Tony woke up this morning wondering where his life was going. He had no family, at least none that wanted anything to do with him. He was two months behind on rent, and his dog died last week. Tony wondered to himself, "What am I to do?"
Tony woke up this morning wondering where his life was going. He had no family...
Tyler Morris
Xavier Harris
the anwser is obvious, start fighting in a stick fighting animation
those things are lit
Benjamin Ramirez
You make friends you can trust like family.
Nathaniel Hughes
Tony pondered to himself for only a short while before a man appeared at his door. "You've been drafted, Tony."
"Fuck, really?"
Before long, Tony found himself with a spear in hand ready to fight and die for his country.
"Who am I even fighting?" He asked.
Thomas Lewis
The French!
Brody Scott
Dylan Diaz
Jonathan Thomas
OH SHIT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT
Hudson Ross
Tony arrived at the battlefield with shaking hands. They were clearly outnumbered.
"Fuck! We're outnumbered!" exclaimed Tony. "How will I get out of this?
Cameron Russell
They obviously surrender the second Tony shows his gun
Gabriel Davis
"Oh, fuck. I'm strapped!" Tony realized. He drew his pistol, a family heirloom. "Hands up, Frenchies."
"Bucca di beppo, nigga" replied the Frenchmen in unison.
Samuel Torres
Wee wee baguette!
Colton Brown
All the french men have spoons as weapons cuz they too dumb
Landon Johnson
He had to do it to 'em. There was no choice.
"Fuck... what have I become?" Asked Tony. "What do I do?"
Andrew Mitchell
Test if friendly fire is active
John Harris
Tony is the only survivor, now complete with survivor's guilt!
William Hernandez
that's right, Tony killed his allies too
Justin Torres
Jeremiah Garcia
"They... they're all dead."
Jayden Peterson
Do you feel like a hero yet?
Caleb Ross
...
Robert Hill
OH FUCK!
Isaiah Young
AN HERO!
John Lee
TONY NO!
Samuel Thomas
no ipod
no hope
Nicholas Bell
Tony is dead.
Daniel Anderson
He then swallows the gun whole and vomits bullets becoming a walking machine gun.
Adrian Young
Deserved it. Didn't even have airpods.
Juan Scott
He can't have survivor's guilt if he dies. He has to live with it.
Leo Butler