You are now the owner of Yea Forums in its entirety. What would you change?

permaban all /pol/ posters, and get rid of /pol/

dilate your wound

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Re-instate ID's on Yea Forums.
Otherwise I'd let it be as it is.

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fuck yes

and nothing of value would be lost

nothing. You cant polish a turd

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Yea Forums died about 10 years ago, nothing to be done now

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No, Yea Forums is unchanged, you however matured a bit ten years ago.

All threads on Yea Forums are banned except for logposting

gay bashing and tranny hating is my thing though

I would spam Yea Forums all day every day until people go insane/buttmad

I like the way you think.

I would bring back /loli/. We need it.

Obviously the first step would be to fix Yea Forums and move the porn threads. Second step would be to accept that there will be less ad revenue from the porn ads on Yea Forums but it’s an effective measure to stop people from being encouraged to post porn here. After all, I wouldn’t want to ruin a community like Yea Forums for the sake of ad revenue

IDs help keep topics cleaner instead of 'durrr samefag blahblah', ban fagposting on b (theres a board for that, go be a fag elsewhere), same for racial propaganda (porn) etc...
If you wanna trash a thread, just spam gore and spidey like a normal retard ffs.

Tldr; tired of filtering out all this horseshit, and IDs are bueno.

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Ban photos with people in them.
this isn't instagram, tumblr, etc.

So, you'd piss in the piss to annoy the pissing pissers who also piss in the piss to make the piss more like piss?

Ohai Yellow Jefferson.

imagine the yellow threads

Nah, I ignore those as well as the porn.

Not much. The only things against the rules would be paedo shit & threats/ calls to violence, which would be immediately forwarfed to police with IP address. Otherwise, anything legal under current US laws would be permitted on Yea Forums. Free speech in the truest sense.

change the post timer on /s to like 10 seconds.

Ban porn/nudes on Yea Forums

I'd shut it the fuck down. This place is a cancer

remove this shitty 2.0 mb limit
get rid of utterly useless low traffic boards

ban gay shit. NOW

delete it

No pro black anything. No anti white anything.

i would shut it down

No pro white anything. No anti black anything.

This

ban mobile posting.

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>remove this shitty 2.0 mb limit

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Okay, who's gonna pay for the serve space?

I'd make Yea Forums a porn board so I can masturbate in peace

>ban all israeli posters
>all porn is ONLY allowed on dedicated porn boards, NOWHERE else
>give all boards IDs
>remove memeflags on /pol/

I know that alien head.

Go away, yellow tantrum kids.

there are legit 13 other porn boards, Yea Forums shouldn't have to always be
>eternal trap thread
>loli thread
>FB/IG/VSCO fap thread
>webm thread
>nudes game

And so what?
There are many things in life which I don't like, do I focus on them and complain about it? No, I focus on the things I do like. Like an adult.

>create containment board for trannies and cuckposters
>autob& them on every other board
>make the site 10x harder to use every summer to keep newfags out
>have random days where every word is postfiltered to NIGGER and every image uploaded changes to a well-dressed, smiling black man
>nigger captcha
>move all servers to private non-jurisdiction island, tell alphabets to fuck off
>flags on /k/
>""""femanons"""" autob& no questions asked
>discord/kik/etc threads moved to /soc/ and autob& everywhere else

it's just a hypothetical thing on what i would do. Yea Forums should be the shit it was originally. i know it was never good, but back then it was better

Sluts for everyone

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Apparently this works

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sluts for Yea Forums thank me later

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thought it was just spam

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see what i fucking mean

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anyone else notice that all of these images have this weird "shine" to them?
like the resolution's been altered by something but they all look like that
what is it?

Nope. Way different place now

like an adult.
Ignore the spambots.

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Whenever someone posts porn, real or drawn, on Yea Forums, the picture automatically changes to a huge turd and the poster is permabanned.

lmao this

we NEED this

Whenever someone posts yellow, real or drawn, on Yea Forums, the picture automatically changes into a porn and the poster is permabanned.

lmao this

But what is porn? Is Botticelli's Venus porn?

we NEED this

Fire mods, let the site rot

Is Botticelli's Venus on Yea Forums 24 fucking 7? I think not.

yet here you are.

agreed

>t. low-IQ nigger who doesn't know porn is not for Yea Forums
>probably underage, and clicks on all traps threads

Porn is WRAUNG! It's just WRONG AND I'M ANGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Sell it for a good amount and get a comfy job at Google.

>t. low-IQ nazi who doesn't know Yea Forums is for everything
>probably underage, and clicks on all log threads

>pestering the mods at feedback

That's not a bad idea, if we spam the fuck outta them then maybe they'll actually react.

This. Also the constant ig/fb needs to be moved to the appropriate board. What about charging $10 per year to post here? That would pretty much eliminate underage fags. And if you can’t afford $10 for a year, you have more important thing to do other than be on Yea Forums.

no u!

Ban loli threads, purge the admins, make /bant/, kick out newfags unless they can prove themselves to kek, raid tumblr

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No, U!

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Yea Forums is full of underage summerfags. When does school start?

Fucking august, niggers can’t get a job

when people are retarded in fall
>just idiots

when people are retarded in winter
>just idiots

when people are retarded in spring
> just idiots

when people are retarded in summer
>OMG SUMMERFAGS!!! GO BACK TO SCHOOL

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>filter the term "bruh."
>make sure mods ban anyone who even so much as pretends they're a minority with the exclusion of europoors and Spaniards (I guess)
>cut down on duplicate threads. One thread per day of each thread
>hire more jannies and mods
>heavily enforce global rule: 3
>permaban all underage, plebbitors and phoneposters

ban the trannys from Yea Forums

ban the traps from Yea Forums

bring back the wordfilters to Yea Forums

and i don't care about other boards, they're not my problem, just the mods' problem

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DYKMJ4WXE90

No moderation