Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Wow! This is real!
I like you already.

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shes engaged to a spic, dont bother

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...

Also to add. There are different girls that come in sometimes

Bump

Well, now.
Tell me more about yourself. What do you do?
The more you describe yourself to me, the better.
I might like you even more.

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You didn't answer my question last time so I hope your fiance dies a horrible death. Cheers!

If a girl sends me a picture of her at the beach with her cleavage very visable, when just about every other picture she has is face only and nothing else, is that possibly a indicator that might like me, or am i looking into it too much because its what i want to see?

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Meant to say "top of my head" lol

I don't even know what your question was but ok lol

Any tips for someone beyond beta

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Well, it's a start.
You work at a Japanese restaurant? Tell me how you feel about that.

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Hi i have 3 questions

1.what is the ideal dick site for you? leght and girth.
2.how big was the biggest dick you ever had inside of you?
3.would you rate my dick if i would send e pic in this tread? (dont want to disturb you thats why im asking first)

Me and her are really close friends, like talk everyday all day, and call each other just to fall asleep in call together. I didn't ask for any picture she had just been sending me a few pictures of just her face with silly filters on and i kept saying she looked really nice, and pretty. I sent just a normal picture of myself, which is actually the first time she has seen me as we are online friends. She said I looked really good, then a while later just randomly sent the picture in bikini just out enough to see cleavage. Does that help at all or still you dont really know?

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Oh about that 3rd question.
I'd rather not see your dick

I honestly couldnt tell you user.
Especially since its online.
I typically never take online shit like that seriously

Interesting,
Sounds like a pretty good job overall.
What do you think about sex?
I never had sex before and I think it's overrated.

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just like to stop you and make you try this shit

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Apparently this works

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What do you think about male genital mutilation/ circumcision?

How important is it for a guy to be /fit? Plantet fitness did a questionare on 2,000 of its female members and found 70% of them prefer the dad bod.

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She's probably into you, but then again I haven't encountered that kind of flirt since highschool, women seem more forward these days.

I understand. idk if it changes anything but she's also said i was her best friend, and she invited me to come visit sometime. So she is clearly my friend, and wants to see me right?

Thing that makes it more messy is that i told her that i liked her a while ago now, and she said she didnt know how she felt, and "for now just friends." So a no, but this was before we became closer friends and talked every day, and helped each other work through problems and rough times.

Have they really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?

what would you do If your kid came out as gay, furry or trans

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Support and be there for them.

Exactly,
It's all about peer pressure. All the young people keep tormenting each other about it. It's not a big deal, at all.
How many relationships have you been in? How did they work out for you?

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Thanks for you for your honesty. And no im not worried that my dick is too small or to big im coll with my dick XD.

Was still curios thats why i asked the questions, because every girl has other experiences and as a guy you dont wanne disturb girls with questions like that. Thats why i also think you get this question a lot. But im still sorry that i asked you this question. I didn't knew you do this often.

And the third question. I respect that. Especally when you got a boyfriend. I dont want you to get in trouble or even look at random dicks while your in a relationship. Be happy with one dick thats all. :)

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Based
can you read this out pls
wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_and_ball_torture

I'm glad you feel that way. I think that all children need to be protected from genital cutting, whether they are male, female, or intersex. 27 states currently ban female circumcision in the US, only California has laws restricting intersex genital cutting, and no states ban male circumcision.

Some more information about phimosis, if it ever comes up when talking to someone:
Although some doctors, especially in places with high circumcision rates, will diagnose phimosis in children, that isn't accurate. The earliest a boy's foreskin will start to retract is around three years old. The average age for a boy's foreskin to become retractable is around 10 years old, and often it is later into puberty. When a boy is born, his foreskin is fused to the glans for the first few years of life, to keep it protected and clean. Phimosis can only really be diagnosed in adults who have matured fully.
For adults, manual tugging will almost always be enough to fix it. This is a good resource for that: phimosisjourney.com/

When that is not enough, preputioplasty is a procedure that will cure even the most severe phimosis surgically without removing any nerves or tissue. It has faster healing times and higher success rates than circumcision.

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Also heres a 2nd part of that answer
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I would try again, don't let her string you along. Make a move next time you hang out, worst that can happen you get rejected, she already knows you like her so it's not unexpected. Some people don't know what they want til they get a taste. Don't want any regrets I have a bunch of hindsight fuck ups and misses.

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Not to put labels on things but...

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Hey, from someone who just went through this same thing... SHE IS INTO YOU
Just be honest with her.

fuking newfags

Have they really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?

Look, I get it.
Call me a virgin all you want, but my point still stands.

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Show us your tits

Nah

Go read Peterson's book mate. Fucking around by asking for advice on Yea Forums of all damn places is next to useless. What do you think people do here? We waste time and we troll.

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I was honest with her a while ago and she said no, but its been a while and we've grown a lot closer as friends idk for sure tho

I havent seen her yet, she invited me to visit but it would be a 7 hour flight to go visit her so it would only be a special occasion thing.

Again, I agree with you.
13 relationships? That sounds like a lot, at least to me.
Go take a nap if you're tired.
How do you suggest that I get laid? How do I get a woman to fall for me?
To be honest, I think it takes too much effort to have a stable relationship.
That's why I don't have any.
At all.

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What are your thoughts on male chastity devices
Would you ever lock a guy in one

This is hitting me right in the feels right now.
Does that even make sense? Probably not.

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Q: How important is it for a guy to ejaculate during sex?

I was diagnosed whit prostate cancer last year and had 2 months of radiation therapy. My dick just started working again as I was unable to get hard for a few months.

I can fuck and reach orgasm but I don't ejaculate anything more than a small drop of of clear fluid.

>Would thing bother you?

pic unrelated

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THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post banana and to abolish the cancerous threads.

This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION

Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. BANANA ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

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THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post banana and to abolish the cancerous threads.

This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION

Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. BANANA ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

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All aboard the cancer train
Tl;dr I'm a femanon, I want your attention, but no tits and timestamp for you
You:here's all my attention, pls say my name or answer this question

You newfags are truly a sorry excuse for Yea Forumstards. cunce

newfag pls go

You got cancer because it's what you deserve you little cunt. Next time user says "I'm a femanon give me attention" you either reply "tits or gtfo" or you don't reply at all, you impotent little beta cuck.

Waa waa. virgin as faggot. No wonder you don't have any females in your life. Why do you come to Yea Forums if you just want to act like a pathetic, depressed normie?

virgin

tl;dr. next time type tits or gtfo, or keep your newfag mouth shut.

This is not how you lose your virginity, kid. Gtfo Yea Forums and come back when you understand why "tits or gtfo" exists.

Anna here, hello everyone.

Yes, I enjoyed it.

Mmhm.

Yes, Vchan is posting these threads, we used to have others who would in her absence, but I haven’t seen many. I’d do one if I was here as much, been a bit busy lately.

On the beach girls shed a bit of modesty, it’s a hard call. Personally I’d say no unless it becomes a repeated thing.

Lose weight, gain self confidence, practice proper hygiene, dress nicely.

>average, though I haven’t had any in awhile
>Papa, probably about 7 inches length and six in circumference
>I don’t usually do rates

I’m not for it personally

I like tiny guys, Papa probably weighed 140lb

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Wow so edgy

You're dick IS too small. Nobody wants it but in all honesty your microdick isn't the problem, it's your lack of personality and any self respect. Next time an attention whore demands you shower her with attention you say "tits or gtfo" and that is all. fucking concavedocled newfag cancer.

I can't make my girlfriend come, however she recently peed during sex?

Reply femanon, is it that bad?
Never had this kind of problem with other girls.

weak bait. Y'all posting in a troll thread. Tits or gtfo but preferably kys instead.

You don't understand the "edge" meme, and that's ok. lurk moar and stop being a newfag. that's all

Your posts do nothing to me.
Don't think you can make fun of me for me expressing my opinion.
I'm not that fucking vulnerable unlike most of you.
If this is bait, you get a (You) from me.
Congratulations.

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yeah it's that bad. Go watch a video on how to be a competant man instead of showering "xD I'm a femanon give me attention" in attention you cretinous little newfag.
>never had this problem with other girls
>other girls
>implying
Fuck outta here, limpdick.

Take them out back and stone them for being a disgrace to their father.

No

Not my thing, and no. I liked being the submissive in the relationship.

To me very, I liked the idea of him being inside and leaving a part of himself there. That being said, you gave extenuating circumstances that I could most certainly live with if they happened to the one I loved.

The fuck does this have to do with us?

Bad? Eh, have you tried talking to her about it? We’re all different and what might get me off another girl might hate. Openness is the best course of action for that sort of thing.

Are you new or something.

~Anna~

Will you ever show nudes? It seems you only want to tease us.

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>On the beach girls shed a bit of modesty, it’s a hard call. Personally I’d say no unless it becomes a repeated thing.
Idk if these change what you think. I just would like to know your opinion.

>No

Please

just out of curiosity , are the men from csgo hot?

The pheonix connxion guys , elite crew , IDF , etc.

No, I’m not here to show off my tits. I’m here to talk.

Hmm, maybe she is interested. Girls a bad at letting guys know they’re interested in all honesty. We send vague clues and hope the guy picks up on them. That being said, I wouldn’t be doing those things with a guy unless I were interested.

Thank you for the politeness, but no. It would be a bad reflection on Papa and my son.

~Anna~

>I'm new but I'm rebellious

Who exactly are you looking for points from? Nobody here respect that, and you're only here because you don't respect yourself. If you're such a well-rounded normie why don't you fuck off back to facebook or reddit? Instead of coming to Yea Forums and telling us how shit should be done. Fucking newfags, man.. I swear they get more faggoty every summer.

>To me very, I liked the idea of him being inside and leaving a part of himself there. That being said, you gave extenuating circumstances that I could most certainly live with if they happened to the one I loved.

>My wife likes the lack of cleanup

Newfag go.

The only appropriate response is tits or gtfo

Did you post tits and timestamp? No?
Did you post that you are female and looking for attenion? Yes?

Please explain to me where you get the idea to suggest anyone is new when you are clearly a vapid, ugly, needy cunt rejected from all other forms of social media. You're either some obese larper or some pathetic feminist landwhale that you would need to come here for male attention. Truly pathetic.

Why do you disgrace Yea Forums with your desperation for female attention? I don't know if either of you quite realise how pathetic you are but it's sad, really.

Just fucking shut up. I'm done talking to you.

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I need timestamp tits and get a female friend to talkso I can make my own thread

Just fucking go back to facebook you sad, sad little attention whore. "Waaaaaaa I have a vulva worship me plssss I don't get the male attention I crave irl and I have some real deep daddy isssues pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee worship me and put me on a pedestal because I have a female voice and access to vocaroo waaa"

Pathetic.

My thread would be better than yours because I'm a man

Also your voice sounds ugly

No offense

Look at this idiot.
You aren't getting any (You)'s from me now, motherfucker!

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Made me chuckle, one way to look at it.

Pic related is me you newfag. I’ve been here years.

~Anna~

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>no offence

Idk why you added that. some "femanon" being a vapid attention whore without tits and timestamp desserves all the offence required to dissuade that kind of behavour on Yea Forums. I know I've been away for a while but what the newfags how allowed this place to become is totally unacceptable.

Go back to facebook please. Yea Forums was a better place without your newfaggotry

>It would be a bad reflection on Papa and my son.

I dont understand what you where trying to say here .did your son die at the hands of terrorists?

I'll keep on posting King of the Hill reaction pictures all day. Keep it up.

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You haven't been here a day if you don't understand the rules. You could be here 10 years and still be a newfag if you think "OMG PLS SAY My NAME UWU" is the appropriate response to blatant attention whoring on Yea Forums. I'm admittedly so fucking vexxed by the desperation of you newfags. "AMG Yea Forums SOUNDS so coo BUT I DONT WANT TO adHERE to any of the RULES THAT ANOnS FOLLOWED WHEN IT WAS A COOL {plACE"

Are you actually fucking dense? No wonder it's a fucking tumor these days.

You're the newfag

You catch more flies with honey user

I've literally never seen or heard about you in my life.

I like your shirt though red is my favorite color

bra size?

Why are you actually doing this? Do you think it is ok to shower "femanon" in attention when they come saying "I'm a female, give me the benefits of being a female, IE attention" without providing tits and timestamp? Do you even understand why that rule was created? It was to avoid exacty this kind of vapid attention seeking, and to prevent user looking like such a fucking desperate beta cuck, even if that is clearly what you are.

>I never had sex before and I think it's overrated.

How do you know then

Makes the derail 50% easier.. go right ahead, hank. Gimme your best bobby

>vocaroo.com/i/s1zoQBqDwhut

He just wants her to read outloud the cock and ball torture wiki post

>Based

Ok does not matter

>you're a newfag
Says the cuck lavishing attention on "xD i'm a female give me attention"

Evidently you summercunce don't even know what newfag means. So go educate yourselves, and incase the message wasn't clear: LURK. MOAR. That's not an insult, it's a rite of passage. Lurk long enough to know how this fucking place works before you start posting your stupid facebook cancer shit.

Just kill yourself you thirsty ass newfag.

Ok boys and girls. Let's be honest here.
Tell me about sex. What does sex mean to you?
Is it really that good?
How does it feel having a dick slammed into your asshole?
How does your dick feel when rammed into someones ass?
You tell me, I'm a virgin.
I REALLY want to know what that feels like.

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>Vocaroo
If you think I'm gonna listen to that, you're off your head on daddys cummies.

Because everyone keeps talking about it.
I don't understand what's so good about sex.
It's like a fucking miracle or something.
Really?

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>I'm a virgin.
Yes, it shows. Now shut your newfag mouth and lurk moar before you post.

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I just ask for titt

(jk , i just wanted to see how she whould react , i dont really care about the titt)

Fag that is new

Fagging up the place

I'm not surprised you give off an aura of a gay man

nah sex is shit you're right. dw about it, btw your pic choice is shit.

uh huh. Gimme your best, newfag.

Fuck you. Is this picture better?

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GET BLACKED THREADS LIKE A NIGGER.

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Im just asking if someone died in her family to a terrorist because she gave me some bullshit answear that opens more questions than it answears to a semi-joke semi-curiosity question

Buti think you are right , i should stop this because this will feed her atention whoring while all im doing is trying to figure out what is hot and what is not

I was already aware you are a newfag, you didn't need to confirm. Listen, it's not a bad thing. We were all new at some point, but just lurk moar, ok? Stop posting if you don't understand how things work around here. Go read the rules and don't fool yourself into thinking you're some badass that doesn't need to follow them. The reaosn you came here was because you heard it was a place that was different, and the reason it was differen't is because we don't treat vapid attention whores like gods, or normies and virtue signallers like anything worthwhile. As long as you continue to lavish attention on these "xD IM A GIRL GIVE ME ATTENTION" posters, you will continue to turn Yea Forums into an absolute shithole of a place. You can act like you don't care, but I suspect if you really wanted Yea Forums to be like any other shithole on the internet, you wouldn't have come here in the first place.

Why do unattractive females hate trump n become a feminist?

Wait , that voocaro greentext was an acident ,
because i whanted to copypaste it and realised its 1 minute long and didnt even hear it

No. That's incredibly weak and I closed it before the first boring ass microsecond had finished playing.

Maybe it is the miracle that everyone talks about , after all , we are programmed to want it very much

Idk , never had it.

I'll keep on posting pictures until you are satisfied.

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Ok , i just thought this joke reply whould be funny or do nothing to feed her ego

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>I'm just bla bla bla
Why are you even talking to her?
Because she's female, right? Don't lie.
Did she provide tits and timestamp? Did she submit herself to the will of user? No? She just came in here demanding her female privilege "I'm female, give me attention you pathetic male virgins" and you decided to oblige. This, this is exactly why the "tits or gtfo" rule applies. There is no female privilege on Yea Forums. If you want the perks of being female, you deliver the only thing that makes being female a valuable thing to males. It's really not a tough concept.

Ladies
Cut or uncut and why?

because they are unattractive females. They will never have the rich billionaire that buys and keeps the attractive trophy wife. They all want that, but only the best get it. The unnatractive females have accepted their lot in life, but decide to redirect their anger at the people that don't want them.

You may be posting for a while then, my friend. Not clicking on anymore of those gayass blueface fags.

No. Attention is attention. Next time you decide "I know better, let me do my own thing" ignore that shit and remember "Tits or gtfo" is the tried, tested and proven formula to stop vapid attention seeking cunts from turning Yea Forums into their little beta cuck fanbase.

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Nice try OP, but please do sincerely kill yourself. Your time for cucking Yea Forums and making worshippers of user are over. Nobody here worships you. Nobody cares about your vulva. If you can't post tits and timestamp then you can simple gtfo. Non debateable.

▶ Meh

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If you don't fucking laugh at this picture, you have no soul.

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OH NO

DONT FORGET TO FOLLOW THE """RULES"""

Faggot

>Why are you even talking to her?
>Because she's female, right? Don't lie.

If a man said that his family died to terrorists i whould have still talked , even if he is man , because that is fucking sad

Whould have litteraly done the same thing to a man (without the are the csgo characters hot that begun the conversation because i just wanted to know if they look avrage or hot or darn ugly from a sexual stand point)

But did get this reply , and i will not talk with her again something more than a cold "tits or GTFO"

Understood sir!

Here's the lowdown, newfags.
The real "what a psycho conspiracy" low down

Yea Forums pissed in too many cereal bowls. Got too many hipowered people pissed off, and they couldn't conventionally shut Yea Forums down

couldn't come after Yea Forums with the law. Couldn't track down all the anonymous users.

But what they could do, was infiltrate and defile. Take every last thing Yea Forums used as a guideline, and destroy it. Use anons own pathetic weakness against itself.

You like porn? Every thread is now porn, bur out your brain on this shit. Porn. Porn Porn. nigger dicks, cucks, traps, all the porn you don't want and then some.

You don't like attention whoring? Here, daily femanon Q and A. Don't like pol? Daily AOC threads, Daily trump threads.

I know you all noticed it's the same posts over and over. It's not a coincidence. It's bots spamming the shit out of Yea Forums with the kind of normie bullshit that Yea Forums was against, until all that remained on Yea Forums was the kind of normie facebook "YLYL" thread dwelling faggots that represented nothing of Yea Forums

As long as you continue to post in these threads, support the porn cucks, the pol cucks, the trapfags, the "I'm a femanon give me attention" threads, you will be part of the cancer that is destroing Yea Forums

I laughed at it, dw. But newfags still need to lurk moar.

>i'm such a badass, who cares about rules, I just want to post on this website that I think is cool because it was made so by a group of people following their own set of rules

You are truly the newest of newfags. A rebel without a cause. A bitch summerfag that things he is a badass because he encourages the cancer that ruins Yea Forums for everyone, including himself. It's strange, you don't want to follow you rules but yet you call me a faggot, just as Yea Forumss tradition states you should. Do you or do you not want to be user?

rulesoftheinternet.com/

And was """"this""" an atempt at (((this))) buy you didnt know the difference

>I was already aware you are a newfag,

Actually im post-moot

You want a cookie?

>Tits not required
Who are you? Some kind of homosexual?
Tits are always required, gtfo Yea Forums and b2 reddit

why tf as a girl would you choose to spend your time on Yea Forums

>Stop posting if you don't understand how things work around here.

I do have a basic understanding of how things work here , but its still limited

>Go read the rules
rulesoftheinternet.com/

Always thought they are common sense with jokes sprinked thought out , not real guidelines

>The reaosn you came here was because you heard it was a place that was different

Yes

>and the reason it was differen't is because we don't treat vapid attention whores like gods, or normies and virtue signallers like anything worthwhile.

Thought it was because of the lack of censour ship

and i dont think asking if the characters from counter strike are attractive is treating females like a "gods"

>As long as you continue to lavish attention on these "xD IM A GIRL GIVE ME ATTENTION" posters

So , basically do not feed the trolls but 10 times worse because you cant acttualy join them and take the piss out of eachother for the keks because you have nothing better to do

>knowledge is still limited
there once has been the word "lurk moar"
repeat after me, I am going to lurk moar before I post

I dont know what point you are trying to make with your last sentence...
Cumdumpsters want attention, we want to see tits. There are ways to bring this two forces into one direction

>You like porn? Every thread is now porn, bur out your brain on this shit. Porn. Porn Porn. nigger dicks, cucks, traps, all the porn you don't want and then some.

Agreed here , that is why i suport yellow

>Here, daily femanon Q and A.

I have seen these femanon Q and As like 2-3 times on Yea Forums , i dont find them that often

>was the kind of normie facebook "YLYL" thread

Wait , YLYL isnt just share your memes , how else im i supposed to request for dank memes?

For the keks

discord gg/MwXn9r

The answer to all of your sentences is:
kill yourself you degenerated underage b& closetfaggot

That i should not feed the gamer girls , thots and fem anons

and that this rule is more important than do not feed the trolls

For all the unearned attention it gives. Just say the word femanon and a thousand thirst virgins will pour adoration and agoboosting compliments on you. "PLease notice me femanon" "Please say my name femanon" "Pls answer my question femanon"

Pathetic.

I am rubber you are glue your mom gay and so are you

Remove the "As always tits not require but encouraged", it's fucking cringe, the neckbeards, incels and neets are always going to want to talk to you, the newfags will always scream TITS OR GTFO. Anyway, whats it like having tits?

You got it

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>"Pls answer my question femanon"

I sincerly only gave this kind of attention because i dont know much about what females find attractive and im trying to fit in that attractive box however i can , and the more i know about female attraction , the better i can game the dating game

I suck ass at explaining things but aleast i got it the second time

TIDDIES OR GTFO

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAG

These lame threads are still going on?

My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!

>he newfags will always scream TITS OR GTFO
Imagine being so new that you genuinely, without irony, try to attribute the age old rule designed to prevent attention whores from cucking user back to beta status, to being a newfag.

There are many memes to imply you are new, but truly none will suffice after what you've just done. If you think tits or gtfo is a newfag concept, you truly should just go back to facebook and share posts so your grandma doesn't die in her sleep tonight.

TOP 10 KAMA SUTRA POSITIONS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND DESTROY YOUR PENIS

How old were you when you lost your virginity
Tell the story

believe me when I tell you, you will not get a better understanding of what "females" like by asking one vapid attention whore, that's fallen far enough from normality that they post on Yea Forums for validation.

>My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
So you got that job as a janitor, after all.

NGL user, I used to do that when I was younger and didn't have a beer belly.

vocaroo.com/i/s0E94OLK2KLL

It's mainly women who are obsessed with it. They have nothing better to do except talk about it all day.

I will keep an eye on you
I am selling this fine lemonade. Have a special offer today, want some?

was 8, yer ma was hungry for that infant dik
She loured me in with issues of wwf magazine and once I was close enough she took me to your bedroom and said "Play with all the toys you want, but let me play with your toy" then she touched my pp and it was good, so I put your toy truck down and touched her stinky axewound until she stopped sucking my lil pp and told me to put it in her. Then I cried because i was confused by what was happening and she took out her purse and said it was all just a test, gave me 10$ for passing and told me go buy candy and dont tell anyone or it will ruin the test for the next person.

do girls enjoy the smell of their own farts?

I thought i whould get the same general answear from
100 stupid bitches and 100 intelectual females if i asked

"Is X good looking?"

If he is a 5 its 50 precent yes
if he is a 10 over 90 perecent yes
and if he is a 1 , under 10 precent yes

And this whould be consistent on both sides

>I am selling this fine lemonade. Have a special offer today, want some?

How much

Nah, I just have all the porn thread spam buzzwords on my filter list. Yellow threads are a noble cause but I cba dedicating time to that.
>Constantly bumping it
I know you are new, but go learn about sageposting

>new "femanon q&a thread"
>same f*cking picture
why?

Just $2 with out bottomless mug policy special offer

Then you have your answer. Congratulations and good luck putting your new found wisdom to good use. Next time you see a "xD AM FEMALE, DAILY q aNd A THREAD" please sage post "tits or gtfo" and do not reply further. Manage this and you are truly a Yea Forumsrother amongst a sea of newfag, bots, trolls, shills and normies.

If he doesn't answer "tree fiddy" I got a sweet deal for you

if you're still here anna (and you're taking pics :>) do this pose? ass+soles is the focus please!

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>why?

>Chicken thigh

I don't see you whining about the daily wwyd threads, that are the same shit over and over.

Attention whoring.
If it works, keep doing it. And unfortunately, no good user took the time to teach the newfriends a few of the basics of Yea Forums.

do women fart in public

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>please!
Cucked by your own desperation.
Why are you like this?
Is that how Yea Forums works?
Attentionwhore comes posting "I'm female give me attention you pathetic betas" and user says "y-yes ma'am, pls would you pretty pls take this kind of picture for me pls if its not to much trouble m'lady. please. sorry"

>tree fiddy

I will say "TITS or GTFO" or "Do NOT feed the succubus"

You women need to be raped. It is the only language they understand. Women enjoy rape. Don't let them tell you otherwise, because they are notorious liars and don't know their own minds. Women want to be held down and fucked hard. They want to be made to cry and scream. Women have a biological imperative to be raped. Did you know that women who are raped are twice as likely to conceive as women who have unprotected consensual sex? It is a fact. Women who are raped often have orgasms as well - some women have never had an orgasm in their lives save for a rape. The desire to be sexually dominated is deeply programed into the woman. This is a fact of evolution that cannot be denied without women becoming unbalanced. Feminism is really just an outward manifestation of an internal problem with modern women. These 'feminists' desperately want to be put in their place. That's why they act out so much and are so belligerent. Whether they know it or not, subconsciously they want to piss men off and get men to make them submit. They want to be slapped in the face, told to shut the fuck up, and then raped until they can't stand up. This is what women really want. I say we give it to them

Based user. Goodspeed, good sir.

HEY YOU, YOU TILL BROWSING Yea Forums LIKE AN IDIOT,
GET BLACKED THREADS LIKE A NIGGER.

YOU NIGGER YOU'RE RACIST LIKE A NIGGER, NGIGER, NGIGER, RASIST NEN MEN https:\\discord.link\9NNaMd
WE ARE SOME PROUDI TANNIES, POSTING GORE AND CP, JOIN JOIN JOIN YOU NIGGER, RACSIT.

VISIT T H I S SERVER, NO NIGGERMODS NO YANNNIES, YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME
N I G G E R, Visit https:\\discord.link\9NNaMd before the FBI raid you for lolicon!????!!!%
>Stop BE YOU
>BECAUSE YOU cant GREENTEXT, JOIN /U/ YES /U/ JOIN /US/ https:\\discord.link\9NNaMd

TRANNIE_ID:odtgdrwj2s

>d-d-dont call me a newfag... YOU'RE A NEWFAG hahaha
the tits or gtfo rule was meant for whores derailing threads, not whores starting threads. it was meant to trick whores into thinking they can use their bodies on the internet like they use them IRL, for attention, but as soon as the post their tits they got made fun of. Now, newfags like yourself, tell regular femanons to post tits for no reason other than "muh rules" and then glorify whores when they meet your demands
>There are many memes to imply you are new
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I'm about to dump all my porn in this thread.
Are you ready?

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Drop the P-bomb
go for it

Here we go!

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Keep going, please post some nice assholes or trannys if you got em

I'm an ass man myself.
I might have to stop posting for a minute and rub one out.

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I can't resist the urge, anymore.

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have fun, wasnt too much of a dump but still appreciate it

>whores derailing threads
wrong. Maybe if this wasn't your first summer you would know that. It's a real shame when newfags have the stones to try telling people how shit is when they evidently weren't around long enough to actually know. Tits or gtfo is to stop female privilege seeping into Yea Forums. The priviledge that makes men open doors, give up seats, pay for meals, and all that other normie beta bullshit that men lower themselves to whenever they think there's the chance of touching boobs.
>Regular femanons
>Daily femanon q and a I'm a female give me attention
And you're serious?
>and then glorify whores when they meet your demands
>implying
wrong. Whores never get glory. Fulfil the requirements, post tits and timestamp, and you may state your business and be treated as any other user. Not above, not better than, not a special femanon that posted tits.

Don't try and tell me how things work, you clearly haven't seen your 3rd summer here yet.

I'll take a woman with an ass like this than big tits any day.

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Lets see how big that thing of yours is

Mvp

I'm trying my best to resist the urge.
Don't worry.

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Best one

Thanks user

discord gg/TZq2AyS

This is probably the nicest ass I have ever seen.
Time to fap.

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Thanks

vocaroo.com/i/s0ek2AItSqJT

OP is back

nice moar!

Fuck. My dick is dying to get stroked right now.

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Here is something from my folder as a thank you for this pic

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My fuck. This woman's ass is perfect.
I love big asses like these.

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haha looks like v chan

I think you will enjoy this one

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This one is my personal favorite. I blow my load within seconds fapping to this.

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>v chan
who is she? is it a chan site like 8 chan? never heard of v chan

Tits of gtfo. But since you sound like a ghetto-ass nigger looking for validation, don't bother with the tits, just gtfo.

Don't you just love it when these pictures make you cum very fast? Because i sure do!
Look at this round ass beauty.

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it's the fat cow who makes these femanon ask threads, the one who's also posting all the vocaroo links in this thread

vocaroo.com/i/s0s6k0Lgnweu

I'm vchan. The creator of these threads user

As a thanks for that image

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But....I'm not even fat? Lol

Yeah, fuck tits.
I am an ass man until I die.

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Too sexy , in my mind i picture some ugly old bitch

Probably. You can hear the obesity in it's voice. I don't know why it hasn't just killed itself yet. Can you imagine what an actual mess of a female you would have to be to come here for male validation? That's a level of tragic that I can't even express kek

vocaroo.com/i/s0QVmXdq6VI6
Weird...

Want a titty fuck

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Prove it

you are absolutely a fat cow. maybe in your mind you're a healthy weight, but it's definitely not my place to convince a hamplanet that she needs to stop gorging on FatBurgers at Mcdougles

? Lol what are you even talking about.

You're trying so hard its cringey user yikes

Booty Queen Jada Stevens. I blew my loads to her ass countless times.

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I'm chubby user lol

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Lol seriously your posts are so cringey

If you aren't fapping by now, you are insane.
Please tell me you are fapping to these pictures i'm posting.

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>MhM GivE mE thE ATtEnTioN DaddyY NeEVeR GaVe Me user

Listen, your daddy issues are not our problem. If you don't like the rules of Yea Forums then just leave, ok? It's really that simple. You post your tits and timestamp and then you may carry on with your pathetic cries for attention and validation. If you aren't prepared to do that, then stop trying to play the V card and just shut your vapid cunt mouth. Nobody truly cares what you have to say.

I want to ram my cock up her ass so bad.

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You're still trying??? Lol
Yikes user

I'm not playing anymore of your attention seeking vocaroos. Get a life. I don't care that daddy didn't love you, or loved you too much. This isn't the place for you. Please lurk moar or leave, newfriend.

What happens if I don't fap to these pictures? Will I get blue balls?

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obviously fake, also tits or gtfo

>trying so hard
>posting vocaroo after vocaroo to get attention for being female

The actual irony of it.. Just leave now, newfag. The losers on reddit will worship you. Begone now, vapid little whore with a skanky, rough as a dogs arse, voice.

I've been here for 14 years lol

Again...you're trying way too hard. It's honestly embarrassing

Yes

holy shit my fucking sides
did you really feel the need to post a picture with your waist CLEARLY edited

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How on earth is that fake??? What? Lol

You truely must be new here. Very embarassing.

this lmao

I could just tear those fucking panties off of her right now.

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That is 100% a fucking trap. What a sad little faggot.

Says the needy attention seeker that came to Yea Forums for validation as a female because in real life people can see you're a tranny fag.

Honestly, I don't know why you don't just neck yourself. It's beyond that bad.

But its not??? Lol

how do you think I could come to this conclusion if this were my first summer?
>Tits or gtfo is to stop female privilege seeping into Yea Forums
Yes, it is, but that doesn't imply all women, only whores who try('d) to pull the gender card
in threads were no one gave a shit. This thread is specifically for neets, neckbeards (already betas mind you) ect to ask femanon quesion they couldn't ask anyone else.
>And you're serious?
Clearly not on here long enough to know that these threads aren't daily see >Not above, not better than, not a special femanon that posted tits.
Obviously never been in a thread where "tits or GTFO" has worked
>Don't try and tell me how things work
First off, you're citing a rule which tells you how things work, secondly this is just straight fucking cringe to read and lastly, how can you call me a child when you sound like the "you're not my dad" kid and then take an autistic fit when some bitch who's probably very ugly anyway doesn't want to whore herself out.
Not even going to call you a newfag, that insult has lost all meaning, but you are a gullible retard that needs to check his optics.

Still trying so hard... whew that's some major incel shit lol

She may be a bit ugly but her ass makes up for it.
I think my balls are turning blue now.

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If you've been here for 14 years, explain to me the purpose and meaning of "tits or gtfo". I'll wait

>Trying to hard
So you said, in about 20 differen't posts. Floundering isn't a good look for you, newfriend. Perhaps read the rules and lurk moar, or just leave.

Tits or gtfo.

Do you see this? Stare at her ass for a minute.

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just for how retarded do you take us? little whore

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Seriously that dude is a wreck user.

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Look how wide her ass is.
I love people with wide asses like this.

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Your face looks like the A N G E R Y N P C meem

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>only whores who try('d) to pull the gender card

Time for our daily femanon q & a

Translation = I'm female, give me attention

Who are you actually trying to fool, newfag? You're out of your depth.

Tits or gtfo.

Tits or gtfo.

Ok. That's it.
I need to fap now before I go insane.

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Samefag.
Also: tits or gtfo.

Bet you're a tranny OP. Take a normal full body pic with timestamp otherwise your claim as a female is that, just a claim.

Look at the fucking size of it lmao

Kek maybe if the meem was a few dozen lbs overweight, and a tranny

Did you guys like the ass pictures I posted?

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It just looks like the angery NCP meme but more exagerated

Sure thing user

vocaroo.com/i/s0VWlLzRVf2g

There you go

Here to contribute

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Op is 100% a tranny. You can tell in that HRT ravaged voice, and that heavily edited picture. Next time you see this thread, make sure you tell everyone that OP is a tranny attentionwhore looking for cuck Yea Forums because their life is truly pathetic and void of validation.

Tits or gtfo.

Pretty retarded apparently since it's just a normal pic user

Yea I have a pretty constant RBF honestly.

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Sorry user you're just retarded and multiple people think that

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I think this girl might be the same from another thread a few days back
it actually turned out pretty much similar to this one with people insulting her as tranny, attention whore, landwhale
then she was pissed and fucked off
lmao

What even is that disgusting creature?

>RBF
That is not normal RBF , thats a fucking angry npc face , go back to plebbit

>only whore who try('d) to pull the gender card in threads were no one gave a shit.
you have to take a quote out of context to "win" the argument

right, the phone just 'randomly' got out of focus around your hip area, totes not edited guys teehee

vocaroo.com/i/s01iZ7uriBMN

Thicc I know

We arent male or female
We are Anonymous
If you feel the need to point out that you are female/male with the intention of seeking attention
you are attention whoring

No you're just a samefag that wants more yous lol

The whole pic looks ouf of focus user.

Oh, vapid attention seeking OP and that one beta that is desperate enough to feed the whore still, think I'm retarded.. however will I live with myself.
Well for one, I don't need to come here for validation, so I've got you trumped. For seconds, I don't need to pander to your pathetic attention whoring to have some semblance of female contact in my life, so I've got your beta cuck cucked. thirdly, and most importantly: Tits or gtfo

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In denial much? I remember it happen approximately a week back

>daily sit on Yea Forums for 8 hours thread answering the same questions while recording on my phone
you really are pathetic

Lol it is cleary a fucking tranny tho. You can hear in its voice. No real girl sounds like that. Well maybe one that had her throad pounded hard by daddies dick when she was a toddler but no normal girl sounds like this. And that picture has me laughing every time I imaging it. Obvious trap is obvious.

>to "win" the argument
>Implying there's an argument to be had
Tits or gtfo.

I didnt hear any of the vocaroo stuff except the last one. I cant even really doubt it. Probably an undercover attack of those retarded discord spamming little shits

No just fat and heavily edited you utterly unfuckable tranny. Tits or gtfo.

this

So which one are you, the tranny attention seeking OP or the huge beta faggot that's arselicking the OP and betraying Yea Forums in the hope of seeing some pussy, which btw you will never see)

Rhetorical question, I know exactly which one you are, you pathetic little incel cuck.

Literally no lol

>incel
>cuck

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I was asleep for half the thread tho lol

Aww. No validation for tranon today ;_; better luck tomorrow.

Well I'm not a tranny and I'm engaged so thats awkward haha

lazy and pathetic. thanks for the fix

Tits or gtfo.

Tits or gtfo.

You're so mad its fucking hilarious

Tits or gtfo.

Waaaah cry harder

Tits or gtfo.

Tell story of losing v card

OP responding to his own posts to get out of tits or gtfo lol pathetic.

Tits or gtfo.

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