Have any of you jerked off at your work place/job? If so, was it thrilling or just as much as normal?

One of my co-worker caught me jerking off in my office and I ended up paying her $300 to keep quiet.

should have paid her 350 to join

Worked in a very dusty old warehouse when I was in my early twenties. Boring job. I took pages out of my porn mags, and tucked then inside of the ass gasket dispenser in my favorite stall. The warehouse foreman used to yell at me for stopping to “take a dump” every few hours.

One time while in an in school suspension I jerked off when the supervisor left. This was in Grade 7. I came all over the bottom of the desk and kinda just left it there.

Jerked off at my cousin's house. Don't know why, just suddenly got really horny and needed the bathroom. Had to cum twice before it went down.

Lmao I jerk off at least twice a day at work

Had sex at my previous job working as a barman. Was closing the pub after halloween party and banged my gf on the bar.

Just normal.

My old job had a playboy in the mens room
Good times

I jerk off at work at least twice a day.... nothing like post-nut clarity to get the job done!

in a school toilet while sexting my girlfriend
it was pretty thrilling, but some jerkass slammed a door nearby and caused way too much noise so the mood was ruined before we could finish.

Wasn't thrilling at all, you do what you have to do.

I jerked off in the womens restroom. Pretty thrilling

Worked at a liquor store in a college party area of my hometown that has a big UC in it.

I was the stock guy and would constantly be in the coller stocking beer and energy drinks from the back. I know that unless the customer has the door open they cannot see me in the cooler.

So when some cuties would walk in I would wipe it out and get myself going. I would normaly finish in the restroom but sometimes it would be the 3rd or 4th group in a row and I would just bust on the floor. If was sticky with beer and shit anyway.

There was this one young girl that would come in all the time with tiniest little shorts and such a perfect ass I would always run the back and wank it to her.

Would fantisice about having to pull her in the back because she was in trouble and had to fuck me to get away with it. Hard right now just remembering her QT light brown ass.

I have jerked off in the bathroom at almost everywhere I've worked or studied at. Doesn't really count, but that's all I got.

No but I had sex at work twice.
This gorgeous 15 year old used to come to my work to see me almost daily and I closed early to have sex with her twice since I was the only person in the shop.
It was fucking great.
Now she's married with 2 kids.

I work as a 911 dispatcher in a small town. During night shifts, it isn't rare I'm alone in the whole building. I'd say once a month, I give myself a good fully clothed JO session in my office. I can always get "busted" (pun intended) by officers coming in for their break. It's always thrilling for me.

I jerk off all the time in my office. But I own the company and can lock the door to our office.... so pretty secure.
Back when I was waiting tables I jerked off in the "private dining room" in this fancy restaurant. No door or lock, but it was rarely used. Jerked off on the carpet under the table. I told the girl I was dating and she got all fucking offended and weird.... and she had done much freakier shit herself. She took a sausage from the fridge and fucked it... then washed it and put it back in the fridge.

A friend of mine visited a convenience store around 11 one night. Chick there hanging out talking to the clerk... she pulls him into the bathroom and fucks him. He had no idea who she was. If it had been anyone else telling me this, I never would have believed it. Shit like this just happened to my friend on a regular basis.

shame gets multiplied and any awkward interactions with co workers become unbearable
3/10 not worth it

I have jerked off at my work place and is more stressful and awkward than pleasant, but I did because masturbate is my addiction.

Shit, I gotta go to more late-night convenience stores.

In fact, I think that's my goal for the summer.

How can you get hard to Playboy unless you’re 11

i work from home so i jerk off atleast once a day for stress relief.

overnight shift at a motel.
the fap happens regularly.
mostly edging, but i sometimes go a little too far...

Worked at a shoe store. Just me and my pregnant Manager working that day, super slow so we ordered a pizza for lunch. Customer walks in, it’s her turn to help. Start jerking off while watching the security monitor. Seize my moment and came into her ranch dip and slices. She’s back, dips her pizza into the ranch and stuffs her face, doesn’t show any distaste.

Nah,

But I do know of a very odd case in which a tranny got fired because they were caught by security. Leading up to a state law being passed that required people to use the specific restroom of their "lawful gender" I think was the wording - the gender labelled on their license, this person that worked in sales would use the women's restroom. For about 2 weeks and change after the law passed, there were several complaints about the person being hard to get along with, etc. I'm not sure of that part because I heard it secondhand (I worked in IT). The company stationed a guard to patrol near the restroom at the time of the person's breaks. They were forced to go into the men's several days in a row, and each time the person would masturbate and sling the splooge across the toilet and walls in the stall. When the footage outside the restrooms could be used to narrow down who was doing it beyond a shadow of a doubt, the guard entered the restroom while they were hilt deep in their hand and the only person in there. They were fired pretty much on the spot. Last I heard, they had applied for unemployment but the state denied. I never heard the reason, but everyone expects it was because they were rebelling against the law.

I use to work at a fast food restaurant, it was pretty small, and had his own employee bathroom, so some girls sometimes came to work in sandals or footwear that wasn't allowed and change their shoes or even clothes in the bathroom, sometimes I just enter the bathroom close the door and smell and the shoes, one time this girl left even her jeans short and sandals and I smell them, other girl use to left their boots and I take a nice sniff of them... Good times,was the only reason I stay that long in that place, the pay was a joke... But the fitfull my lust for feet's...

yes, for normies going wild is sex in public, for a robot like me this is just as exciting. At NYE 2 years ago I took 2CB at a party, but it only started working hours later when I was in a train going home. I fantasized about having sex with a friend so I went into a toilet stall and jerked of to the thought of her and dozens of porn scenes I can remember straight away.

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done it before. Mainly so i can focus on working again, i get caught up thinking about fucking coworkers and get sloppy.

on a rare occasion a girl i was chatting online with asked for some dick pics in the work bathroom. A strange request but I did my duty.

It's not thrilling at all in any special way, I just do it to relieve myself so I can get back to work and focus without a huge boner raging in my pants. Surprisingly attractive women work in warehouses and they get really sweaty....