I want to have sex with an attractive girl. What's your advice, B?

Fuck a fleshlite for us. You're posting nudes of Yea Forums making you a whore so act like one.

I would say that socials skills are the most important for getting girls

The real way:
Step 1: Go outside.
Step 2: Ignore women.
Step 3: When a woman you want shows interest in you, interact with her in a non-sexual way.

That sounds doable. Any advice on where to go?

This narrative is utterly false. The vast majority of women are completely undatable.
The reason people don't fuck anymore is because they have ridiculous standards of what they should be because of social media. Go the fuck outside, learn to do something like a normal person, and find someone else that is reasonably attractive and can hold a conversation in person about that thing with you. Sex ensues.

If you're not funny or intimidating you're boring.

That's just fact.
Get a hobby.
Learn.
Get an idea or two in your head that isn't just an echo of a billion other vapid drones that watch Vlogs and read nothing but Yea Forums posts and get a life mission deeper than just attracting attractive women for Christ's sake.

They're better than the rest because more often than not their fathers are the sons of conquerors. Kings. Rapists. SOMEBODY WITH THE TRUCK NUTS NEEDED to snatch the sacred fruit off its branches.

Which means you dont. Measure. The fuck. Up.

Not with your 5.7 inch penis. Not with your sub par height skeleton. Not with whatever tiny chin and cheek bones you got and not with your no money having ass same as every other half inch puddle deep fuccboi brain thoughts.

I bet you make fun of Rick and Morty thinking you're smarter than the guys who like it.

I bet you play 1 instrument sort of ok and think you COULD be great and are proud of the fact you don't practice.

I bet your parents call you "so smart" to your family and you're proud you didn't have to study to get the entirely unremarkable grades no decent college gives a shit about

If you actually had good friends you would have asked THEM about this and if they actually gave a shit about you then they would have told you all of this first.

You are a waste of our fucking DNA and I wish an early death by car accident on you.

The end.

you sound like those fucking hobos with "THE END IS NIGH!" signs

step 3 talk to grill

Depends on where you live. I don't know your area. Get a hobby. Go take classes at the community college or something. Do something interesting because you feel like it and some women will notice that you're just doing interesting things because you want to and they'll think you're interesting and show interest.
It's not about deliberately trying to impress women, it's about you just doing what you want and some woman finding it interesting. When you stop hunting for someone to fuck and don't look desperate then you'll all of a sudden seem more attractive.

wtf is a B?

tl;dr

People are fucking more than ever you couch quarter back.

You dont go outside anymore to hook up either.
Societies worth a goddamn have simplified it down to these apps. Ever heard of them?
Bumble.
Tinder.

Keeps the dating thing real goddamn simple.
"Attractive?"
"Yes?"
Contact and date.

"No?"
Ignore.

Take your boomer ass to the meat processing plant where you might do some good for the world as a calorie in burgers that'll give some shithead children a prion disease.

Or you know what?
I'm gonna go ahead and call you out as OP or some unfortunate cuck that looks like hin since your smoothbrain lacks the reading comprehension to see I'm not setting a narrative I'm setting expectation that better matches the real fuckin world that nobody who frequents this site even WANTS to live in.

Don't be a fag

And I bet you look like one.

Go back; 2 reddit

Me? Not the guy that posted a wall of text with reddit spacing? Makes perfect sense.

Tinder is a fucking garbage fire.

nice comeback there dickbrain

Who the fuck still posts this vapid, low attention span, childish shit? Stop. Grow up.

What the fuck is reddit spacing?

It's called a paragraph you cross eyed oozing cunt expulsion.

>Or maybe
>It's born
>From Greentext

You fucking Summerfags I swear

For 4-5s out of 10?
Yeah.

The cumback in this equation is your whore mother.

Or you.
When you start being honest with yourself about why you're here in trap thread central so goddamn much.

Not that guy that posted it, but you’re an idiot. Paragraphs do not equal reddit spacing.

Thank you. O, fellow rabid bastards of the Chan.

Fuck this shit.
Fuck shit like this.

OP take it to /soc/
This is why Yea Forums was better off with the Yellow posters.

Tried chloroform?

Push ups, sit ups, running, swimming, jumping jacks, squats, etc. Old fashioned calisthenics. Body weight excercise.

Go to a Vegas brothel. Pick the best one, pay your money, and fuck.

Probably your only option.