>be me
>get reddit because I'm so original
>join a sub for teenagers
>linkin park intensifies
>come across a photo of a girl playing minecraft
>comment with some shitty gamer girl copypasta
>she responds
>wot.png
>dm her
>we talk for a while
>she's actually really nice
>gives me her discord
>new fren inbound
>discuss a bunch of random shit with her
>somewhere along the way she finds out I am christian
>later asks what my opinion on lgbt is since I'm religious
>rage fills my body
>gets possessed by lord almighty himself
>the power of all the angels flows through my veins
>all the saints lend me their strength
>thepowerofchristisinfusedinmyspear.mp3
>my fingers move by themselves
>proceed to tell her how much I hate gay people
>tell her that one gender relationships disgust me
>generally shit on lgbt people
>finds out she's bi and has a girlfriend
>oh shit
>that doesn't stop me
>continue with my shit talk
>she stops me and says she has to go
>never talked to me since
>I don't even dislike lgbt peeps
>am I retarded Yea Forumsros?
Be me
yes
Yeah. Only stupid people waste their time with religion.
Yes, religion is a tool that is only effective on retards
you might be gay
nothing would have happened anyways except maybe you obsessing over a girl you don't even know personally faggot, so nothing lost here
I wasn't even interested in her romantically, I was just looking for frens
Well then; join random discord --> talk to random dudes --> get new "frens" ...
You probably just tell yourself you weren't interested romantically to cope with the fact that you ruined your imaginary chance of getting laid
>godfag
>using plebbit
>using discord
0/10. Stop posting. Lurk moar. Take notes on how to troll. If somehow you aren't trolling then heed this advice: don't pick up women on plebbit. They're all pretentious attention whores.
underrated post
Absolutely retarded
you're not retarded, no.. a retarded cannot greetext let alone ponder his own possible retardation. But you might be somewhat autistic.
>You probably just tell yourself you weren't interested romantically to cope with the fact that you ruined your imaginary chance of getting laid
projection, the post.
still true
>religious
>actively practicing hatred
L M F A O
you're not religious, you were indoctrinated by your upbringing. You do not understand your own teachings.
well no, he actually is just following the teachings of his holy book, meaning he is religious. Practicing hatred is an essential part of many religions.
>leligious
>leddit
>liscord
cringe
kys discord tranny
Yes. You could’ve had a nice threesome with her and her gf if you weren’t homophobic.
Yes. Religion is retarded and so are you for giving a shit about who other people like when it has no effect on you at all.
You're such an idiot organism. You fucked it up religious boi
You did well user, be proud to combat degenerate scum. Make them feel unsafe, dont be friends with them and when your mission is done dont miss them
>am I retarded Yea Forumsros?
>Dumb frog poster
>Frog posting
I hope you die you total fucking retard. Seriously go play with the traffic.
She probably went to go break up with her gf, you saved another one OP
