Anyone up for ERP?

Anyone up for ERP?

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What kind?

Literally anything that doesn't involve scat, diapers or BDSM

i fuk u
u: *cums*

On here? If so, yes.

Yep. Everyone is kindly invited

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*As you slowly lay down on the bed, nervous and sweaty you gaze up once again at the imposing brute of a man you are ready to please. But unfortunately, there was one thing you didn't take into account.*

"I AM AN ANGEL OF DEATH! DIE, SCUM!"

*Before another thought can even enter your mind, the loud sound of a bolt round discharging is the last thing you hear before everything goes dark.*

FIN

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Okey cutey. How will this start?

not with men, no

fu fu! *unzips pants
the magif of rowpwawing ith you can be anyfing you wand *fua

Only if it contains some sweet wholesome loli stuff.

*takes penis out*
"Do you like it, user?"

I can be a 10 year old if you want :p
Why did you pull it out tho?

But can you roleplay well a 10 years old, hmm??

"D-Did I do something wrong?"
*Starts putting it back in the pants*

And then suddenly:
HALT!!! This region is now under german occupation.
Surrender yourself to the reich or suffer the consequences

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i will do my best mister!
T-thats not what i meant mister. I want Penis-kun back :(
Will i have to please the Reich's Penis-kun as well?

Hello there, sweetheart. Your uncle wants to play a game with you!

"Oh, silly me"
*Take it out*
"So user, were would you like me to put it?"

In my poophole silly (ꈍᴗꈍ)
Oh, hi uncle user! My poophole is busy right now but you can still play with my mouth or cunny ヽ( ᐛ )ノ

Be a good girl and open your sweet little mouth. Say 'aaaah'.

aahhh :D

"Alright, cutey. Here we go"
*Slides cock into user's butthole*
*grabs user by the hips*
"Nice and slow for now honey"
*Starts fucking with deep and slow strokes*

*There is a knock on the door*
"FBI open up!"

I hate you all

w-wow, it feels totally different than when you play with my cunny. P-please don't stop
Can i do anything with my cunny to sheer you up?

"Yes officer, how can I help?"
*squeezes user's buttcheeks*
"Oh user! Your butt feels too good to stop!"

"Uh-oh.. how are you doing sweetie, are your parents home?"

"Sweetie!? I'm a big boy now!"

They are Mr police man, in fact, they've been taking very good care of me

>penis-kun

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