Well,shit.another week of getting drunk again

go back nigger

who say you cant be a productive member of society and still get drunk every night?

honestly(op here)i blame it on blended canadian whisky.i guess binge drinking it the first time wasnt enough of a lesson learned,i always drink waaaay to fuckin much when i binge drink it

>doublecans

what the fuck are doublecans you double nigger

It's gotta be the caskmates for me. Unbelievably smooth.

because you would be to busy being drunk to be a productive member of society.have you ever actually gotten drunk before kid?

op here,was just a random pic because im drunk and drinking alcohol.although,maybe not drunk enough because i still seem to spell pretty good

Doublecans are 24 or 25oz cans. Because one can is 12oz usually. Other words include tall boy, pounder, or silo.

although,while drinking my 5th double shot of the night,im reminded of the fact i have mules in my fridge.so im thinking my next double shot is gonna be a moscow mule

eh,if your gonna drink a 24 oz.why drink some shit like natural light? i dont understand why people choose light beer to get fucked up on when regular beer has more abv.my brother's wifes family is the same way

Because even though Natty Daddys are the same price, they taste like absolute garbage and are hard to choke down. Also its easier to pace yourself on something lighter and you burp a hell of a lot more.

Underrated comment

i mean,dont get me wrong.get drunk as hell on anything you like.maybe its just me personally.whenever i go to family gatherings with my brother's wife they are already getting drunk as fuck on miller lite's and im like "why"

either way,i aint hatin.im on my 4th or 5th double shot of hard liquior of the day so......

Getting shitfaced on a Monday night. This really is the loser thread of the evening isn't it

op here,ive been shitfaced every night for the past 2 weeks

It's all fun and games, until you get permanent liver damage and end up with cirrhosis before you hit 30. You'll find it less enjoyable when the doctor tells you that you'll die in a given time period. And let me stop you right away... you will NOT die peacefully in your sleep--but instead, you will be in excruciating pain for every second of the rest of your life.

It is rated as the single most painful illness in the medical profession, and its main cause is, surprise surprise: excessive alcohol consumption.

So take this piece of advice and slack the booze between your sessions. Even better, make sure you do not have some cash laying around, as this may encourage you to go buy alcohol. A good way to avoid that, would be to gift me the game Football Manager 2019 on Steam. It's currently on sale, and I always wanted to play it.

You would hit two bird with one stone.

The ultimate projection

>before you hit 30

but....what if i told you i was 34

And here I was thinking regular mules are stubborn, but this one's a Russian mule. Damn, that mf ain't hauling anything without a fight.

kek

Viaka vodka.. cheap shit I guess, used to be chronic, Everclear drinking alcoholic, had this shit in my freezer for 2 years after I "quit", it seems hella high octane now. To Valhalla..

>everclear

oh god.ive had 151 rum before and everclear was just.never again

in terms of alcoholism though,i wouldnt suggest stuff like canadian club.i dont know,i feel like everytime i binge drink with this stuff i always drink way to much,im on like my 5th going on 6th double shot right now

>freezer

only tried that once with malt liquior,put a four loko in the freezer and was disapointed,was like drinking a slushie

I drink 5 centennial IPAS from Founder's a day. I supplement with scotch when needed. I pay little over $16 for a 15 pack.

Yea, it's what made me quit back when, each time it was less & less of me coming back.. but I'm glad I'm not the only one that's been going at it for the past couple of weeks, I wonder what it is..

I've never tried that, maybe I should..

This vodkas good, stays liquid..

Founder's dude here. A couple weeks? Try years. I can go a couple days without the shakes, so I think I'm safe for now.

Not drunk, but Jack on the rocks for the slow buzz

Like you're any better

It seems like you’re going to A.A. tomorrow night.

Anyone else smoke when they drink too? Those cigarettes are what mainly fuck me up the next day I feel like

Do you even get buzzed every night bro?

I want to get drunk again tonight but my wife isnt letting me.

Then beat her, dumbass...

Shed call the police on me. She’s a “feminist”

sounds to me like your pussy whipped

i dont know,it seems like the most nights in a row i get fucked up.the less the hangover feels in the next day

Cause it never gets fully out of your system. I "fight" it so maybe drink a couple nights in a row then off a couple of nights. Dumb shit

2 for $2 Hurricane Malt Liquor because I’m poor but still need to drink the pain away.

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Then punish her because feminists are usually little in bdsm settings.

I meant littles, subs.

It's never going to go away friend

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Ive accepted this friendo

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Been drunk nearly every night for about 12 years. Drink about 500ml vodka. Fully functioning but I need to start workimg out again

Deadlifted 480 drunk once, could've went heavier but knew I was drunk & didn't wanna snap my shit up

I binge drank for a month then couldn’t stop and after drinking everyday for 3 months I started getting withdrawals.

Fucking horrible 2 years was worse off than when I was on heroin, cocaine or Xanax. I had to go to rehab for alcohol and not the others...alcohol is legit the worst drug out there

Never been a deadlifter. Have benched 300 and squated 400 in my prime

It's a snowball effect if you're not careful

My fave, did 550 a few months ago, watching lion documentaries always works for me haha

Ive done all kinds of drugs and booze. For me the worst hangovers were shitty mdma. I literally had no control over my muscles especially my facial expressions

>xanax

is there really any difference between popping xanax and being drunk as hell?

Usually I'm on Skol but I switched to Platinum 7x.

Also started mixing White Russians past couple weeks.

Had 12 black Russians among other drinks when I dated a stripper once.. fun times

Skol is terrible. Try Svedka. Its cheap

>he doesnt drink russian standard

also,the more i drink the more difficult it is to type right

The dark one leaves my teeth feeling dirty for some reason. Something about feeling like it's a Yoo-Hoo with a kick is nice.

I didn't drink it for the taste. Sobiesky was one I drank all the time in Europe, reminds me of rubbing alcohol.

What is impairment of motor skills

Really? Haven't had it in years but can't recall that..

>past 2 weeks?

Four years faggot.

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>four years

well.....makes me feel alot better.either way,boredom is my excuse.most of the shit ive bringe drank is weak stuff though,like 35 percent captain morgan or 30 percent smirnoff no sugar flavored vodka

maybe i need to start buying higher abv stuff.i feel like the lower abv stuff i tend to drink more because i dont get buzzed enough off the same amount

Faggot. Who cares about russian standards. Go fuck your hand

why should i fuck my hand when i can fuck your mom instead?

Good one big guy.

Probably a personal thing. But I am using Kahlua maybe that has something to do with it

Where does this shit come from? Honest question. Is it some weird spam?

tall boy miller lites

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More?

there's never more alcohol

*never enough

Take a night of just sleep aid pills and recover

and you run out. and there's never more.

>when you told yourself you had enough alcohol for the night,but wanted to drink a moscow mule also

what is running out of alcohol? thats why they make stores that sell alcohol

>sleep aid pills

but the good stuff requires a prescription

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>stores that sell alcohol
because there's no more alcohol and now you need more

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>no more alcohol

might as well kill myself at that point

PBR

My life is kill

just got off work, drinking a warm sweetwater 420 lol

fml, got budweiser and blue moon too

i need to chill on drinking

>pbr

ill admit,ive been looking for a light beer version of that.but all i can find are regular pbr

I'm drunk and high on life. Just hit 495 deadlift for a pr today. Drinking water. This a good scotch I can recommend though.

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>i need to chill on drinking

i said this yesterday,but here i am.2 days in a row of binge drinking

fuck you im changing the subject.

you like rum? I tried Calico Jack a while back and me and the GF loved that shit.

>calico jack

what kind of bullshit is this? captain morgan or get the fuck out

I got bills n shit

>drunk on life

fuck you kid,im drunk on vodka.god damn,i cant even type good enough to respond now

get some Laphroaig you fucking disgusting savage ...

bruh you good, let's walk down this road together.

I like going on youtube music adventures when im drunk.You?

There's always distilled water

>walk down the road together

i dont think id be able to walk down a road without passing out.and oddly enough,i like watching stupid videos on youtube to when im drunk

what does distilled water have to do with anything,im talking about pbr making a "light version" you know.like miller lite,keystone light,bud light,etc

>i dont think id be able to walk down a road without passing out
Pussy. also >what is turn of phrase
I recently foun this shit. Share your recent good find.
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>pussy

LOL,ive had like 5 double shots today

It's a joke, bruv. I'm making fun of myself for getting sloggy on shit beer, implying a lite version would be even beerierless.

also,this is aftter yesterday which ive probably had 5 to 6 double shots also.so i aint no pussy when it comes to alcohol

>5 double shots

oh shit, my bad.

me either. GF and I will down a gallon over a couple days if we can get someone to watch the kids.

eh,i get sloggy more on hard liquior then i do beer.but ill admit,call me a pussy if you want because half the shots ive took tonight were those no sugar added new smirnoffs that are like 30 percent abv

either way,i can drink double the amount drinking those then i can 40 percent stuff

I've been binge drinking nightly for the past 20 years.

I stop a few weeks before my annual physical ("stop" meaning just a few drinks a night) so my liver numbers come out as normal.

But I am a fucking drunk. My kids don't know it because I don't drink until they're in bed. My wife has always known it, but doesn't care.

its been spread out through the whole day though.and this is after 4-5 double shots yesterday to

>GF and I

im on that single life,either way.ive always drank alone anyway

>annual physical

pussy,my physcial was done after a week of binge drinking at least 3 to 4 double shots a night for the entire week

just FYI, your gamma-glutamyl transferase levels won't go down much after a few weeks of not drinking if you drink heavily the rest of the time. They're probably just not regularly checking it right now, but if they ever suspect you are an alcoholic or want to make sure (say, for a liver transplant) they will check and you'll be caught.

And your liver numbers were way high, and what did the doctor say to you?

my doctor didnt say shit.it wasnt a blood test :)

but ill admit,i was glad it wasnt.because ive been drunk as fuck everyday for the past 2 weeks.he'd probably say some pretty negative shit if i did have a blood test

I got extremely lucky with my GF. childhood friend type thing, met again as adults.

We can share a 5th to the bottom no prob and then function (somewhat) the next day.

>friend

well,at least you made a "friend" into a gf,usually that isnt the case with "friends"

I don't know what you mean by your gamma glutal talk, but my AST (SGOT) was 22 and ALT (SGPT) 42, both totally normal after not drinking for a few weeks BEEYOTCH

either way,i feel like im pretty functional to on the next day even when i drank a fuckton the night before

We're talking like 5 year olds and then moved away type thing. Didn't meet again until we were 29.

hmm,guess thats different then the "friends"ive had.used to know a chick in her 20's or 30's.but she moved away,never got to fuck her.kinda regret i never took the chance,but recently i found her on facebook and she lives in chicago and is a lesbian

suprised me though,since she only had 1 friend who was a women,rest were guys.including me

yeah AST and ALP recover quickly when you quit drinking, GGT doesn't. that's why they use GGT to test alcoholics. Just a warning from a fellow alcoholic friend who happens to also work in a hospital laboratory.

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