Guys wtf is wrong with my asshole?

guys wtf is wrong with my asshole?
no i'm not going to a fucking doctor

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Hemorrhoids retard

you are taking way too much dick, you have to give it some time to heal itself.

ok googled hemorrhoids
so should i be worried?
this shit hurts like a motherfucker.
i don't even take dick i just had a big shit the other day but that's all I can think of

This.

You need to see a doctor to get the cream for it. In the meantime take extreme hot water bath and sit your anus in it. Dont fill the bath, just enough so it sit in to reduce the swallowness. Also stop scratching your ass. It can be gone in a month or two if you take it seriously.

Good luck.

>extreme hot water
>reduce the swallowness
kekked

prepare for blood

Ray peat: cascara sagrada, carrot salad. Gelatin. Good luck.

I swear it works even if unpleasant. If you're unlucky you might have it inside your anus which the doctor will need to put an elastic on it for it to drop dry. No shit.

stop pooing so hard op

Also, squat to poop, and dont use toilet roll. Water and unscented soap after poop

That too. Stop forcing your shit. Buy a little stool to put your feet higher up to squat your shit in a natural way. Let it flow naturally

A FUCKING MONTH OR TWO

TP can agitate the fuck out of your anus if your poop is mega gooey and you gotta wipe like 8 times
poop then clean your asshole in the shower if you've got bowel control. If not, poop then slap prep H on your butthole after.

Dude be lucky you got actual advice from here. You think that thing came overnight? I had it too and did all I suggested to you and it went away eventually. Although its still itching hard sometime on the left outside border. You'll get a little needleless syringue to prop the cream up there. Its no fun yeah, but thats how it is. Like the other guy said; drop toilet paper for something smoother and no flavors. It can get worse and you dont want to go there. Work a better daily hygene too.

>i'm not going to a fucking doctor
Then go to a regular doctor, idiot

This is when your colon/intestines starts to get inflamed or irritated and come outside your body. Take some tylenol or aspiriin. But not both.

If you are not an amerifag just go to any pharmacy and ask for a hemorrhoid cream, usually not more expensive than 20 €. Apply the cream 2 or 3 times a day, but fucking wash properly beforehand. Be careful as to not put to much cream as it can seep through your pants.

I get hemorrhoids too once or twice a year, but if you use the cream and have proper hygiene it will be gone in a week at the most.

And also spend less time on the shitter

>no i'm not going to a fucking doctor
you came to the second best place then!

Just go to farmacy get the cream for it and avoid sitting for long periods of time. Also if you put stuff up your ass, stop. Walking is good, and do not touch them and scratch them, and be carefull cleaning your ass while you have them. If you're carefull, in 3 dayus or so theyll be gone, but if they are serious, then try to freeze aloe vera goo in freezor and put them up your ass, they do wonders. Best of luck

Adding to the others advice: you might want to get a donut pillow to sit on for a while.

>guys wtf is wrong with my asshole?

everything

not sure if troll or no, but a specialist told me to wash my anus with coldest water possible whenever i take a shower

my case wasn't that bad that he didn't even suggest a cream until i asked him about it, he said i could get it if i want to and i did. they are sold here in pharmacies without prescription

Buy preparation h

"This, is a chemical burn"

is candle jack he