Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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tl;dr saw "it's me and my bitch". Did a quick reverse image search and op is a virgin faggot.

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What are we even supposed to reply? why wasting time on a lame shitpost like this?
Go immitating ugly alfa chad somewhere else Op

No u

>tfw this picture was so much more relevant in 2010

It sure is summer.

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Could be sarcastic right now but ill be direct instead, you must be a fucking idiot if you actually thougth we or even OP, were thinkin that average picture would convice anyone. Not to mention this is not a shitpost of a liar, not even a pathetic bait, its a faggot occuping space in Yea Forums so he can immitate a steriotype of an average alfa chad posting in Yea Forums because he lacks of empathy and its probably in an autist rage from something a succesful cousing or similars told him from being a weeb

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For once it wasn't me posting it

But that's gonna change

Man that copypasta been around for like 15 years now

"did a quick reverse image search"

Its a copypasta from 07 you mongrel

nO LONGER CARE ABOUT op POST. sIR ARE YOU FAGET AND RETARDED?

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nah, he just an underage faget that laughs at spongbub meems

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Probably the most impressive thing about Yea Forums is that successions of people copy and save this text and jpg and repost them about every two weeks.

s it a bot?

god i love pasta

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you sure that's not your mom?

>Worship cock
>Jerk off
>Repeat cycle

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