Time to play “CHAN LIFE” Here are the rules 1. Dubs decides what to do. It could be go out and get lunch or grab the m4 and go on a rampage. 2. A roll of 00 is a crit fail and a roll of 99 is crit success. 3. The goal is to survive life for one week. I don't expect you guys to survive one day 4. When declaring to take an action a set amount of time will pass. If the action cannot be concluded in a reasonable amount of time only part of the action will be achieved. For example if the action chosen is becoming an astronaut and go to the Moon. The character might just sign up for astronaut school. 5. commit suicide is a perfectly valid action, but please don't do it.
Date & Time: Monday 8:30am Location: Home You wake up in the morning to an average day. The birds are chirping, and the Trump is tweeting. You put on your clothes and grab your daily equipment. What do you do?
I open up Yea Forums and try to fap to porn threads.
Connor Martinez
Date & Time: Monday 8:40am Location: Home HP: 5/10 after a few minutes of excruciating pain you chop off your own penis. You now sit on your bed with a bloody crotch with you do.
Date & Time: Monday 9:00am Location: Home HP: 8/10 you go down into your kitchen grab a skillet and some cooking oil and begin to cook the sausage. after find breakfast you find yourself satisfied.
Date & Time: Monday 9:00am Location: Home HP: 8/10 You step outside your house and approached the first man you see. He gives you a friendly hello as you'd lunge for his groin. A quick slice in the man's penis is in your hands. He screams as a passerby called the cops.
