the moose knows
roll to answer life’s questions
the moose knows
roll to answer life’s questions
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Does that cute girl from work have any interest in me?
Is it worth leaving V for her?
Is there a point to it all?
Is it possible to suck my own cock?
Should I do it anyways?
Am I gonna lose my virginity this week?
Can i fuck your pretty ass, Mr. Moose?
Is my peepee smol
Will my new business become successful?
He truly does know all
Do white girls really fuck animals?
But what moose? BUT WHAT???
LMFAO
God that's a scary ass "but..."
Will I live a happy life?
Have I met the love of my life?
Oh moose of knowledge, should I move away?
Reroll
Does my ex still love me?
Is she the one?
do the gamer grill i like like me back? :^)
should i give up
Am I degenerate?
Will i ever get one?
Should I neck myself?
Will I ever be a thing with her open or privately?
will I eventually be worth something?
reroll
is it all about the journey
Can i fuck my mother in law rigth now?
will I die of natural causes
fuck
will I get her?
Am i loved?
Should i move to an apartment?
Is my relationship going to end soon?
Is this a stupid thread?
Is this a stupid thread?
is this a stupid thread??
Will I ever be financially wealthy?
kek.
The moos is truly powerful
is there anyone I can love?
calling a no
well thanks moose
should I make that account
Ah double yes
sleep?
Sleep??
makes sense
Is she into me?
Will I get a girlfriend this year?
Should i go to bed, and rest?
will we ever work
Will i grow horns because of the bucket lips? Are my bucket lips disappearing:(?
You STUPID NIGGERS hahahaha supreme ultimate victory forever, i am à god among piss rodants
should I study 4 hours a day
roll
does the moose really know?
Will i live on thé moon, moose?
Is 3 a gud Number?
3 3 3?
Will i melt antarctica?
what am i to do
reroll
Should I continue to try and get Drew???
Should i slit?
Should i go after vika?
Does Drew look like zampa Guy?
What kind of answer is that?
Should i Die?
Dose Christey love me?
Does she care about me
Should the others Die?
reroll
Reroll
Ok peace off
Will I eat ass within the next 3 months
Reroll
Reroll
fuck you piece of shit moose.
will I get to bash your skull in today
Does she care?
Lick my butt?
?
but..?
durrr.. cam i start my estwogen pills within a year
Will I get laid soon?
Do i have a foreskin?
Are traps gay
Give me your fucking powers YOU GOOSE?
will i die?
Is it Canada Day?
Should I try acid?
Fuxk, had to reroll.
Should I marry her?
Should i try men?
Dubs of truth
Sound advice. But we don't work on Canada Day. We're too drunk.
re-roll than
Find Sex .. club
Ha. You're a faggot now.
how does this even work wtf
But you lose your anal virginity to a moose in return.
should i really kill myself on september second of this year?
Will i ever have sex
alright ig ill catch ya on the flipside
Will I ever achieve my goals of losing weight, ending my virginity & basically just turning my life around?
Will I try to fuck the younger sister?
will i die happily?
Should I end it?
YES BUT WHAT?!
reroll
Will I fuck da bitch?
But you will only TRY to fuck the younger sister.
should I leave
reroll
Should i text her again?
Are niggers people too?
Would there be anything romantic between us ever again?
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user is fucked
kek
Are we gonna get in an argument again?
Should i kill myself?
Will I have over $1,000,000 in the bank in 5 years?
Is she in a relationship right now?
Now that kills me inside! Can i just get over it and be friends?
Will she ever blow my little pp :(
Will my lsd trip go sour this Tuesday?
Ugh...i don't think i can text her again...shes probably over me already...isn't she?
You were fun while you made sense moose :(
Should I fap?
Roll
That... actually makes sense. Thank you, user.
Will I get the piss?
should I put 15 sharpies in my ass?
Will I get laid before I graduate?
here's hoping
one more time
Will my ex hit me up again
Is she the right choice right now?
When I farted really bad during sex with my last hook-up, did I shart anything onto the sheets?
F
when will I die?
>the moose knows
Will i have nightmares tomarrow
Does SMN fit me the most?
Will I ever find my dad
will the day of the rope come?
Will I ever be a professional climber?
do i have the big gae?
Mighty moose, tell me this:
Will my homeland ever uncuck itself?
So should I just leave?
Hello Moose!
Do you reliably predict the future?
Should I go?
Fuck my life moose, you dont hold back ever do you?
Sounds fair. Need an extra pair of hands around the house?
I will. I've got too much free time and not enough money.
How far behind me? Are you my neighbor, Moose?
should I quit my job
Give me a straightforward answer, please.
Is slaughter a gay faggot
Am I gay?
Is the other one a gay faggot
Am i a gay ass faggot
Have I wasted last month?
Was there anything I could've done about my joblessness?
Should I go to flight school?
Based
Why "Yes, but..."?
Will I get the chance to make up for it this month?
Did I waste my money to lose my virginity?
I shouldn't care about it, should I?
Should I have given someone else a chance?
Currently laying on my stomach so up is behind me. I want to overcome my fear of the open air and flying is good for finding jobs I hear, so I'll take that as a yes.
I shouldn't care about my past relationships either, huh?
Should I let go of those aspects of my past?
Roll
Is she the one
Roll
Moose is the shit, fuck the Magic 8 Ball. This thread is proof, watch:
Moose, are you sure your life answers are correct or even useful?
Will I succeed with my dream
should I sleep?
Should I go into that university?
Will i get through this alright?
Am I dead
Will me career by Uber successful?
should i quit in august?
Am I gonna live long
Will I ever enjoy sex again?
Is there anything after this
Will my career be immensely influential
am i gay?
Will we have android waifu?
Is that a yes
Reroll
am i racist?
Are traps gay?
Should I pursue her?
roll for 6
reroll
Does she have any interest in me?
Well, I guess that settles that.
Will I ever have a nice family and kids
do I have a good future ahead of me?
...
Are we all really one
Is she going to cheat
will humanity ever be punished for the crimes it's committed
Hello dear moose, just tell if she is gonna cheat on me
Will i live for ever?
Tell me moose but what?
Stupid moose, just tell me
my negro, rollin
I will hunt you down if you dont tell me and eat you. So what is the "but"
Reroll
Teeeeeeeeeeeeell meeeeeee
6th fucking time moose, just tell me
Why am I spending my time talking to a fake moose on Yea Forums instead of working my way out of this suicidal depression I find myself in?
Nyoom
should I play vidya games?
post that thread?
Will embrace their hobby and slowly, step by step, make the most of their life?
reroll
will she love me again?
Should I start working out tomorrow?
how about today?
Will they get what they deserve
>WHY in the absolute FUCK
Will I get to kiss the girl I'm visiting tomorrow
Daily leak from my EX
am i gonna get accepted into law school?
thought it was just spam
am i i having sex tomorrow?
Will I ever find the one?
Should I end contact with them?
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Please answer my Almighty question, dear moose
Should i choose him?
Will i get to smoke weed today?
Am i a little bitch
Rero
Reroll
Fuckin lost my time REEEEeEeEeEKK
Will I get fucked in the ass?
Is it okay?
Will I get a raise at work?
Yeah, obviously mr. Moose.
Should I share my gf's nudes tho?
Yeah, porn industry is oversaturated anyway, you right again mr Moose.
Should I spend my tax returns on drugs and alkohol?
No drugs?
But what mr Moose, you mean I could do better and invest it?
Am i a piece of shit?
Does my gf really love me?
Oof
will i ever get mad pussy
will i ever get mad pussy
for fucks sake
...
Were they just bunch of cunts and it was just a waste of time?
Will I die before I'm 40
Go get em, Satan
Will I ever learn to let go of my past failures?
Should I be seeing this chick?
Fucking answer me deer
Should I continue living?
will i ever have sex?
Will i ever not be alone in life?
I'm hungry, but it's 5:55am and I haven't slept besides a few hours on the floor. Should I skip out on breakfast, Moose?
Will my girlfriend leave me tomorrow
should I do it
Goddamnit, will she leave me within a month
I am going to respectfully reroll, because behind me were quotes about love
Roll
Will something good happen to me tomorrow?
Can you give me the N word pass?
Thank you, nigga.
will I go through with an hero
well shit I am a pussy
Is the redhead in my life worth it
Reroll
Do i have a big dick
Goddamned it reroll
Oh my fucking god
Am i a loser
Well shit,thanks for feeding my ego
Should I go for it?
Will niggers be extinct by 2100
is there a chance?
Is my life worth continuing?
Will I achieve what I want in life?
Does she like me?
Does she like me
Will Chloe come back next term?
should I hang myself?
Will she know anytime?
Will I become ruler of the Universe if I bang a donut?
Should I off myself?
Shit, that moose got no chill
Should I?
Reroll
should I approach the girl that has smiled to me?
you read this here first, frens
Will I ever stop being turned on by degenerate shit like furries, zooporn and gay porn and just be a normal person?
what's the website that has the different roll games? the one with the random dice?
jura?
who wants to suck my dick?
>nobody
Will I get this promotion