ITT We Wait
ITT We Wait
>taps fingers
>goes into bathroom
>clears throat
>sniffs
>shifts uncomfortably
>clears throat
>subtly adjusts balls in pants
>tries to hold in fart
*squeeeeeeeepppppp*
>failure
For what? You to lose your virginity?
>is still in bathroom
>low rumble begins
>screams of the damned start coming from the bathroom
>the flood gates of hell open as hot liquid shit flows from my asshole
>the entire building is shaking
>the smell is unlike anything experienced before by humans
>the toilet begins to overflow with shit
>two hours later
>shit has stopped flowing
>its finally over
>i missed my prostate exam
>vow to never eat taco bell again
>pull out phone
>realize the only websites I visit shouldn't be browsed in public
>put phone away
>Makes Rollie
>Gets baccy all over the chair
>Sit with my tab in mouth for second or two
>Fidget about
Any of you guys got a light?
Nah, mate. You're always stealing me fackin' lighters.
>"Yeah, man, I got you."
>Hands lighter
waiting for the freemason ritual in seattle. third november 2019. screencap this.
>pulls out Lil dope bong
>Rolls a bowl
>Proceed to pick at face
>Soo horny
>Wish anyone would touch my cock
Kek
Learn to shave, faggot. You got a whole extra inch you're hiding in the bushes lf Africa down there
This.
Shaving isn't even that fucking difficult. Just do some deforestation with some relatively small scissors and THEN go to town with the razor.
Gimme a min, will be back
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yes goy shave your pubic hair. just like those goyim in porn. good goy.
HEY YOU, YOU TILL BROWSING Yea Forums LIKE AN IDIOT,
GET BLACKED THREADS LIKE A NIGGER.
YOU NIGGER YOU'RE RACIST LIKE A NIGGER, NGIGER, NGIGER, RASIST NEN MEN https:\\discord.link\\RW8YBc
WE ARE SOME PROUDI TANNIES, POSTING GORE AND CP, JOIN JOIN JOIN YOU NIGGER, RACSIT.
VISIT T H I S SERVER, NO NIGGERMODS NO YANNNIES, YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME
N I G G E R, Visit https:\\discord.link\\RW8YBc before the FBI raid you for lolicon!????!!!%
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What does shaving your balls have to do with your "DA JOOS ROOL DA WERLD" conspiracy theories?
>start crying cause I will never find true love and I wasted mine on a bitch
>Fuck you, Karen! You fucking bitch!
>cell phone rings
third november 2019 freemason ritual. remember this post, screencap it. shaving your balls because youve seen clean shaven cocks in pornography. shaving your balls solely because youve seen some manwhore with clean shaven balls and a huge cock fucking a dirty whore in a kike pornography movie. the ultimate cuck.
Dr. Hiromoot, call 74072. Dr. Hiromoot, 74072. Thank you.
>rolls into waiting room in my wheelchair
>is it awkward yet?
>I smell of poop
>my fat black caretaker is on the phone talking loudly
>I stare at you the entire time
>am I staring or can I just not move to look away? You will never know.