fuck that acts entitled to everything. they need to experience ego death

win rar

just make sure she has kids.

I was genuinely supportive but fuck that. you're a piece of shit OP, the fact you even had an inkling to give acid to a child and not immediately find it morally reprehensible in your own mind shows that you're too far gone.
I hope you OD on N-bomb, faggot.

honestly give it to someone who might enjoy it. like bum or something. because you will prob get kickback if you give it to a snitch

I like that thinking. Maybe some soccer mom. Either she's stops being entitled, or goes absolutely bezerk somewhere in the middle of the trip.

Why is plastic bad?

I mean, that would be interesting. There;s a homeless guy underneath a bridge nearby. I could give it to him, and see him go for hours.

that actually may be the best idea. No one cares about him, I can actually see what happens from that, and there's no way for it to link back to me.

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>op gives drugs to a mom bringing her kids to get some food
>eats acid
>gets pulled over for tripping hard while driving
>gets taken to jail
>loses custody of her kids

have fun OP

drop it in someones redbull

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light and heat can damage the chemical compound

I've heard it can rub off or something. Also, it lets light through, which degrades the LSD

degrades it faster

OP is the guy that the news warns about during halloween.

He's the guy who spends money to put drugs in candy.

Lol, hadn't seen that before. And here I was thinking I was doing something original.

yeah that sounds better give the guy a free burger and a couple bucks and say "go crazy"

Acid in halloween candy. I don't think it can last that long tho.

If I can get more by halloween, I'm doing it.

That would still be funny

OP is the guru we all need. i wish i had someone giving me LSD in my candy when i was a kid. i woulda had my third eye years ago

Can’t wait for OP to not deliver

My food pls

You fucking suck OP. I don't think you've ever done acid, if you had, you'd have some modicum of respect for the universe around you. Pussy. Faggot.

He doesn't work a pizza place, why would he deliver it

Kill yourself ultrafag, it’s fucking acid, quite literally one of the safest drugs around

So then. Options are: Fat lady, hobo, soccer mum, or kid. If you guys want to vote or something I'm all for it.

I'd like to personally thank everyone that's called me a degenerate. It just reminds me I fucking hate this job and gives me strength to actually do this.

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I do know someone who does tho. Would a pizza place be better? Maybe I can drag them into this

THis is why parents have to check their kids' halloween candy because of sick perverted freaks like you

>>safest
Brown

Store it in a dark place then and problem solved

I’m not too sure of your point here?

yeah but giving 4 tabs to someone who may have never done a hallucinogen and not telling them is not all that safe tbh

shut the fuck up newfag

brown acid is notoriously "bad acid" at Woodstock they used to tell people not to take the brown acid

How are you going to position or hide the acid to minimize the chance of someone finding it

he should just slice into the side of the meat and slip it in

Was planning it on dissolving int in water and placing it with a syringe.

so what should it be? Fat lady, hobo, soccer mum, or kid?

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youre gonna waste that expensive shit on being a dick, user?
sell it or at least give it to a homeless man for fucks sake

Thought of that, but maybe they would feel the paper as they chew.

Trips check’d
Brown as in the actual colour of it? I’ve never heard of brown acid before

I hope you get caught and end up in jail for a very long time, and I hope the person you decide to duck with gets a chance to beat the shit out of you and sue your workplace for compensation for hiring such a dumb faggot like you.

SOCCER MUM

No, but it’s an experience nonetheless
My favourite thing about acid was Hoffman having an undeterminable amount after he synthesised it and riding his bike home afterwards lmao

bum for sure

...

Give it to someone with authority

so votes are

2 for bum
2 for soccer mum
1 for fat lady

im a win rar!!! but yeah the color of the tab of acid is usually is a bad sign

I really wanted to, but I can't figure out a way to do it.

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the bum would be happy and may turn his life around after the hopeful ego death. so bum.

physically yes, but you're retarded if you think it's totally safe mentally
fuck you

bum

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this is OC btw

This is the one time I hope the FBI or glowniggers are monitoring Yea Forumsz

it was about 250ug

If anyone can figure out a way for me to give it to a cop with at least a chance of not getting caught, I'm doing that.

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Acid doesn’t cause mental illness, it can cause underlying conditions to present but that’s not really the acids fault is it

This

It wont do anything. Their going to swallow it way to fast. Acid doesnt work if you swallow it before it takes effect. If anything youre just going to feed them some bits of paper and youre going to waste a lot of acid.

u gonna get arrested bro but u could put it in a doughnut

They don’t know how much he had at all because there’s no way to determine it, especially trying to determine what was absorbed through his skin accidentally

kek

not true

Fair enough, I’ve never seen a brown tan but I’ll keep it in mind, thanks user
What’s bad about the acid? Is it physically toxic or something?

you could consider doing it to a person who looks very professional, like nice suit and shit. However its so fucked that you'd do this shit, what kind of dog shit mental has caused you to such faggotry

Acid has about a 80% bioavailability, swallowing it straight away will only cause a loss of about 20% of the drug.
Letting it sit sublingually allows the full
Dose to be absorbed directly into the blood and therefore wastes less

I wish it wasnt cuz op seems ambitious. Probably should pick a drug that will actually do what he wants it too. Would be better off making shroom tea or something

it could be lace with experimental drugs such as 2-cb or 25-I or it could have coke on it or meth. there are alot of things that could be considered as "bad acid"

Relax, he's not really going to do it. Everything in this board is pure fantasy and to be taken any other way is retarded

well your wish is true, look at the post above yours

should I give it to a bum, tho?
In that case, I can do that in a day or two, but I want to cause at least a bit of commotion. The worst thing that could happen is he starts screaming a bit or something.

Maybe he'll bite someone, but that seems too far fetched.

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Give it to your boss.

you're pretty hot

I sure hope so, I've known people who've had something like that happen to them and their entire life goes down the drain from it. Shits fucked

Damn aye well as I said I’ll keep it in mind

if it causes commotion youll get arrested. and unless you want that go for it

OP is a faggot because he cant even get liquid

It's acid not bath salts

moar??

why waste it on a bum? cause some chaos.

I sure hope not, I know some people who've had this actually happen to them and it actually fucks them over so bad. They lose their job, they go to jail, and their whole life goes down the drain. Shits fucked

Hobo fo sho

You must be quite the newfag if you actually think this is true.

Don’t. Your friend might not be on board and you’ll be fucked if they tell others about your plan.

no shit but it can also cause lasting effects such as psychosis and trauma including ptsd
I never said it caused mental illness friend
you can literally Google this info, he dosed himself intentionally with 250ug on bicycle day

So what you're saying is, use this for revenge

stay safe user. ive had too many experiences with bad acid and it can ruin you if you're not careful. buy a testing kit man. know what goes into your body.

What a waste of acid dude. You won't even see the results, at best the woman gets hospitalised and that's it.
No news, that'll be it.
And why do you think they'll trace it down to McDonald's?

Its not gonna work- paper needs to sit under the tongue for a while. If they just eat it, it probably won't have an effect

That's what I want, but I really can't see how.

Now there are some that come and get a lot of shit in just one order.Maybe they are reselling it or taking it for a meeting or something. If I'm right, there's too much disconnection for it to be traced back to me.

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ofc

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Isn't it a problem too that some parts of the sheet will have higher dosage than others so it makes it hard to judge just how much a tab contains?

>check'd
post tits or moar ass

Any idea if slipping it into a coffee is hot enough for the acid to degrade? I could put it into a high management cup.

They come by every few weeks and just leave it on the counter for a while.

I'd love to meet someone like you in real life. The thought of jamming a screwdriver into your knee joint while you cry and say you're sorry for being the degenerate human garbage you are is worth reading this thread. If you're trying to get back at society for treating you like garbage, maybe try and stop acting worse than the people you hate.

500ug is a shitload of acid for even an experienced person with psychedelics who's ready to trip, is prepared and has a sitter.
the fact you're even considering doing it to a fucking kid makes you scum of the fucking earth.
kid will freak the fuck out, parents will go to ER, doctors will find it's LSD, they'll trace it back to McDonalds and cameras will bust you.

looking forward to your next thread in a couple of years when you get out of jail, my dude. cunts like you are the reason relatively safe drugs like LSD/shrooms and even weed are illegal.

clearly you've never dropped a tab in your beer or some liquid in a shot
it works

yeah ofc but for the most part they drip the LSD onto the paper tab in the middle of it. it should spread evenly

I think driving a screwdriver into someone's knee is degenerate behavior

who the fuck would consume acid and alcohol at the same time?
fucking die

op would beat your ass

>LSD doesnt work if you swallow it
Spotted the kid who's only ever had 2cb and Nbome lol

u got kik or snap or sum?

Also, you stupid faggots are overreacting. Anyone he doses (assuming it actually kicks in) will simply halt thier day, go home saying thier "ill" and lay down thinking they have the flu.

Kids are too closely watched. I won't do it to a kid. I'm trying to figure out who should I do it to cause the greatest chaos, not the greatest harm. Any ideas on who and how?

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I'm still here. Just don't over do it and you'll be fine

LOL for fucking real

i do have snap but not kik.

>but I want to cause at least a bit of commotion
it wont though and you wont see it. it takes 2-3 hours to peak. the mum and her kids'll have eaten their burger, got in the car and already be home by then.
you're just wasting 5 hits of acid to see literally nothing happen except probably losing your job or getting arrested a couple of days later.

I've done it mixed with plenty of shit
when you have 120 hits of some quality you tend to enjoy experimenting with it :)
really fun with alcohol, whippits, and coke too
lmfao do you know what lsd actually does

If you give it to someone who has never had acid, what would they logically think is happening to them? I'm picturing someone with zero drug exposure. Would it be an ambulance call or would they think they were sick and go home

acid isn't a physiologically dangerous drug, you probably puked a lot though. my point isnt the risk of death.
the point is that it is an awful combination and I dont see how anyone could score recreational value out of it...

You're living as, will die and will be remembered as a fucking moron.

that wasn't me btw but have you tried it? it's a great combo if that's the experience you're going for, I prefer lsd alone for a deeper experience but its fun as hell to get drunk while frying with a friend or two and just get stupid

LSD isnt going to cause chaos.

icy cold beers are fantastic to sip after the peak. shit's amazing. like says drink, just dont get DRUNK (alcohol doesnt really affect you when you're on LSD anyway, just dont start knocking back tequila shots).

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12 pack is usually a given when I'm tripping
but sometimes I enjoy taking some shots throughout but usually more toward the end, and honestly the lsd is so strong you don't feel too drunk anyway

Not really sure. From the only time I've taken the come up just felt like I had way too much caffeine but then I got a nosebleed and I felt a level of fear I've never had before in my life.

Things started to go sideways with lots of colours that simply distracted me too much. After that, all I can remember is fear of death for like an hour or two, and later being the happiest I've ever been.

But I was preppared. I was thinking maybe they'd freak out about every single thing going on in their lives, thinking that nothing matters now that the walls are melting and see some rather... interesting decisions.

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I'm not sure why you're getting russtled over this. Personally I stick to beer when I do it, but ive never had any issues

eh, I've never really liked alcohol as a drug compared to what else is available honestly. on top of that, around 17 I developed alcohol intolerance for some reason, so that effect piled on top of how alcohol already makes me feel I just can't imagine it making a trip go anywhere but south.

Any idea on what will? It's never too late to change a plan.

lol the second one wasnt me, but still. with how aware acid makes you going against how unaware alcohol makes you just seems like putting your mind at odds when it's already in an extremely suggestible state.

>eating fast food
The people are askin for it tbh. Op did nothing wrong

releasing 1000 africanized bees in your McDonalds will cause chaos.
making someone lie down looking at their hands, pondering science and the universe until eventually marathonning Adventure Time wont cause chaos.

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fair enough but I and everyone I've ever tripped with usually drink at least a few beers while tripping. whatever works for you man

funniest shit I've seen was when I gave my black friend a drop from my vial and he asked if he could take it in a shot of Hennessy lmao

anything that *will* is physiologically fucking dangerous, moron.
but go ahead, give a 7 year old some meth why dont you? no way they'll ever know it's you

Why would you poison some random person who isn't doing anything wrong? If you wanna ruin your life, at least go out doing something cool. Shoot up a child porn ring or kill a known rapist. Anything but poisoning some rando, which WILL be linked back to you.

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You got any bee contact?

I recommend first timers to have a couple drinks while coming up to ease some of the anxiety they may have
but I hear you, they definitely work against each other. I just had a period of getting super fucked up constantly and that's when I'd be snorting coke and hitting whippits while on a few hits. which I'd highly recommend

MOAR!!!

that sucks about your intolerance user.

this, shit's super comfy. after the peak with some beers, weed, snacks and something good to watch is the fucking best.

i've never done shots or whisky on lsd, though whisky is on my list of shit to try on acid. last couple of times I was just content with sipping through an 8 or 12 pack like you said.

not much of one for hard drugs, but I'll certainly try whippets on a peak sometime. sounds like a fucking blast

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I'll keep an eye out for you

This is dumb you wont even get to see the results

okay good. i love sharing my body

Anyway, thread's dead. I'll deliver once I've handed in my two weeks notice.

If I can find a way to do it to a cop or anyone with high authority, I'm doing that. Otherwise, I'll just place it in the first person who order a big order or a bum if things simply don't work out.

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Just send me some bro, my guy is dry

yeah beer is like water on a trip
but if you like whiskey definitely give that a try, it's really interesting to try tasty stuff
my buddy and I have enjoyed a dank cheese board or two while frying and lord was that a treat
dude its amazing, overall you just feel great and euphoric and you will laugh your ass off but you also get some insane mandalas overlaid on your entire field of view. I love it

oh my god you are going to get caught.
if there's any word back about anyone complaining they're obviously going to immediately look at the people who are leaving, that's just logic.
why wont you respond to anyone telling you this is a fucking terrible idea, OP?

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A guy I worked did this did this to his friends drink at lunch break. His friend freaked out and tried to bash his own head in with a hammer, he screamed demons are in his brain. Guy never did drugs in his life.

He ended up in a coma never fully recovered, semi vegetable from brain damage (from The hammer).

The guy who did it got 15 years in prison.

I had to train 2 new people because of that asshole.

Yup, we're gonna need a timestamp

Because I already fucking know that. I'm essentially relying on the fact that there are no cameras in my work place, and that people will be getting food from multiple sources.

I'm looking for like minded psychonauts to talk about psychedelics with. I can't seem to find anybody (suffice one couple) IRL that seems to have any interest in even discussing these things.
help me Yea Forumsros, I'm trying to develop real friendships over this shit but I'm lost.

For any actual sense of community there are plenty of forums with actual discussion. This is nothing but shitposts all day round.

fair enough, but if law enforcement gets involved, I hope you know you're fucked.
I certainly wish you have a change of heart.

why take nudes with a timestamp?

It's always about you

LSD is good

To prove it's you. A shoe on your head would also work

I agree, thank you for your input.

Eh, who knows. Probably will just give it to a bum anyway.

>no cameras
>in a McDonalds
that you know about

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How can you know that it is LSD and not just poison?
What if the customer kills himself during the trip or killsothers. Like dui.

Enjoy your life in prison you piece of shit.

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add a "20" after the 4 in Yea Forums.
there's a whole website full of people to talk about drugs with, a board for each type.
also TripSit IRC is a nice place to chill with other tripping anons. if you're having a bad trip you can #help in any channel and a sitter will sort you out.

Better have an escape plan.
You could kill someone and you know it. You're going to be crucified with the worst that they can give you if you get caught. 1st degree attempted murder is not a stretch of the imagination here. If they can't get a professional opinion to corroborate that you're still getting the reckless endangerment causing harm and a bunch of other charges.
I'll be on the lookout for this in the news. Seen worse announcements on here come true so you never know.

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They can't prove it's him. No fingerprints on liquified acid, retard

What country are you from? Also if US, which side so I can avoid

anyone else call bullshit? why would he pose with the red bull? these were probably two dudes just trolling Yea Forums

this.
plus this being the 2nd thread there's a good chance bored internet police will make the connection and use the fact you even considered doing it to a kid against you.
if not the fact that cops browsing right now havent already traced your IP and are building a case on you already.

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OP is going to get a life sentence or at least 25 years in prison.
Have fun retard.

This shit happens all the time! Usually between friends, but still there's maybe a 1% chance anyone will be hurt.

This

Would be fun to give it to a friend, but I don't think anyone I know would get a kick out of it.

I don't have any intention, but in any case, I can call the whole thing off at any moment.