How to prevent a hangover niggas?

Wear it like a badge of honour. Try not to be such a huge fag in the future.

Water.
The only thing that would actually work is something like a cure for Asian Flush. Like this: redeepatch.com/ But I haven't tried this.

Charcoal tablets before drinking. Hydrate.

Are you retarded?

A few waters while drinking.
A half gallon of water before bed.
Sleep, get up to piss, drink more water.
Sleep, get up to piss, drink more water.
Sleep. Wake up.
Hangover only at 20% now.

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You forgot salt

beer. wait untill it kicks in then take a few cold beers. just enough to make you smile, not enough to make you drunk. then eat, fap, sleep. repeat again if needed when you wake up.

Drink water while drinking alcohol, alternate between drinks, then the moment you feel like peeing you go fucking pee, but the most important thing is to drink a beverage with electrolytes like pedialyte or any other BEFORE going to sleep, that should do it but if you're older around 30+ then drink another when you wake up

I've never experienced a hangover. Am I some kind of genetic mutant?

Your mom is a genetic mutant

no, you just dont drink enough

>the grease myth
i was coming to see how far down this was. 4th posts in. youre retarded

No you cant drink enough to get a proper hangover otherwise they're a living hell

Pedialyte

Half the battle is not laying down and accidentally falling asleep before taking preventative measures. Also eat something solid and absorbent before chugging water because just water and booze sloshing around can make you more drunk for a few minutes before starting to even you out (I dont know the science behind this, just my usual experience) lastly, the most surefire way to overcome your odds is to just get it out of you now so it doesnt keep soaking in while you sleep.

genetics

All that has been said plus Vitamin B.

Going to try out vitamins and a saline IV, next time i'm super hungover. i got all the supplies so why not.

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Drink whisky, i never get a hangover from whisky. Best stuff ever. Bye

Drink more often until you no longer get hangovers of course

Step 1. don't drink
Step 2. ????
Step 3. Just smoke weed
Step 4. profit

Stick to one thing when drinking.
Eat to absorb alcohol.
2 Tylenol and glass of water before sleep.

You wake up fine.

I WANT TO GET DRUNK FAGGOT NOT FILL MY STOMACH WITH FOOD

The dude prolly has a shift in 6 hours youre not really helping

Drunchies>>>munchies tho

You're gonna get drunk ya stupid fuck.

You nailed it bro

The more you drink the worse hangovers get. That's how I know you're under 30

morning blaze always helps me with my hangover.
only minus is you are going to be slow as fuck whole day

Eating is important, not because it absorbs alcohol (that shit still gets processed no matter what) but it helps meter out how fast you metabolize alcohol. Protein is best for this, not bread as people commonly think.

Drink water before, during, and after. The morning after, take a multivitamin or a potassium supplement. Also, eat anything pickled like dill pickles, herring, etc or if you're particularly brave take a shot of pickle juice. It's full of electrolytes.

The drink of professional drunks everywhere.

I just ate a bunch of chicken breast

I do a glass of water for every two shots/four beers, that seems to mitigate most of the damage. Drink water every time you wake up. Gatorade and salted crackers in the morning. Take shower, eat breakfast, and you should be good to go.

take benzos instead of drinking alcohol

Oh I'm sorry were people on Yea Forums supposed to be helpful? shut up faggot

Water and suboxone before bed and you'll wake up feeling fine

Put the blunt down and read the name of the thread you stereotypical twat

Pull the dick out of your mouth and stop being such a faggot.

only highschool kids think its cool to tell others you smoke weed

Oof you got me there

Alcohol is just shit. Its bad for your whole body, not just liver, thats why you feel hangover because you are literally poisoning yourself.

There much better and safer alternatives to alcohol, like alprazolam, for example.

weed is also garbage

Never said I smoked weed , was telling OP to smoke weed.
Also only little bitches cry on Yea Forums how people aren't following what the thread says. Go eat a bullet

Drink water. Eat some decent food, and not just before passing out. Try different alcoholic bevs. Personally, whiskey makes me fun but feel like shit the next day. But I can drink vodka and gin all night and wake up feeling great.

2 options.
1-don't drink
2- become professional alcoholic.
anything else, you WILL have some sort of "hangover". if you drink too much.
PERIOD

Well now you need to smoke some weed

youre an extra kind of special

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And you need to take the cock outta your mouth.

Cook a flank steak by pan searing it in a cast iron skillet with butter and garlic.
Eat that, then put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.

site just wouldn't be the same without em

how many cocks does he have in his mouth user? is there a 3rd in there?

That advantage of taking food with alcohol is this: when you drink, the pyloric sphincter at the bottom of your stomach stays open. Absorption of materials happens in the small intestine. So when you drink without having eaten recently, the liquor passes straight through to your small intestine where it is rapidly absorbed, leading to quicker intoxication.

When you eat solid food, the pressure of the food against the nerves in your stomach causes the pyloric sphincter to close, so that the food remains in your stomach to be broken down by gastric juices there for a while before passing on to your intestine for absorption. So if you eat first, the alcohol is trapped in the stomach for a while and is passed on to the intestine at a slower pace, slowing the rate of intoxication.

WHAT food you eat doesn't matter, only that you eat something substantial BEFORE you drink. If you want to drink for longer and stay in the party longer, eat first. Snack as you go.

Doesnt answer his question

Glass of water after every beer

Alcoholics get hangovers that last for days

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That only works if you live in a trailer

What food you eat does matter because of digestive rates.

Lol no

Drink water after you finish your serving of alcohol and between each one

I'd prefer if the badge didn't make me want to off myself. Odd ik...

I just carry around a gallon of water while I'm drinking. And chug a bunch before I fall asleep. Usually works well.

ive heard drinking your pee helps. is that better than water

Yes, but I find bread does make you feel better if you do end up with the hangover.

just keep drinking,you wont have a hangover if your still drunk

Niggas typically don’t know how to stop any kind of hangings.

That's called withdrawal. It's what happens when your body develops dependence. More alcohol is the cause of AND SOLUTION TO the problem, as the almighty Homer Simpson reminds us.

No, it's worse because you need to piss out the excess alcohol.

Don't get shit faced drunk.
>/thread

hardly any alcohol is in piss

Everytime you get up? How many times do you get up after drinking and passing out lol

When you wake up and realize none of this shit worked go get a lo-carb Monster, a bacon,egg, cheese sandwich, and a 32oz bodyarmour or Gatorade. Follow that up with some water as soon you feel like it.
Source: Alcoholism

Yeah, but the byproducts of metabolized alcohol. That's one reason you feel like ass if you pass out while drunk and wake up the next morning. One reason is dehydration, but if you don't piss that shit out, it recirculates through your system while you're sleeping. Even if you don't guzzle fluids, just staying awake to piss several times reduces your hangover by a huge margin.

take your punishment like a good little bitch. this is how people learn some self control when they drink. your body is punishing you for ingesting too much.?most of us have made this mistake obviously, and now it's your turn to be man.
t. have puked in my sleep a bunch of times and survived to tell the hangover from hell tales

Man I think who ever told you to drink pee is not your friend

pissing is a factor in making you dehydrated lol. the more your piss, the more dehydrated

This lol

I get drunk and passout for literally 18 hours before i get up

Dont mix drinks and drink lots of water.

yeah this, smoke weed and become a complete retard

You want a fuckin medal for that or what

Kek

Obvs, but there's a reason your body tries to get rid of waste water. If piss were beneficial to the body, why bother releasing it at all?

This does work as a hangover is alcohol withdrawal.
So by drinking more booze you'll feel good
but you're only pushing the hangover later down the line.
Doing this is also how you become an alcoholic :)

Don’t drink alcohol.

You can mix drinks as long as they're not too potent and/or sugary.

You have to drink first.

Its really not hard. Don't fall asleep while piss drunk. Force yourself to stay awake and drink a big glass of water and have a decent meal. If you are puking before you go to bed you are already fucked and will have a hang over but if you stop before then and do those two things you will wake up more or less fine - headache at worst which you can take something for.

You want a fuckin splitting migraine all day or what. I'm talking sense into people that clearly lack some self control and say the next day
>gee hungover man need help
this is what happens when you're the cause of your own problems

Projectile vomit all over your shirt. People love that shit. Especially on a bus or a train, but even better on a first date! Cover that new bitch in your chunks!

Don't drink it.
Grain alcohol soaked tampon in ass

You get any scholarships with that huge brain of yours bud?

doing nothing but drinking water makes you piss. does water make bad water? also theres things called bladders, and they get full

>Vitamin B
This. Maintains metabolism.

by not drinking

Everyone in my family always did the same thing after a night a drinking--before bed you:

Drink a glass of water.
Eat two bananas with a big handful of almonds, pecans, walnuts, whatever you got.
Take three Advil.
Drink a glass of milk.

Hit the sack. Promise you it works every time, I've done this for years and when i can remember to do it I wake up like I hadn't touched a drop.

Smoke weed first, then get drunk. Not the other way around.

And go to sleep on your stomach so if you puke in your sleep you don't fucking choke and die like Jane in Breaking Bad. Although that would be an effective way of avoiding a hangover.

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last drink you take, mix it up with some cyanide and zyklon B and you'll fucking die never having to deal with a hangover again

Your medical knowledge on this subject is unprecedented in both this thread and common human knowledge. Thank you.

Wow, for someone who asked advice about drinking piss, you seem fit to profess physiology...

Everyone's being a bunch of pussies I literally drink everyday never get hangovers there's only one way not to get hangovers and that's to keep drinking

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maybe i just want to drink some piss

Did that for years but it's not possible when you finally get a job that's not minimum wage

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You'd better not! I'll call the piss police

I disagree I have a high-paying job and I'm always drunk I just don't make it obvious even when I'm blacked out drunk you probably couldn't tell

youtu.be/y_VXZDtSBaY

is there an easier job than a formal office desk job to be able to drink everyday? i surely wouldnt want to be flipping fries sweating. and dont say work from home

Heres what you do!
10 roads to take, and these were my tips and tricks when i drank a bit to much as a teen.
1. when you wake up, go get a powerade. not kidding gatorade whatever, that will stop the hangover.
2. When you wake up, grab the nearest liqour bottle and get drunk again
3. wait the drunk out, and have the hangover not occur because you went through it in the same night
4. Coffee
5. Cigarettes
6. Smoke a joint when you wake up.
7. drink water inbetween each swig/ while drunk
8. deal with it
9. Eat some bread before pass out.
10. Don't drink in the first place if you're a pussy

Just avoid niggas completely, then you won't have to deal with hangover niggas.

People in the thread beat you to all 10 of those but thanks

how many ciggies? and are they at the same time?

Imagine being such a virtue signaller that at the mention of weed you fly off on a random tangent to shit on atoners

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You stupid nigga if you drink everyday the hangovers are non existent. Drink once a month on a friday and yeah you're gonna get a hangover

don't drink alcohol

FAKE NEWS

don't drink excessive amounts of alcohol.
don't drink cheap shit.

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I hope this is true I want to be dead or not remember shit

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Put down the bottle.

how come the alcohol one is the only one with a computer image. IS THIS FAKE?

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oh politics, hilarious.
next

That's fucking retarded and you should feel so.

No one does this but you and your autistic roundabout family.

What kind of faggot has those ingredients on deck and takes three fucking advil at once?

If the person with alcoholism had their brain on a table, they wouldn't have alcoholism, now would they?

stay drunk

you want to delete that and rethink that logic?

nope

A little late to the party my friend

Drink a lot every day so your tolerance goes up. Also make sure you're hydrated when you go to bed, and stop drinking alcohol an hour or so before bed.

Got anything to offer, dumbass..

then you dont deserve a serious response lol. guessing your just trying to troll either way

Dont drink alcohol

The secret to avoiding a hangover, is to just stay drunk.