I'm getting married, AMA. Also YLYL

I'm getting married, AMA. Also YLYL.

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why?

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Do you feel it’s stupid to agree to a legal contract that says “hey lady, you can cheat on me or just get bored or whatever and take half my shit?” Or is it just for first serious relationship? Not trying to put doubts in your head. I’m sure you’ll be one of the lucky ones.

Because we love each other and we want to.

After a 10 years relationship we are pretty confident everything is gonna be alright.

do you need marriage to prove your love for each other? If not, why do it?

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How are you falling for this shit? Have you ever witnessed a single happy marriage?

Husband and wife titles are cool, plus 15 days vacation at work are cooler. Is just another layer in the relationship, the legal one.

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think about this, almost every single couple that got married in this world, thought that they were perfect together, but half of them divorce. How can you be so sure of your own situation?

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Dead serious.
Every married couple I've ever met can't fucking stand each other.
Most of the dudes have cheated and the ones that haven't would if they could.
They all try to keep up appearances but the wives are miserable and so are they.

Nobody wins here, "bro".

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Well as I said before, we feel pretty confident.
Of course you can never know, but we are at the very least trying.

Don't marry a liberal

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dont let the other anons sway you user im 21 and getting married, been together for 6 years, sure we have our differences every couple does but nothing would ever keep us apart

made the joke about falling, bro. your welcome.

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Hey congrats man!
And nah ofc I wouldn't doubt after 10 years together just because some random user questions.

Whats your favorite thing about getting married

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I think of It like a landmark, it's kinda the end of our "youth", and the begining of our adult life together.

Then I wish you the best user. I really hope your marriage succeeds. Just wanted to make sure you were just some random dude on the internet who makes dumb decisions

Thank you!

that's understandable really nice to hear someone with a similar view, i'm sorta the same way. I'm having fun planning a wedding, and our 5 year plan coming together

Can I impregnate your wife and you impregnate mine?

Quaaaiid!! Open your mind to me!

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Maybe we can, but definitely we shouldn't.

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Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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Lost

Bob's burgers?

So their happy loving relationship is suddenly going to be ruined because of a wedding ceremony? Dont see your logic here

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Thats fucken stupid why would you “love” a girl? Gotta be the most gayest, simpest shit ive ever seen lol just pump em and chump em faggot women are littleraly scum on earth

Male and female refer to the SEX of the elements. Ironically enough, your picture is proof that the two are distinct from one another -- unless you mean to tell me that a male electrical connector is expected to act masculine

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what kind of landwhale is it?

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but pee is stored in the balls

congrats, I hope you'll be happy. Been married for 13 years now, I'm fine.

the best

More like, you marry you loose.

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Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.

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Ayyy lmao

My guess is that you are a psycho who only has unhappy friends if you only know unhappy married people.

I know quite a lot of married couples that are quite happy. Also I know some unhappy ones, for sure.

but here comes the kicker: I know a looooot of unhappy singles. And guess what, they're also trying to keep up the appearance how great their single life is (which, in fact, to a large extent consists of substance abuse and fuckdates with whores they despise).

So I guess it has nothing to do with marital status. There are happy and unhappy ones on both sides.

what do you honestly think the odds are your marriage falls apart and you just become part of this failed marraige meme

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Woah

Congratulations

more accurate. 10/10

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Beat him up for me.

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