The moose knows

the moose knows

roll to answer life’s questions

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Does that cute girl from work have any interest in me?

Is it worth leaving V for her?

Is there a point to it all?

Is it possible to suck my own cock?

Should I do it anyways?

Am I gonna lose my virginity this week?

Can i fuck your pretty ass, Mr. Moose?

Is my peepee smol

Will my new business become successful?

He truly does know all

Do white girls really fuck animals?

But what moose? BUT WHAT???

LMFAO
God that's a scary ass "but..."

Will I live a happy life?

Have I met the love of my life?

Oh moose of knowledge, should I move away?

Reroll

Does my ex still love me?

Is she the one?

do the gamer grill i like like me back? :^)

should i give up

Am I degenerate?

Will i ever get one?

Should I neck myself?

Will I ever be a thing with her open or privately?

will I eventually be worth something?

reroll

is it all about the journey

Can i fuck my mother in law rigth now?

will I die of natural causes

fuck

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will I get her?

Am i loved?

Should i move to an apartment?

Is my relationship going to end soon?

Is this a stupid thread?

Is this a stupid thread?

is this a stupid thread??

Will I ever be financially wealthy?

kek.

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The moos is truly powerful

is there anyone I can love?
calling a no

well thanks moose

should I make that account

Ah double yes

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sleep?

Sleep??

makes sense

Is she into me?

Will I get a girlfriend this year?

Should i go to bed, and rest?

will we ever work

Will i grow horns because of the bucket lips? Are my bucket lips disappearing:(?

You STUPID NIGGERS hahahaha supreme ultimate victory forever, i am à god among piss rodants

should I study 4 hours a day

roll

does the moose really know?

Will i live on thé moon, moose?

Is 3 a gud Number?

3 3 3?

Will i melt antarctica?

what am i to do

reroll

Should I continue to try and get Drew???

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Should i slit?

Should i go after vika?

Does Drew look like zampa Guy?

What kind of answer is that?

Should i Die?

Dose Christey love me?

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Does she care about me

Should the others Die?

reroll

Reroll

Ok peace off

Will I eat ass within the next 3 months

Reroll

Reroll

fuck you piece of shit moose.

will I get to bash your skull in today

Does she care?

Lick my butt?

?

but..?

durrr.. cam i start my estwogen pills within a year

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Will I get laid soon?

Do i have a foreskin?

Are traps gay

Give me your fucking powers YOU GOOSE?

will i die?

Is it Canada Day?

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Should I try acid?

Fuxk, had to reroll.

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Should I marry her?

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Should i try men?

Dubs of truth

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Sound advice. But we don't work on Canada Day. We're too drunk.

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re-roll than

Find Sex .. club

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Ha. You're a faggot now.

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how does this even work wtf

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But you lose your anal virginity to a moose in return.

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should i really kill myself on september second of this year?

Will i ever have sex

alright ig ill catch ya on the flipside

Will I ever achieve my goals of losing weight, ending my virginity & basically just turning my life around?

Will I try to fuck the younger sister?

will i die happily?

Should I end it?

YES BUT WHAT?!

reroll

Will I fuck da bitch?

But you will only TRY to fuck the younger sister.

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should I leave

reroll

Should i text her again?

Are niggers people too?

Would there be anything romantic between us ever again?

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user is fucked
kek

Are we gonna get in an argument again?

Should i kill myself?

Will I have over $1,000,000 in the bank in 5 years?

Is she in a relationship right now?

Now that kills me inside! Can i just get over it and be friends?

Will she ever blow my little pp :(

Will my lsd trip go sour this Tuesday?

Ugh...i don't think i can text her again...shes probably over me already...isn't she?

You were fun while you made sense moose :(

Should I fap?

Roll

That... actually makes sense. Thank you, user.

Will I get the piss?

should I put 15 sharpies in my ass?

Will I get laid before I graduate?

here's hoping

one more time

Will my ex hit me up again

Is she the right choice right now?

When I farted really bad during sex with my last hook-up, did I shart anything onto the sheets?

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when will I die?
>the moose knows

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Will i have nightmares tomarrow

Does SMN fit me the most?

Will I ever find my dad

will the day of the rope come?

Will I ever be a professional climber?

do i have the big gae?

Mighty moose, tell me this:
Will my homeland ever uncuck itself?

So should I just leave?

Hello Moose!
Do you reliably predict the future?

Should I go?

Fuck my life moose, you dont hold back ever do you?

Sounds fair. Need an extra pair of hands around the house?

I will. I've got too much free time and not enough money.

How far behind me? Are you my neighbor, Moose?

should I quit my job

Give me a straightforward answer, please.

Is slaughter a gay faggot

Am I gay?

Is the other one a gay faggot

Am i a gay ass faggot

Have I wasted last month?

Was there anything I could've done about my joblessness?

Should I go to flight school?

Based

Why "Yes, but..."?
Will I get the chance to make up for it this month?

Did I waste my money to lose my virginity?

I shouldn't care about it, should I?

Should I have given someone else a chance?

Currently laying on my stomach so up is behind me. I want to overcome my fear of the open air and flying is good for finding jobs I hear, so I'll take that as a yes.

I shouldn't care about my past relationships either, huh?

Should I let go of those aspects of my past?

Roll

Is she the one

Roll

Moose is the shit, fuck the Magic 8 Ball. This thread is proof, watch:

Moose, are you sure your life answers are correct or even useful?

Will I succeed with my dream

should I sleep?

Should I go into that university?

Will i get through this alright?

Am I dead

Will me career by Uber successful?

should i quit in august?

Am I gonna live long

Will I ever enjoy sex again?

Is there anything after this

Will my career be immensely influential

am i gay?

Will we have android waifu?

Is that a yes

Reroll

am i racist?

Are traps gay?

Should I pursue her?

roll for 6

reroll

Does she have any interest in me?

Well, I guess that settles that.

Will I ever have a nice family and kids

do I have a good future ahead of me?

...

Are we all really one

Is she going to cheat

will humanity ever be punished for the crimes it's committed

Hello dear moose, just tell if she is gonna cheat on me

Will i live for ever?

Tell me moose but what?

Stupid moose, just tell me

my negro, rollin

I will hunt you down if you dont tell me and eat you. So what is the "but"

Reroll

Teeeeeeeeeeeeell meeeeeee

6th fucking time moose, just tell me

Why am I spending my time talking to a fake moose on Yea Forums instead of working my way out of this suicidal depression I find myself in?

Nyoom

should I play vidya games?

post that thread?

Will embrace their hobby and slowly, step by step, make the most of their life?

reroll

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will she love me again?

Should I start working out tomorrow?

how about today?

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Will they get what they deserve

>WHY in the absolute FUCK

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Will I get to kiss the girl I'm visiting tomorrow

Daily leak from my EX

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am i gonna get accepted into law school?

thought it was just spam

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am i i having sex tomorrow?

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Will I ever find the one?

Should I end contact with them?

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>Boipussy, Nudes, Yea Forums Memes, NSFW, VC, Megalinks, Voila, Dropbox, Kik swap, Nude swap, Porn swap, Snapchat, pornchat etc

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Please answer my Almighty question, dear moose

Should i choose him?

Will i get to smoke weed today?

Am i a little bitch

Rero

Reroll

Fuckin lost my time REEEEeEeEeEKK

Will I get fucked in the ass?

Is it okay?

Will I get a raise at work?

Yeah, obviously mr. Moose.

Should I share my gf's nudes tho?

Yeah, porn industry is oversaturated anyway, you right again mr Moose.

Should I spend my tax returns on drugs and alkohol?

No drugs?

But what mr Moose, you mean I could do better and invest it?

Am i a piece of shit?

Does my gf really love me?

Oof

will i ever get mad pussy

will i ever get mad pussy

for fucks sake

...

Were they just bunch of cunts and it was just a waste of time?

Will I die before I'm 40

Go get em, Satan

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Will I ever learn to let go of my past failures?

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Should I be seeing this chick?

Fucking answer me deer

Should I continue living?

will i ever have sex?

Will i ever not be alone in life?

I'm hungry, but it's 5:55am and I haven't slept besides a few hours on the floor. Should I skip out on breakfast, Moose?

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Will my girlfriend leave me tomorrow

should I do it

Goddamnit, will she leave me within a month

I am going to respectfully reroll, because behind me were quotes about love

Roll

Will something good happen to me tomorrow?

Can you give me the N word pass?

Thank you, nigga.

will I go through with an hero

well shit I am a pussy

Is the redhead in my life worth it

Reroll

Do i have a big dick

Goddamned it reroll

Oh my fucking god

Am i a loser

Well shit,thanks for feeding my ego

Should I go for it?

Will niggers be extinct by 2100

is there a chance?

Is my life worth continuing?

Will I achieve what I want in life?

Does she like me?

Does she like me

Will Chloe come back next term?

should I hang myself?

Will she know anytime?

Will I become ruler of the Universe if I bang a donut?

Should I off myself?

Shit, that moose got no chill

Should I?

Reroll

should I approach the girl that has smiled to me?

you read this here first, frens

Will I ever stop being turned on by degenerate shit like furries, zooporn and gay porn and just be a normal person?

what's the website that has the different roll games? the one with the random dice?

jura?

who wants to suck my dick?

>nobody

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Will I get this promotion