How realistic is it for a girl to get pregnant from brief outercourse without ejaculation (and with one of us wearing underwear)? I would think it's next to impossible, but signs lately are pointing to a big oops.
Her period is over 2 weeks late and now she's complaining about bloating. The other day we got a negative result on a urine test, but I know those can fail. It's possible a small amount of precum could have soaked into my underwear and made contact with her vagina during the encounter. It seems like a stretch but all I read lately is how precum can be unexpectedly potent.
I can think of at least one other factor that could have thrown off her cycle but this latest bloating development has me really worried. Am I fucked or just paranoid?
Guys how likely is it that the Lord impregnated my wife? All signs are pointing to definitely.
Asher Jenkins
You got a lap dance . She's getting real cock in her from someone else.
Aaron Cox
Open up her asshole and put your eye up to it. If there isn't a massive fucking turd, then she's a massive fucking turd and she cheated on you.
Samuel Jones
I know no one will buy it but that's impossible. I'm not going to explain but it's impossible. So at least hypothetically considering that there is no other man, how am I looking?
Carson Torres
It's not impossible. You need to explain otherwise obviously that's what happened.
Justin Powell
Probably like 1 million to 1. But there is semen present in precum so its possible. If you had unprotected sex in any capacity then congrats you might be a dad. Didn't you pay attention in sex ed?
Luis Ward
>Open up her asshole and put your eye up to it. If there isn't a massive fucking turd, then she's a massive fucking turd and she cheated on you. explain
Christopher Bailey
No, use your brain and figure it out. All the clues are there.
Austin Harris
If folks are saying you getting cheated on is more realistic than your sperm making this... Evel Knievel jump during a dry humping session. Your chances must be pretty good.
Ian Lee
Considering I knocked up a virgin by jizzing on her panties after a blowjob, yeah it's possible. That said unless you shoot directly at her snatch with your dick pressed against fabric, it's not likely. It's far more likely she cheated on you.
Levi Foster
This did not happen. She fucked somebody else.
Dylan Brown
She was a virgin, I checked later following accusations of infidelity and the hymen was intact. Turns out panties don't make great condoms, who'd thunk?
It'd be cheaper if she'd cheated but unless she somehow cheated on a paternity test I'm gonna go with no.
Dominic Wood
lol the hymen is supposed to stay intact you caveman
How'd you get a paternity test when you don't even know if she's pregnant?
Hudson Gonzalez
wrong poster einstein
Zachary Foster
Oops
Carter Davis
Probably not pregnant. It's pretty hard but not impossible ofc. Get another test about 2 weeks later to make sure
Isaac Ross
I'll explain minimally. She's a super conservative virgin that won't even use tampons and she has no sexual experience outside of me. She doesn't even have a means to cheat if she wanted to. She's extremely cautious and paranoid about pregnancy and she's the one that's been stressing out about it and bringing everything up to me. It wouldn't make a lot of sense for her to do that if she was with someone else. I know this doesn't prove it's impossible but there's more to it that I have my own reasons for not sharing.
The other possibility is simply that she's not pregnant. She was fighting a virus when she should have originally had her period, which could have caused her to miss it. The pregnancy test did come through negative after all, and it was late enough that it should have been accurate. She hasn't had other symptoms like breast swelling other than the recent bloating. It seems like it just came on suddenly so it could be unrelated.
The timing of everything just has us paranoid. That was closest she's been to intercourse thus far and all of this is following suit.
Luke Bennett
yeah, she cheated on you
Dylan Martin
birth control can cause it to skip too
Owen Gonzalez
Underrated feedback kek
Asher Martin
She refuses to use birth control. This is why I'm concerned, because abortion is obviously off the table. Her family is even worse and they'll crucify me if get her pregnant.
Kevin Nguyen
super morbidly obese women stop having periods entirely
had the same incident when i was like 16 or so. periods can postpone due to emotions of the chick. basically if she fears/thinks shes pregnant the body can respond to that and postpone a period. It'll come. Cum can't teleport through matter.
Freeze sperm and get your tubes tied, fuck her raw for 'procreation' until you actually want a kid.
Nicholas Williams
What if the sperms are all wearing fedoras and carrying katanas? They might teleport behind the panties.
David Murphy
definitely cheated. or she was raped and doesn't wanna tell you. make some subtle rape jokes, if she kills herself, then congrats, she at least tried to stay faithful.
James Richardson
Could hav been some lucky sperm that managed to get to the other side of the panty and into the vagina and have baby
but i think its a 1/100000 cases scenario so its most ptobably that she cheated on you or not an actual pregnancy
Austin Peterson
away from the children
shes on her cycle 28 days but only 4 are a chance of conception precum is potent stuff , its there to lube but if you are an exciteable little fella then there can easily be sperm in there and the strong stuff not so watered down piss tests are hit and miss but a good consideration to show but after 2 weeks ? need to leave it a little longer it takes a time before hormones change , you impregante an egg its not like a fuckin olympian to get nested , that alone takes a few days
chances ? very very slim , consider it one thousands ... if she was the chances are it isnt yours as the odds are so low
advice , chill the fuck out for the next 3 weeks and then see where you are at If she is then the rusty coat hanger orrrrrr you show a level of maturity and get your shit together and day 2 of the kids life you dna that fucker
Cooper Bailey
If she keeps the baby just have a dna test
Henry Richardson
O no
Christopher Cruz
As far as i heard precum cant impregnate unless you had sex and came 8 before the precum because that precum carries the cum from 8 hours before.
So this could not be the case if he didnt cum 8 hours before the sex because after 8 hours the cum carried by the precum expires
Julian White
Two weeks after missed period, not alleged conception. It's been about a month.
Nathaniel Carter
If that's the case then I'd be in the clear, but I'd like to see a source on that.
Carter Lopez
sickness and stress can both cause the period to skip very easily, I've missed multiple in a row from either one or both, you're fine user she's not pregnant
Anthony Bennett
Thanks user, I think I can sleep now. We'll run a couple more tests just to be sure.
Lucas James
she's either late or skipped an entire cycle. not uncommon at all. the chance of a pregnancy while nutting inside her during her most fertile day is only 30%. the chance for this to happen while humping with underwear on is ridiculously low.
Leo Reyes
No ejaculation means no sperm which means no way a bitch can get pregnant. If she actually is, she fucked someone else, get a paternity test.
Dylan Flores
I remember hearing this from some youtube video
but precum CAN get you pregant , tho it is unlikely to do so
