My diet consists solely of ham and dorito sandwiches

My diet consists solely of ham and dorito sandwiches
Ask me anything

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How much u weigh

155

Ok

A high class individual

Bread type?
Flavor of Doritos brand corn chips?
Style of ham (Virginia, honey, smoked?)

Any spreads or additional cheeses?

Jesus Christ this guy is a faggot

what is the last message you want to leave the people of earth before you depart?

Piggy backing off OPs post
My diet only consists of chicken and pizza.
No im not overweight somehow
i literally gag if i try any other food and refuse to get professional help, it is awful in social situations with people that dont already know me

Chicken? Tendies or kfc or grilled or wings

Pizza. What toppings? Frozen little caesars?

I love tendies, but to not have a heart attack i bake chicken cutlets from the butcher. No toppings just plain slices, little caesars is dogshit, i live in NYC so i eat real pizza, but if im home i heat up ellios

bump

height?

White bread only
The normal dorito flavor idk what it’s called
Honey or smoked ham
No cheese or spread

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Dumped her memories

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Don’t even know that it’s called nacho cheese. That’s when everyone saw you pretending to be a guy who only eats a weird sandwich. A strange thing to lie about, but hey, fuck.

Deli ham is full of salt.
Doritos is full of salt.
The bread contain a little bit of salt.

How many Doritos / Deli ham slices / bread do you eat every day... also what do you drink with that shit?

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I only drink water and idk like at least four sandwiches a day

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Do you always put the same amount of Doritos and Deli ham in them?

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Normally same amount of ham but it’s hard to put exactly the same amount of Doritos since they’re all different sizes

why do you hate your cardio vascular system?

How many slices of deli ham and Doritos tortillas in each sandwich approximately?

I will calculate the amount of salt you ingest every day.

>I will calculate
will you be assuming 3 sandwiches per day?

OP will stroke out.
If lucky, OP will just lose half of his face muscles.
OP will sound like a retard

He said at least 4 sandwich a day.

So I will calculate 4 sandwich and add + at the end of the equation.

OP here, this is now a jew and nigger hate thread

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OPs swollen hands are proof

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spicy doritos?

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do you have really sticky poop?
kinda like peanut butter?

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Hi, Doritos value the well being of their customers so I need to inform you that 12 Doritos chips contribute about 8 percent of your sodium needs for the entire day. Use this value to be sure you dont go over the requested amount of salt you should take every day. Also, I recommend eating some fresh vegetables or fruits during the day to ensure your diet won't impact your health. Have a nice day.

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do you have skid mark stains on your underwear?

I won’t fall for your tricks. You can’t take my sammiches away from me.

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How bad do your farts smell?

If you think NYC pizza is real pizza, you’re sadly fucking mistaken. Dear fucking god, you should just kill yourself.