Would you eat her shithole out if she told you to?

Gross shes just fat dude, fucking awful how fat girls just get a pass now if their ass looks big, despite the cottage cheese cellulite thighs.

Bet those cheeks must get so sweaty, imagine running your tongue up that asscrack after a hot summer day.

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kek this is shopped to make her look thinner, god fucking knows what she actually looks like.

imagine her taking her sweat soaked thong off, stuffing it in your mouth and telling you to suck on it

KEK no it’s not faggot she wears a corset to look like that

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kys OP

right and I guess the walls and floors curving into her arms are just a coinceidence.

gross

I'd love to make her wear the same one for a week, that would get intense.

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I'd love to.

She could sit on my face like that everyday.

kys OP

Yes

I would tongue fuck that fart box all day. Show more. Less or no clothes if possible

These are shooped as fuck

so this died pretty quick

Have you got new glasses? When I got new glasses I was told that “straight lines might not appear straight” it was totally trippy for a week. Perhaps this explains your confusion

Lick feet and Ass hole

same

No, I retouch photos for a living and can spot shitty fat girl photoshop a mile away.

also every single fucking comment about her is OP talking to himself in semi broken english. Fucking cringey bread

Yes, but with a slight change.

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Show us the errors and also please show your work, I would be interested to learn from a master. I’m a photographer myself and rarely do touching up as I think it’s despicable and lying to the world. Much better to get a good photo the first time around I think

nah, these are me

every fucking wall or floor straight line is massively curved or warped. Use your fucking eyes moron and you must be an amateur photographer then kek.

I cant believe you actually need help

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William Eggleston didn’t need photoshop. Nor Martin Parr, or Annie Leibovitz... all amateurs I guess?

on this one you can see the carpet is distorted around her leg and the corner of the walls near her black is blurry

>needs photoshop
>calls others amateurs
kek

"back", not "black"

Only if I could suck her dick after.

kek whats your fucking point? If you claim to be a professional photographer who actually does it as your job, you would use photoshop or lightroom on a daily basis. Thats how I know you're just some loser who bought a DSLR and is now a 'photographer like William Eggleston'

How the fuck would I retouch/edit photos without photoshop? Absolute melt.

that's a real gross diaper butt, no thank you

Photoshop is literally a huge part of a photography degree, do you not know what photoshop is?

I don’t spend time removing lines and thinning arms. I use makeup and lighting to do the tricks and get it right the first time. Also Eggleston didn’t have a DSLR fyi. Using a darkroom is much more satisfying than photoshop. When you shoot medium format you’ll learn that it’s important to get the image right before clicking the button, not after

You don’t, you learn to take photos correctly.

Christ, nothing worse than an elitist hobbyist. kek
I bet you think concept artists are pretend artists because they use graphics tablets instead of paint.

How would you remove planes/powerlines/houses from a scene then? Knock them down?

Nothing worse than an elitist manipulator. Bet you think that old photos are terrible because there’s no cool lens flare effects

You seem to have a very limited understanding of digital photography and digital art in general, are you old?

Shoot around them or learn to include them into the photo

I actually spent 5 months colourizing war photography for a history documentary, something you'll never get to do.

Haha thats gross!

I would never ever stick my face into a womans sweaty smelly ass and insert my wet tongue into her sweaty butthole.

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jesus christ

Without question. Absofuckinlutely.

How do I answer that? I’m not 1 and I’m not 100. What’s old to you? Are you young?

I understand it I just prefer not to manipulate images after I’ve shot them

No, in the photos its just about passable but in person that ass would be fucking horrible, stained skin on the inside etc.

I don’t really want to do it. I’m glad that you did something you enjoy though. Have a cookie

Well most people arent stuck in some fantasy 1940s photography competition like you.

>here’s a fun, go kill something
>I don’t want to
>you don’t understand guns then
kek

Please explain how that analogy translates AT all kek

I get paid to shoot photos that people seem to like because of the lack of fake post processing. So I dunno, I guess there’s a market for what I do.

I am male. I must do anything any female tells me to.

Just to clarify, how the fuck do you support yourself as a photographer?

Thats not a job. What is your job and how do you not take photos in a digital medium for it?

guy doesn’t want to do photoshop
>you don’t understand photoshop then
guy doesn’t wanna do it
>you have no concept of digital art
just cause he doesn’t wanna do it doesn’t mean he doesn’t understand it
kek

Stop talking about yourself in the third person and no thats now what you said at all, I pointed out photoshop, you started shitting on digital artists and people who use photoshop in an elitist manner, stop being so fucking toxic.

Money gets exchanged for goods and services in this modern day and age. I provide a service that people like, they give me money for this service. I then spend said money on rent, film, bills, food, nights out, whatever I desire.

If you’re skilled at something people will pay you for it.

lol

So you're a wedding photographer? To me it sounds like you're an amateur hobbyist who gets paid by friends and family members once every few months to take some photos.

Being a photographer isn’t a job? Don’t tell anyone I work with!

ah the old be condescending instead of answering the questions to avoid being found out as a pathetic larping faggot

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You cant work at an agency if you dont use lightroom or photoshop. You'd know that if you were a photographer by trade.

I don’t have to prove myself to you but I’m not a wedding or family photographer actually. I thought about it for a while because i had never done it but heard only bad things. I mostly shoot performances, models, bands, glamour, abstract, I mean pretty much everything but weddings. What MS Paint work do you do?

I don’t need an agency. I make enough without people taking a cut.

who else do you work with? Who else lives in this 1940s photography competition?

hahahaha so you get young girls topless and take photos of them, Eggleston would be proud.

It's Canada Day! I do what I want to do!
So, I would wait for her permission because I'm polite but as soon as I get it, yes, of course I would her shithole.

Only if the model requires photos like that. I get paid for different shoots for different people. So what do you touch up then? Weddings?

People that want photos taken. I know it’s really hard to get your head around. You must be young

Stuff for matte painting, general VFX work. used to do a lot of upscaling and restoration. Anything I can get my hands on to manipulate and create visual lies with in photoshop666.

so you dont work or run an agency, but you work with other people? Weird.

Yeah, I get hired by people willing to pay me for my non job. People see me photos, they like my photos, they ask me to take some photos

I didn’t realise there were that many versions of photoshop now

What happens when someone asks you if you can edit any of them? Do you just refuse their money because they support BIG image editing?

They don’t ask because they know the photos I take.

If you went to a carpenter to get a table then complained it want a chair they would laugh at you

If I went to a carpenter and he gave me a table that was rough and covered in splinters becasue it handt been sanded because he didnt believe in varnish or sanding becasue in the old days they didnt have electric sanders, I would think hes a shitty carpenter.

You really really need to learn how to use analogies better.

So according to you, no photo before photoshop is good, they are all shit. Sounds like you don understand photography

No, you're so fucking obtuse and stupid. Good luck with the page 3 shoots.

Here’s more of her shitter

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I apologise that the fact I make money doing a different thing than you offends you

Got a website? Or do you carry around a portfolio

SHOPPED! That handbag is floating FAKE AS FUCK

I know, I am an expart

Ha, yeah you go first user

btw I’m op and I
1 don’t care if she uses some photoshop

And

2 have only posted posts with her pics. None of the other replies were me. But please, go off

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fuck no
>sage

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it is photoshopped though look at the curved wall moulding and the suddenly blurry carpet.

shes fucking gross dude. Ass is like a tumor.

No need, floating bag makes it obvious.

What’s your name, portfolio and agency you work for? Would love to see your work

No one cares but thanks for keeping the thread alive while I washed some clothes

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I dont work for an agency. Again you still dont seem to understand what I use photoshop for.

This is a student photographer for sure. Jesus.

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How would you get work without an agency though!?

>I take senior photos for highschoolers and poor weddings

Nope sorry to disappoint. You must not be used to concepts you don’t agree with

More

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Do you know what an agency is? You really must just be that creepy guy at the pub who offers to take photos of people.

Nope

Shopped again, how fucking fat is she without the photoshop??

Maybe I am, but people are happy paying me enough that I have a good life

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you can tell shes super conscious of her fat saggy arms.

you can tell someone is projecting

you can tell you get off on calling girls fat

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Photographers really are an elitist bunch. Do you edit in the darkroom at all? Are you against dodging and burning too? Do you not use filters? The only difference between doing it in the darkroom and digitally is the amount of effort it takes, but the result is more or less the same.

Fat acceptance is the reason we're not a tier 3 civ.

Wow. The fact that she trimmed some of her arm off in photoshop has rendered my ability to have an orgasm to her fat tits, thighs, and ass. Thank you for showing me the truth, sensei.

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If you're into fat chicks thats fine but dont encourage their fat lies.

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Guarantee he used a darkroom once on some photography course for elderly people and now uses a mid range DSLR and uploads those photos directly from the camera. Literally phone tier photography.

Op here. Let’s see a show of hands, shall I continue or did photoshop boy show you all the truth and start you down the path of truth and righteousness?

pls stop diaper

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Please stop posting the fat bean