He's never played ocarina of time

ocarina of time and majoras mask are great zelda games

What's wrong with her bobs?

autism man make le everything about him face

haha yeah I've seen lets plays of them :)

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you never played OOT!!?? holy shit le millennial poser!!!!???? pssssssshhhhhh!!!

they're not on my face?

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And her face?

you insult me... i can tell yuji sakis apart, it's really not that difficult...

Escorted by Desgranges and Duclos, the Duc and Curval make a journey to the cellars with
Augustine in the course of that night; her ass has been preserved in excellent condition, 'tis now
lashed to tatters, then the two brothers alternately embugger her, but guard their seed, and then
the Duc gives her fifty-eight wounds in the buttocks, pours boiling oil into each gash. He drives a
hot iron into her cunt, another into her ass, and fucks her wounded charms, his prick sheathed in
a sealskin condom which worsens the already lamentable state of her privities. That
accomplished, the flesh is peeled away from the bones of her arms and legs, which bones are
sawed in several different places, then her nerves are laid bare in four adjacent places, the nerve
ends are tied to a short stick which, like a tourniquet, is twisted, thus drawing forth the aforesaid
nerves, which are very delicate parts of the human anatomy and, which, when mistreated, cause
the patient to suffer much. Augustine's agonies are unheard-of.
She is given some respite and allowed to recruit her strength, then Messieurs resume work, but
this time, as the nerves are pulled into sight, they are scraped with the blade of a knife. The
friends complete that operation and now move elsewhere; a hole is bored in her throat, her
tongue is drawn back, down, and passed through it, 'tis a comical effect, they broil her remaining
breast, then, clutching a scalpel, the Duc thrusts his hand into her cunt and cuts through the
partition dividing the anus from the vagina; he throws aside the scalpel, reintroduces his hand,
and rummaging about in her entrails, forces her to shit through her cunt, another amusing stunt;
then, availing himself of the same entrance, he reaches up and tears open her stomach.

they concentrate upon her visage: cut away her ears, burn her nasal passages, blind her eyes
with molten sealing wax, girdle her cranium, hang her by the hair, attach heavy stones to her feet,
and allow her to drop: the top of the skull remains dangling.
She was still breathing when she fell, and the Duc encunted her in this sorry state; he discharged
and came away only the more enraged. They split her belly, opened her, and applied fire to her
entrails; scalpel in hand, the Président burrows in her chest and harasses her heart, puncturing itin several places. 'Twas only then her soul fled her body; at the age of fifteen years and eight
months thus perished one of the most heavenly creatures ever formed by Nature's skillful hand.

Breath of the Wild blew OOT out of the water

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When you don't play video games, you become a girl instead. This might be desirable for some people but I just wanted to warn people in case they didn't know.

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Never played it but I agree.
Last one I played was WW

pls
dont
stop
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dont
care
pls
just
kill
your
selves
no
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wow quotin 120 days of sodom, geeee how original

its kinda the only part worth reading try to save people time

dubs

gARLIC Salt used to play ocarina of time but culdnt get into it liek he culd mario 64

GS had gf tho who mained ocarina of time like it was her lief.
she was cool she lieked it in the stephen pinker but she was also heckin crazy and you know all that stuff with the mental problems

one time i played a game of uno and the winner had to go down on the loser and thats the story about the time i went down on a black girl named deborah and if u called her debra like a white girl she'd get mad

u stupid for not throwing that game to git head

othre than that dam debra i hope she showered and looked cute GS hope to have special time with blak grill some day but for now he only try it with mixed grils

no i said it wrong loser had to go down
that makes no sense the way i said it

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also niec dubs cuz Garlic Salt drunk and hi how ya doing howabout this in the spirit of thngs..

youtube.com/watch?v=qL_9zWmDcjs