Stupid question thread

A buddy of mine told me to lie and he'd back me up on a valet job. After a few months, I got caught killing a standard by the boss. Ended up needed to "test out" and was scheduled for a driver test a week later.

Got the basics down from a friend that knew. Then took a standard to a relatively big town/small city and learned on the spot. I knew how and when to get it into gear, borrowed my uncles standard and killed it mid intersection twice in the city. Those mistakes taught me real quick. Worked there for 3 years after the test with no problems.

No you don't. You know how to drive bumper car. If you had learned to drive you wouldn't have to be asking this question.

push pedal on far left with left foot.

now u can shift, when you want to go, in first gear, slowly let go of that pedal.

to shift to 2nd, push pedal again, shift, then let go of pedal.

gas brake work like normal.

shift up when car gets really loud.

idk

Only thing different is one extra pedal and phallic object you must touch.
Other stuff is same.
>now u can shift, when you want to go, in first gear, slowly let go of that pedal.
Should you add gas, while clutch isn't fully engaged?
>shift up when car gets really loud.
I think most shitboxes have shift light, specially made for american.
>gas brake work like normal.
But what if I brake to a stop? Should shift to neutral, or keep clutch disabled?

Dear OP, just rent an automatic. It´s becoming more and more common in Europe as well.

Have a great trip!

There is a leftmost pedal in your car (total is 3 pedals). You press it down all the way, then you change gears with your right hand. You press it fast, but release it slower in order for your car not to wobble or start off too violently and/or shut down. Gear 1 is for starting off from a point of 0 speed. The rest you see for yourself. You should normally change gear to a higher one when you see your meter exceeding 2-3000 rpm. You should normally change gear to a lower one when you see it going below 1000 rpm or else it will turn off. During times when the road is steep and you're going down, you may change gears to a lower level so you don't have to brake through all of it...in this situation, a lower gear level "suspends" your car a bit by itself. If you end up in a steep road completely immobile and going up, you should press your gear shift pedal and rev your engine a lot with the gas pedal, then very slowly release the gear shift pedal (while still holding the gas pedal) so that the car doesn't roll backward when attempting to start off.

Extremely basic stuff, don't get into a manual car thinking you know anything. Get a teacher for that you dumb faggot nigger.

tiny bit of gas, all cars different, just release clutch pedal slowly.

you can shift to neutral to stop, they teach to stay in first and hold clutch pedal in case you need to gtfo there in emergency.

also i have no idea how to drive a manual sorry man

That is too easy.
>Get a teacher for that you dumb faggot nigger.
Nah, better burn couple clutches and crash into car that would be behind me

Hope you actually die, fag. You're dumb as a rock.

you don't need to drive in europe

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t. retal car owner

1st shift: 0-5 mph
2nd shift 5-20 mph
3rd shift 20-40 mph
4th shift 40=50 mph
5th shift 50-lightspeed

You're welcome.

With your hands

Have you ever driven anything besides a 98 Honda civic...?

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>How to drive manual?

>Push clutch in
>Turn on engine
>Select 4th gear
>Slam your foot down on the accelerator
>The take your foot off the clutch
>Now take off the handbreak
>Yell Allauh ackbar
>Jihad pedestrians

Welcome to Europe, I hope I didn't offend you

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Funny you should say that because I actually owned that. TOP KEK.

Don't forget the gypsies. They will literally steal your anus and all your small children. Go rural, if you can't drive a manual hire an Auto. Roads here are fast and like any good German virgin, tight, so take em slowly. Have fun.

Its definitely not the same, you need to get the rhythm of the clutch or you'll kill the car all the time. Also the car will not move on its own like an automatic

When your car feels like it’s too loud to be going so slow, hit the clutch and drop into the next gear. Notice your RPMs, this is probably about where you want to switch next time too.

If you’re slowing down, shift into neutral.
If you stop or are going just a tiny bit, switch to 1st before you accelerate. If you’re still moving at a decent speed go into 2nd.

Practice for a few hours, it’ll be easy

Gypsies aren't that unhinged, they prefer to live among their own. They become a major annoyance if they wish so, however.

>press the pedal in the middle
>start the engine
>pull the lever to the 1 position
>slowly let go of the pressed middle pedal and slowly press the gas pedal. There is a point where clutch starts biting, find it. You need a feeling for that.
>congratz you are driving now, check the rpm
>when rpm is slightly above 2k press the middle pedal again and pull the lever to the 2 position keep switching the gear at slightly above 2k rpm
oh and when you want to come to a complete stop make sure you are in neutral or press the middle pedal.
Also you should be in 1st gear when you start driving.
Have fun

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>look I am retarded
its about rpm not speed, different cars have different gears.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

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Okay.
I think I can do it.
I just need to practice somewhere without much people

press the clutch, test it a few times, you will feel the point you need to reach, hold it, put the stick in the gear you want to drive in, usualy you want to go 1 up or down at a time, not more, but you can do 2
you normaly want to drive on a high gear, but you cant go to high, so not 5 or 6 gear with 20km/h, you have to look at the engine speed for that

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It really depends on how powerful the car is too. Some little 4 cylinder is gonna be a lot easier to kill than a 6 or 8. I could roll my v6 Camaro through a shopping parking lot without even touching the gas.

3 cylinder 1.0 liter shitbox, obviously.