Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

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wonder what happened to my fucking walls

That's not a bed room, that's a fucking desert

Scream and try and figure out why the door to my bedroom leads to a giant desert in the middle of nowhere

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Make sure I'm still in texas

start thrusting my hips profusely

Why the fuck is my boat in the desert. Who the fuck are these bitches?

"Well we had to rearrange some stuff for the photoshoot."

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the fuck have I been using, my teddybears turned i to wymin and the walls turned into world

you find them attractive?

That was really rude, I am very tired from working all day I’ll have you know. I was really looking forward to a nap, and now look what you have done! I say, you wenches have gotten me worked up. And, what is this? My bed? What the hell did you do to my bed? You shit everywhere!

You broke into my house, took all the shit out of my room, and shoved a bunch of giant glass eggs in so you could have a photoshoot? Fix my room and get the fuck out of my house, I'm calling the police

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hahaah u fuckin autist

wonder why I sleep on an airplane

Sharpie in pooper

disappoint three women instead of one

Post link to video user

well the video kinda sucks but let me look
lol i believe in you man, you can do well

Post a celeb you would like me to leak

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thought it was just spam

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>turn 360º
>walk away
duh

Why am I living outside it’s like 110 I must be dumb

>turns 360°
>looks at them again because stoopid

holy shit what a fucking newfag

No, you.
>360º is a complete revolution

Ask the woman in the middle out for coffee and cake.

Check all those fucking moles

washe their feet

You are such a fucking newfag go kill yourself. I can't believe you double down on your newfaggotry as if you are in the right.