How should we repurpose the shopping mall buildings when they all close down?

Nigfer

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In a world where more people are working remotely?

>highly regulated brothels
Not so "highly regulated" it disallows talented individuals from joining their workforce over a trivial matter like being below the age of consent, I hope.

Turn them into Trump Freedom Centres to house the millions of illeagles what's comin to steel our jerbs.

Not only shopping malls. All physical retail space except for the upmarket AAA stuff is going down. Just order online.

condos/apartments/hotels/resorts

Urban arenas.
Allow legal dueling only within the arena.
Automatic death sentence for persons convicted of murder/attempted murder/ etc., outside the arenas.
That way the gang members can fight among themselves without endangering bystanders or causing damage to the rest of the area.
Bonus points for rigging the place with full sound and camera coverage, so that it can be televised, with revenue going towards repairs and maintenance.

kek

Housing. Boomers refuse to move out of or renovate their decrepit mcmansions, so younger people are going to experience a housing crisis.

I can't speak for every other professions, but as a programmer working together in the same location is absolutely essential.

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ITT: overweight socially reclusive neckbeards fail to understand that successful people enjoy the social aspects of shopping for clothes, gift and consumables.

Malls aren't going anywhere because you buy your Spider-Man t-shirts online and are too terrified to leave the house.

Oh, look that it's the new "eco" girl

Malls are definitely taking a hit due to e-commerce. This isn’t the 90’s. I’m a guy who likes to feel his clothes before he buys them, but we are a dying breed.
Guys don’t go to the mall to shop together and taking your wife clothes shopping is fucking torture

Yeah feco u should say
Fuckingeco

also; just want people want....a big building with a big open parking lot where your neighbors can see you park and take the long slow hike up to the door

>taking a hit
But they aren't dying. They are being forced to compete on price for the first time... ever.

Our wives will ensure that. Oh, now I understand, 95% of Yea Forums is terminally single and don't get it...

>95% of Yea Forums is terminally single and don't get it...
typically on /pol/......don't understand Yea Forums....heard of the history....board all porn....why not just go to porn site?? And just post interesting threads instead??

Funny how her last name is Cortez, not Montezuma. Just for you to know where her true loyalties lie at.

They will never know the joy of borrowing your significant others torrid shirts. So soft.

I’m comfortable enough in my masculinity to do this.

Because we like to post our significant others without them finding out. Yea Forums moves fast

she's dark like a Montezuma. She's probably the offspring of a rapebaby ancestor

retail will never go completely under. you cant buy pants and certain other clothing online. its just impossible unless you wanna go through the hassle of continuously sending shit back because it doesnt fit right. theres also other stuff that needs to be bought in person. also the fact that half the population doesnt like buying shit online at all anyways and are computer illiterate

Evisu heritage cut always fits if you order a size too big and ice bath it. You shrink it to your size and nothing more.

Kids these days don’t know how to do stuff.

this guy gets it

maybe in your hick town its dying, but in large cities, malls are doing great, and its mainly like what the guy above said: the social value. Were in the middle of a celeb culture trend where everyone wants to feel like theyre a rich celeb and go spend more money than they may even have, just to keep up appearances. The Americana in LA is pulling customers out the ass right now. I had a membership for the gym next door and could NEVER find a single parking spot for the gym because BOTH parking lots for the mall were packed all day everyday. Its only in poor neighborhoods/cities where less people are shopping. Thats an effect of the economy being absolute dogshit right now and people having to give all of their earned income to high rent prices.

Are you fucking kidding me. You're so out of touch it hurts

Also I get all my more formal wear tailored. So it really doesn’t matter. My dad actually gets his jeans custom made. Same with everything else except his underwear.

The mall is only good for Nordstrom’s cafe.

Because I know how to shrink clothes to fit or because I take baths?

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Kansas City.

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Housing or apartment is a good idea, but you'd have to walk 500 yards to get to your car.

indoor downtowns, with bars, arcades, movie theaters, adult ball pits, laser tag, restaurants , maybe some shopping....

you know like 80's malls, when malls were fun places to be, not just nightmarish shopping centers...

Seriously it's their own fault they failed. 90s malls sucked and 00's malls were worse. They deserve to fail.

homeless shelters

If you like your job, never agree to work remotely. All that means is that your firing is much easier as all they have to do is send an email and you're done. Harder to fire a person face to face.

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poor kid

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The face of white privilege.

unless you believed in god and the afterlife, you gotta wonder what the point was in waking up in the morning was? To go to work? to get food? t keep alive so you could go to work some more to keep alive to do more work?

There was probably more food on the plantation

bros can thank me later

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never thought it was actually legit

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He was probably banging the seamstress in the factory next door. Life isnt all that bad.

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And make the arcades have fighting games.

Not only that, but malls are a fun place to just hangout. Maybe go to the food court or that hip bakery in the mall with friends after school/work. It isn't completely necessary to drop a few bills on an outfit every week.

mallrat

youtube.com/watch?v=VUMTshUflTg

robot brothels

cry harder faggot. where the fuck do you spend your free time? picking up more shifts at your wagecuck job just so you can pay the bills?

Housing.

based and Aztlánpilled

>indoor bazaars
>cheap workshops
>use them as solar farms
>indoor zoo

Basement fatso

no rules homless shelters tent cities
like 5 points in gangs of new york.....isolated by a big parking lot...nobody in the parking lot

>Housing
Dibs living in that Asian dudes phone kiosk...

>reeeeeeeeeeee
k den

I'd live in an abercrombie......smells nice, nice wood floors.....move the racks out....based sexy studio pad....turn the till counter into your bar or breakfast bar

Is it possible to deepnude this?

I'd live with you
in the bed with you
always
24/7
I love you

fuck off