>be me
>get reddit because I'm so original
>join a sub for teenagers
>linkin park intensifies
>come across a photo of a girl playing minecraft
>comment with some shitty gamer girl copypasta
>she responds
>wot.png
>dm her
>we talk for a while
>she's actually really nice
>gives me her discord
>new fren inbound
>discuss a bunch of random shit with her
>somewhere along the way she finds out I am christian
>later asks what my opinion on lgbt is since I'm religious
>rage fills my body
>gets possessed by lord almighty himself
>the power of all the angels flows through my veins
>all the saints lend me their strength
>thepowerofchristisinfusedinmyspear.mp3
>my fingers move by themselves
>proceed to tell her how much I hate gay people
>tell her that one gender relationships disgust me
>generally shit on lgbt people
>finds out she's bi and has a girlfriend
>oh shit
>that doesn't stop me
>continue with my shit talk
>she stops me and says she has to go
>never talked to me since
>I don't even dislike lgbt peeps
>am I retarded Yea Forumsros?
Be me
yes
Yeah. Only stupid people waste their time with religion.
Yes, religion is a tool that is only effective on retards
you might be gay
nothing would have happened anyways except maybe you obsessing over a girl you don't even know personally faggot, so nothing lost here
I wasn't even interested in her romantically, I was just looking for frens
Well then; join random discord --> talk to random dudes --> get new "frens" ...
You probably just tell yourself you weren't interested romantically to cope with the fact that you ruined your imaginary chance of getting laid
>godfag
>using plebbit
>using discord
0/10. Stop posting. Lurk moar. Take notes on how to troll. If somehow you aren't trolling then heed this advice: don't pick up women on plebbit. They're all pretentious attention whores.
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