Jezus I wanna lick Elles's asshole

i wish she was

more??

elles on phub. Some pretty decent stuff there. She also has an insta linked on her phub account

She's a cam girl who makes her own videos on pornhub and stuff.
Her indeed
Nigga you post them. What do I look kike? Your pirn butler or some shit?
Her indeed
Im definitely a chad
I can be in Prague tho.
And who the fuck is she in a relationship with?
Her status says shes single plus im pretty sure he would help her record all these videos

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You understand most pornstars on pornhub list themselves as single to keep the orbiters around right? Her bf can be heard in the background in several videos opening and closing doors and such.

>who's in a relationship
With?

>I can be in Prague tho.

This fucking nigga is serious...

Proof? Which cideos?

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what a beautiful face, pussy, and ass,
well, OP, send some messages, do not look desperate, start with silly talks and little by little enter into her personal life, then you could tell her what city she is in, send her some pictures, tell her if she wants to go see a movie or eat something, etc, ah yes, do not ask her if she has a boyfriend, she will believe that you already want a relationship with her and could scare her, if it does not work, kidnap her, I would do it, that body is worth it

>Nigga you post them. What do I look kike? Your pirn butler or some shit?
nigger what why do you keep making these retarded threads then? you obviously want people to see her so shut the fuck up and post the pictures

you started this shit. Why should I finish what you can't?

I started this thread. It's not my fault you can't lift your sausage fingers from the keyboard and run a google search for "Elles porn"

OP here.
Listen I already know it's fucked up but I need to know what to actually do. What do I do?
Do I hire private detectives to find out exactly where she lives and then "coincidentally" bump into her at a mall or something and then flirt with her?
Do I just send her a PM and litterally come out and say "I want to lick your asshole?" What do I do?

Like what do I physically do?

kys yourself asap and stop spamming

Does this sound funny in your head or something? I don't get it

>Do I hire private detectives to find out exactly where she lives and then "coincidentally" bump into her at a mall or something and then flirt with her?

I think this guy is serious

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no hes just retarded and thinks hes hilarious

I think you should get help ASAP

Physically do nothing.
She will never be interested in a pathetic, obsessed orbiter like you.
Get over her, move on. She wouldn't even let you pump her gas.

Anybody this serious doesn't think this tactically.

I think he's been serious the whole time he's been spamming this thread on Yea Forums but nobody would take him seriously.
I remember his threads would die early without any serious advice as responses

read this nigger just kidnap her, it's easy

only to lick?

yeah you sure are starting to sound alot like a samefaggotting op

You don't have a chance at all pal.
You have to remember she probably doesn't even enjoy herself in the majority of the videos she make's its her JOB she does it to make money she couldn't careless no matter if you message her in the best way possible she wont take it.

A meet up will never happen safety wise how can she?

Just buy her videos/pictures jerk off and forget... Maybe go out and find a girl that you can put this much love into.

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this is dumb larping but even still, i know alot of you fags try to dm whores on the internet thinking you have a shot. they just laugh at you, i hope you know that

Here's what you do OP. I've met up with Pornstars before who were okay with me reaching out to me for a throw.

1. Check to see if she has an agent or a PR person. Considering how amateur her videos are I would highly doubt it but you never know. Dig.
- If she does, tell the PR person you have a "business opportunity" for her. A girl like this isn't going to come cheap so you'll have to shell out for it.
Pretend to be working for some adult modeling company in the US and send a portfolio of other people's works and get rid of their watermark. This will make you seem legit. Send that and say it's your portfolio. They won't check because they'll be intrigued that you're willing to pay them.
The PR person should be able to communicate between you too.

2. Reach out to her but indirectly throw the idea out there that you'd like her to have a meet and greet or something and if she would ever come to your local Porn-con/exotic convention.
Make her seem like she's a celebrity and you're a fan.

3. Book a flight to Prague (if that's really where she lives) and get to know the culture a little bit. She can relate to you if you're similar culture-wise. Who knows you might even bump into her and you can try to pick her up.

Nigga I'm serious.
Would I put this much effort in trying to lick her asshole if I wasn't?
I can lick her asshole all by myself tyvm
So then what should I do to make her interested in me?
ffs I'm serious.
Nah man, then she'll never let me lick her asshole.
Lol what else would I do to her?
So conversing with someone else in your thread is samefagging?
>she probably doesn't even enjoy herself in the majority of the videos she make's its her JOB she does it to make money
Nigga her videos are like $100 each and they all have 100+ views on them.
She makes bank.
So then what do I need to do to make sure I have a shot?
Interesting. You really think flying to Prague and uptaking their culture would help?

Holy shit this sperglord is actually serious

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>So conversing with someone else in your thread is samefagging?
when you act like youre not op and talking in the 3rd person. yes that is the definition of samefaggotting you retarded piece of faggot

>Interesting. You really think flying to Prague and uptaking their culture would help?
I met Harley Dean in Miami by just "bumping into her" on Lincoln road mall. Caught up to some miami culture and Cuban cuisine. It was worth it. It'll be worth it for you too.

there is literally nothing you can do, stop being so pathetic and accept this

What's he going to do after he kidnaps her?
Pull over at some euro rest area and say: "okay pull your pants down because I'm going to lick your asshole now bitch"

Do nothing because she WILL not be interested in you.
The literal only things you could do to garner her interest would be to do everything in your power to improve yourself and to become a better person, to become an attractive, successful human fucking being.
Not some whiny, entitled, delusional, sniveling moron asking for advice on how to get a pornstar to like you from fucking Yea Forums.
I can promise you, any methods you take for getting in touch with her will make you seem to her, a desperate, sad little boy that's not worthy of her attention.
Put yourself in ANY girls shoes. Would you be interested in any of the thousands of guys who send you messages on the website where you show off your body to make a living?
Hell no.

Instead, work out, go to school, get a great job, maintain your hygiene and develop some interesting hobbies. Build your self confidence naturally through self reliance, and then you'll be desirable to some women, but NONE will be attracted to you if you go cyber-stalk them or send them some need "PWEASE DATE MEEE" message.

Grow.
The.
Fuck.
Up.

So you're saying OP should kidnap her?

I'm not the user that suggested that but thats what i would do

i feel like youre putting as much effort into this as op

Okay so after I've done all of that and improved myself, then what do I need to do to lick her asshole?

It obviously wooshed right over your head..

Of course shes making bank out of her videos but that doesnt mean she's going to spread her legs to some spastic incel.

If you seriously can't go out and get a girl then you must also be EXTREMELY unattractive.

All i know is you're wishing for something that'll never come true no matter hoe hard you try.

Go for it sure but make sure you at least lose your virginity first, work out and shave the neck beard.

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Nothing wooshed over my head.
I'm asking for legitimate advice and everybody keeps telling me that its impossible which is not advice.
I'm reading these replies, dont worry

Take's a faggot to know it.

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The only person whos pathetic is you.
If you could lick Elles's asshole, you would do so in a heart beat but instead of increasing your chances of that happening, you decide to stay in your bedroom all day and fap to traps and revenge porn and then shoot someone down when theyre more progressive in their endeavors and you can't stand to see someone going out and pursuing something while you stay indoors n shit so you insult them. You call them pathetic and project your problems onto them.
I think you're the pathetic one here. You're the pathetic one who will never see the light of day or taste the inside of another girl ever in your life.
Get off Yea Forums, bitch. Only champions are welcomed here, not sissy wimps like yourself living in denial.

>larping on chan
>thinks hes a chad
>still asks for advice
your head is fucked m8

So like how long should I go for?
You think Prague is a big city or could I see everything in one day?

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>in denial about wanting to lick a girl's asshole
>calls someone else a faggot
>thinks that makes sense
>calls themselves a chad
>doesnt want to lick a hot girl's asshole

Please explain to me how your contradicting logic makes any sense.

im not who you think i am but this is definitely the most pathetic thread ive looked in so far today. adios

ive been on Yea Forums since 2006. that sites always been meh at best but 2008 and onwards has been progressive levels of shit. Yea Forums is a shit hole full porn threads, beg threads and constant stale pasta. reddits actually fairly decent. if you disagree just remember moot left and the gook doesnt even care about this site. you cling to nothing.

Holy shit this guy is actually doing it
This isn't your every day desperation

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Thank you for sharing your unwarranted opinion that no one asked for kek. PS no one cares how long you've been on Yea Forums. It only shows the sad life you've lead

>makes an ineffective, stale argument with poor backing
>gets countered with an argument
>makes a personal insult and then leaves?

Kek what are you a SJW/libtard?

user lists things you have done in this thread and you think it's somehow an argument lol

Well what are you doing besides sitting in your parents basement and fapping to tranny porn all day?
He's trying to project his own frustrations on me.

Bump I could use some advice for a similar situation

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seeing as how ive seen this thread atleast once a day for a bit now at different hours, im assuming thats exactly what youre doing

Her nostrils are annoyingly thin and I don't even have a nose fetish.

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Watch it. Nao.

Yeah because nobody took me seriously

You dont need to have a nose fetish?

She's just got a horrid nose. Like Voldemort.

im sure they were serious when they told you to fuck off and stop larping

Seriously?
Her nose is fine.
And if shes blowing you and you cum, you wont spray it in her nose, ok?
Im not talking about them being serious. Im talking about me being serious about wanting to lick this girl's ass

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just cause this is b doesnt mean people want to play along with your autism

Wtf is larping? Ive heard of larping with foam swords and stuff but what do you mean in a Yea Forums context?

who's this? is there porn of her?

are you new? surely you know a fantasy in your head that you bring to b and try to convince people is a reality is larping. so you coming here telling people you want to fly to prague to meet some random porn whore is larping.
same as when you inevitably start making threads saying shes your gf. you will still be a larping faggot

Fuck yeah theres porn of her.
Fuck man watching her ride things and moan makes my blood boil

>same as when you inevitably start making threads saying shes your gf. you will still be a larping faggot
saving this.
LET IT BE KNOWN OP IS A LARPING FAGGOT

>>same as when you inevitably start making threads saying shes your gf. you will still be a larping faggot
Naw man. I wanna lick her asshole badly but im not desperate enough to say shes my gf

Where did he say shes his gf?
Obviously if she was his gf he wouldnt be asking Yea Forums how he should eat his own gfs asshole out

Jesus christ where has this bitch been my whole life?

>post counter doesnt go up
you back to samefagging i see

Proof?

I already licked her bhole, friend. Have fun being second place again.

When and where?

Did you?

Yes
Yes

Bumping for interest. Would love to know what OP should do to get what he wants.

here's your proof. because you post shit like this

Nope
Try harder faggot

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lmfao nice job not matching the colors on the # you massive retard

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>clicked someones post to see who the fuck you were referencing
>doesnt know Yea Forums
KEK

>Not wanting to spray cum in her nose
Dumbass

I mean I would spray cum at her nose hut theres no guarantee that it would go in

youre so unbelievably stupid, its mind blowing

Are you sure youre not just stupid?

Dubs checked

>Bumping for interest. Would love to know what OP should do to get what he wants.
yeah. the "other" faggot that was so interested in bumping the thread for op has disappeared already. weird how that happens everytime someone samefaggots themselves

No they havent. Im right here

sure try to do another fail shop on your phone kek

She sells videos of herself doing sex acts for money. Have you even considered offering to buy sex? sure you can expect to pay more than your standard prostitute but you're far more likely to succeed than trying to woo her.

Haha, this shit is GOLD

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Oh nigga what are you doing

What sex acts? Its just her masturbating

>implying masturbating isn't a sex act.

jesus christ OP how can one person be this much of a turboautist

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>her status says shes single
wat

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