Magnum Condoms

Magnum Condoms
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Was shopping for deals in one of the low class neighbourhoods.

Couldn't help but notice "Magnum Condoms" were one of the store items, and were at the front of the store, far from the other condoms, next to the cashier.

Why do you think the magnum condoms were on display in the checkout, next to the cashier?

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because it's the most shoplifted condom by teenagers so they can brag they have a huge dick.

not everything is racist you piece of shit.

btw i'm white and can use magnum's.

They're popular. They are also the exact same size as regular condoms. If you actually have expand dong they are no good. Speaking from experience the fuckers give me red ring of death.

just get cheap durexes

theyre not the same trust me dowg

so you think it's racist for a pharmacy in a black neighborhood, to put magnum condoms next to the cashier, away from the other condoms?

>red ring of death.
are you sure that's not GRID? (Gay Related Immune Disease)

nytimes.com/2010/04/28/business/media/28adco.html
Anyone who actually needs larger condoms will KNOW they aint bigger. But here's the president of the company saying so in the new york times. Sorry to burst your bubble.

i think it's racist to assume that's why.

did you ask the clerk?
did you see black people stealing them?

quick google search shows that minorities do steal them, but the largest group is minors.

just sayin..

there's no magnum condoms in the checkout of white neighborhoods. albeit magnum condoms in the dicklet aisle.

what do you think is going on here? why do black neighborhoods have the magnums in the checkout, next to the cashier?

i think it's anti-theft and clever marketing towards dicklets.

I cant wear one, im 5'

I need em for the thickness. 6 around. Only 6 long but if it’s not magnum it snaps when I put it on

glydeamerica.com/good-to-know/which-condom-is-the-best-the-one-that-fits-you-perfectly/

condommonologues.com/trojan-condoms-size-chart/

They are larger than normal condoms. Do your own research.

Faggot.
standard condoms may have a length between 7.25 to 7.8 inches; large condoms length ranges from 7.25 to 8.1 inches.

You need help cuck. It seems that magnum brand is all in niggers heads because it’s the same size according to the article

That means it’s a marketing thing and no actual difference.

as i said before, if you could focus for a moment, they are the most shoplifted condom, but they are shoplifted by underage more than minorities.

but hey, if you think its because of black people, you do you.

>You need help cuck

yeah, i was getting this vibe too.

it's like OP finally got the chance to get some vagoo and 10 seconds in the condom slipped off his tiny pen0r so now he's hatin.

or his g/f left his tiny dick havin ass for a brother.

>you do you.

I’m 5” but I have to wear them because it’s thick. The other condoms strangle my cock. So if I tell people I wear magnums it’s kind of misleading because length-wise I’m average. :(

Learn to read for comprehenison, you idiot. They are the same length and the ring is at the same at the bottom, but the condom itself has more WIDTH.

It's right there in the fucking article you yourself quoted.

I need them because while my 8 inches will *fit* in a regular condom, it fucking squishes my dick - especially my dick head - super tight. They fucking hurt and they fucking break.

Magnums do not. If you actually had a dick that needed it, you would know.

Now fuck off with your insecurities, you tiny-dicked rationalizing faggot.

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Kids steal magnums the most.

Source: Was a kid, stole magnums. I also use magnums cause my dick's a little wide and other condoms don't roll on as well as a magnum.

OP quit posting. He's crying in a corner whilst a bull is plowing his girlfriend. Well.

Unless you are full of shit I feel bad for you then, because how the fuck are you using a condom that has a fucking penny sized ring if you have a cock that size. I literally got a fucking red ring around the base of my shit trying to use those shitty condoms.

yes. we all get it. your cock is so huge even the largest condom cannot contain it.

is this thread giving you enough attention? are your parents divorced/separated?

so what are you saying here?
kids steal these things to pretend they have a big dick but adult minorities steal these things because what why huh?

This nigga has never even heard of cock-rings.

Like, people literally use rings smaller than their cock to force more blood into their dick for a giant, vieny erection.

If you're having a "red ring" around the base you've got a disease or some shit. The problem with regular condoms are not the ring at the bottom (which should be tight to keep it on, for fucks sake), but the fit of the condom on the shaft and head.

If it's so tight your shit turns purple or the condom breaks, it's a problem.

So they are *maybe* up to 0.3 inches bigger. Wow! Magnum dong

A cockring isn't a fucking rubberband. Its supposed to be snug but not uncomfortably tight. And its a big problem because the number one complaint about condoms is they are too tight, but because dicklets want to use the "jumbo size" they make them all the same.

"niggas gotta get game" so stealing or buying in rare cases might impress it's nigger friends. It's the herd mentality and advertisers milk it.

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jesus fucking christ.

no one is arguing black people don't steal them. i'm arguing youths steal them more.

for fucks sake...

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he's saying that the condom is so tight it's leaving a ring around the base of his dick.

to put in virgin terms, same thing that happens to your ankles if you wear socks too tight.

i feel bad i had to explain that.