Secrets Thread

Secrets Thread
Let it out anons

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I hope that my ex-wife's HPV turns into cervical cancer and kills her.

when i was younger, i was plagued by wet dreams of yubaba. i didn’t find her attractive at all, but she would show up in my dreamscape, brutally nude, and the next thing i knew i would wake up to find that i had bedwet thick. the problem was amplified in college, where my roommate was able to smell my nocturnal emissions and got concerned at their frequency. after years of sleeping in cummy sheets and shame, i finally took action. i built a makeshift sex doll to look like yubaba and had vigorous, sweaty sex with it until i cummed in her witch vag. after that, no more yubaba sex dreams

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My ex girlfriend got gang raped and I just watched and masturbated

jerked off another dude for the first time over the weekend. i was tempted to suck his cock but he backed out. instead, he used my cum as jerk off lube. want to do it again.

My cousin came to town and stayed at my place so she could go to a concert. She came back from the concert high as fuck and horny. I helped her into bed but she said she needed a shower. She let me strip her, and molest her along the way. Then i got to wash her. I was naked too so she molested me. It was like our teens only not having to be quiet. After the shower we hit the bed and fucked like rabbits. The next morning she woke up holding on to my dick and the games began again.The family would be upset if they found out but dang, she's a walking horn.

My brother is an actual CIA agent
Despite the whole conspiracy thing about it, according to him it is a pretty average job, he just happens to travel a lot tho.

I beat up any lesbian whore with colored hair on the street. I can do this in a broad daylight. Also
what the fuck is wrong with you dude

greentext it

I used to be a complete faggot who jerked off online with a gay friend whilst I was in a relationship with a different girl. She doesn't know, thankfully.

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Every day I blame myself for the death of a five year old girl. No one knows I could have prevented it, no one even really knows about it as I never talk about it, not even to my girlfriend.

Her name was Moe.

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I travel to 3rd world countries once a year to do sex tourism with girls of "undisclosed age"
Feel free to ask away tho

explain

I had a threesome with my mom , my sister , and the family horse

>shit was smash

larp

What country?

Me and a friend would hang out specifically to suck each others cocks while we both had girlfriends. Never kissed or did anything else gay, just sucked each others cocks, a lot.

We'd just chill until someone went grabbed at the other's cock and then would just take turns sucking dick, getting each other off multiple times. I fucking miss it.

How on earth do you even go about doing that shit

hello fbi

i take upskirts of kids

What nation?

that would be a foursome

How many actually wear skirts?

call him up and do a brokeback mountain

I'm 12 hrs into a 48 stretch where I am only allowed to piss in my pants. Can shit in a toilet, but cannot go to a bathroom to pee and have to keep wearing same underwear/pants.

why? personal satisfaction? lost bet? your just a badass?

personal satisfaction.

>I travel to 3rd world countries once a year to do sex tourism with girls of "undisclosed age"

Are you a psychoapth? Serious question.

If I saw under-age prostitutes, my nuturing personality would kick into high gear, not my dick. I'd try to help them as much as I could.

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Better then Kik bullshit

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sweeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttt!!!! I like you :)

i lie to people to much and it gets so bad that i have a alternate life filled with lies i made up so people will like me

I should say that I am trying to hold it as much as possible as well. Cause I like squirming and having a full bladder.

Haiti, Chile, Honduras, Guatemala...

By doing it safely

No, i just have my needs. Which they happen to provide. Which i pay for.

awesome

enough. most that do have pants under them, but some dont

same. just for you.

i had dreams where i as real young i'd piss all over my house with a hard on. then i saw my elementary school piss herself
ever since then i find watersports hot

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I was a child prostitute when i was a little boy and i loved it. Enough that if i could, I would do it again.

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how did they events transpire?

Simple - Saw porn, liked how the girls and guys liked being pumped, i wanted to try. Watched porn, then met a guy on yahoo custom chats when that was a thing.
Then he started showing me off to other guys and i liked it. did it at their home, hotels, etc.

A friend of mine robbed a store at gunpoint like an idiot and got caught.
What he doesn't know is I ratted him out, I knew where he kept the stash he stole hidden because he bragged to me about it and I did it all so I could keep the stash of hidden money all to me and so I could bang his whore girlfriend while he gets raped in prison.

were you even getting paid?

i like turtles

Faggot

100% larp

Yes I got paid a lot. The guy who pimped me around didnt take a penny. He just watched, jerked off or joined in.
It was fun as hell though.

Why would i larp?
Also -
(You)

I am a time traveler from 86 years into the future. No one knows this but you guys...

finally located what time stream you hopped off on.

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How to unrape sister........kek

>How to unrape your sister.

>i built a makeshift sex doll to look like yubaba and had vigorous, sweaty sex with it until i cummed in her witch vag. after that, no more yubaba sex dreams

Why did that work?

I work for comcast. over half the shit we tell you is just to get you off the phone.

i molested my retarded cousin when i was younger

No one knows it was me but, I raped a girl in the showers at a summer camp I worked at as a counselor, the girl I did it to was also a counselor. I actually did it more than once.

My parents think I’m moving across the country for school. While that’s technically true, I’m moving to be closer to my current best friend, who is my ex girlfriend, who left me for another man that previously cheated on her and dumped her twice, who I am still deeply in love with.

I wanna get fucked by the local coyotes

How bad does that mentally fuck with you now knowing the pain you may have caused her

Kek

My wife's retarded cousin molested me, but she did it in front of the whole extended family, so it isn't a secret.

any stories?

Bitch probably don’t even know what happend

The ones who aid illegal wetbacks or like, actual coyotes the animal?

Probably the animal b is full of fuckin weirdos

i drink a lot. makes it better. but honestly i doubt she even realized what was happening

My ex just sucked my tiddy and squeezed my nutsack while jerked off in the driveway. I haven't nutted in like two weeks so it was welcomed wholeheartedly

I used to have a collection of nudes of my 14 year old (at the time) sister

What if she liked it though?

The animal

Ive been married by 3 years, even if i love my husband i have always had a cuckold fantasy, i want him to see me getting fucked by other guys, more than 1 guy at the time, while he does either nothing or just masturbates. The fact that he is not really big makes is it even more exciting for me.
Im a girl btw

My cousin had an insatiable crush on me that we eventually fucked around.

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and you didnt keep it. shame on you

she just thought we were playing. wshe liked it as much as she likes that

I've shared my exgfs nudes and now she's posted tits out on b almost daily by strangers. Oops?

Can I fuck you?

>masturbates
Why should he get to cum. Just watching is enough.

accepting anonymous confessions on kik: ExaltVita4

darker the better

I don't do beta virgins, sorry

how old?

teens

I'm a 19yo chick with a zoo fetish.
Don't think ill ever do it, it just turns me on.
Which is kinda funny since im pretty vanilla when it comes to sex

Who said I was a virgin I’ve had my fair share of escorts! You wouldn’t be the first

I have a sexual fetish with wanting to rape women and i would never in my life actively hurt someone else

How do i even begin to comprehend it

BRO! I can't quit you

get a big male dog as a pet. go from there. worst case you fantasize about your dog

pretty common. when I was a teen I dated a girl with a thing for dogs

did she do anything with dogs?

I love crossdressing and sexting strangers online, i just get a rush wearing panties

she did, but had very mixed feelings about it.

well I was going to but the usb stick I kept em on got waterlogged :/

Anybody ever deal with rape urges/fantasies?

Lots of girls do stuff with dogs. Lots. Just the amount that post that shit is crazy. The secret ones are probably 1000x that. I’d bet 90% of teen girls with a dog have had it lick their pussy.

loved it but felt dirty? and did you watch any of it?

Pretty much. She found it easier to handle porn/fantasy than actually being used by a dog. I don't know if she kept it up after we broke up or not.

I was there the first time she tried anything.

I would kill myself if it wasn’t for the fact that so many would give a shit. Family, friends and organizations I am a part of would make too big of a deal if I died...

I've been married for 20 years but the entire time I've been going to a park 3 or 4 times a week and sucking off complete strangers.

On average I suck off about 6 guys every week.

My wife has absolutely no idea that I'm a cocksucker.

what she do to him? blow him or let him mount? or both?

that came later, first time was just him licking her.

I love wearing lingerie, i wear my mom's and my aunt's lingerie all the time, the scent is intoxicating and i love how it feels on my body, i get so horny wearing it i want to be turned into someone's cum slut

how was the mounting?

I recently confided in my girlfriend that her abusive biological father's death wasn't an accident and that I actually murdered him and made it look like one.
To be entirely fair her life has been better off since I killed him.

Howd you do it
?

it hurt her a bit, but otherwise wasn't too bad. I'm not really into it myself but I liked seeing her that way.

ahh only time i'm assuming

Brooo i missed youre posts. Never rented a dog and hotel room ?

What’s your body count?

Greentext beast stories! And ill post mine.

My girlfriend films herself and random women who're friends and friends to appear in fetish videos. They're largely F/F domination based but every now and again we'll get a customer who wants a little more than that.

Its a nice little side business, these perverts pay some nice money for their stuff.

That’s heartbreaking. Is she still with someone else?

Molested you how?

Me and my cousin had multiple sexual interactions as young teens and also into our late teens. We kept it completely secret even until now she 32 and I’m 27. The crazy thing is I lost my virginity to her but didn’t tell her I did cause didn’t seem that important. It’s just crazy now she has 2 kids and a boyfriend. I just feel awkward about the whole thing now and I still have feelings for her but fuck I don’t want to be looked at as an inbred idiot. No one will know except up and who ever reads this on Yea Forums

I'm not a bad person but sometimes when I fap I fantasize about raping and slapping my previous crushes. For a while I just want to get "revenge" on them for not dating me even though I never even made any moves on them due to severe social anxiety. They wouldn't have liked me anyway.

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Had her hands all over me, up my shirt and everything. It's kind of a long story, I've greentexted it before.

Convince me if i should hire (or not) a hooker, if you have decent arguments ill stream the whole thing.
Im 25 and i have a girlfriend

Join the club

>rented a dog
>implying there are pet friendly rooms in the area

I'm in a similar situation, except I'm the one married with a kid. Wish my cousin and I could be together more.

Good luck with that

Nigger she's gonna fucking snitch your ass out. Depending on how long ago the murder was anyways.

Why the fuck did you do it?

RAPE!

have you found any realistic, high quality, hot rape porn?

Its tough to try and find that shit

If you are thinking of hiring a hooker you are unsatisfied anyway.

She’s with the guy. It’s difficult because I think it’s a dead-end relationship, she sees it differently. Unsure whether I’m right or I’m just letting my own bias cloud my judgement. Or both.

100% your judgement is clouded

Get on tinder

Fuck some hoors

Thanks. Probably won’t pan.

My babysitter groomed me into being a crossdressing slut, started with him calling me cute all the time, then he started touching me saying i have a girly figure and a nice ass. After a while he started groping me and getting me to start touching his cock, after a month i was wearing my mom's panties and sucking his cock. 10/10 i love cock and crossdressing

“Molested”?

you got kik?

I did, I had a few hookups and it’s not really a sex thing. We just had a stellar emotional connection. We can talk for hours without getting bored of each other. I just hate the idea of another guy being “the guy” for her instead of me.

my mom cheated with a bunch of guys, probably should have told my dad

Stop writing your faggoty fan fiction this is a secrets thread tranny faggot.

Just find a woman who wants to be literally raped and it's off to the races.

This is kind of my goal too.

well get used to it

when we were teens my cousin gave me my first blow job and a friend and me fucked her

I unironically know what my dad's cum tastes like
And no, i wasn't raped. Im just dumb.
When i was 7yo i found an used condom on my parent's bedroom, i, for some fucking reason thought it might be some kind of candy. It took me 4 years to realize it wasn't.

I had to pull off the incredibly difficult task of making it appear as if there was a malfunction in the safety of his own gun.
In retrospect I probably should've gone the easier route and made it look like a suicide.

>hot rape porn

There’s no such thing each video I’ve seen of real rape is just a shitty camera indians in flip flops girl crying(not in a hot way) and dudes waiting for next. I have t found a single decent real rape in phases on real.

Just ignore it if you don't like it you responding to it won't make it go away

Im not looking for real rape im just looking for realistic rape porn that u can UNLOAD to

I got diagnosed with 36/40 on the psychopathy checklist by Robert Hare.
No one I know in real life knows.

The amount of incel in this post is unbearable.

Yea it’s sucks she has come down to visit before since I live in a popular vacation area. I won’t lie it was hard to not ask her if she still thinks about it. She kinda flirted with me and used her leg to rub the back of mines but her boyfriend was there and wasn’t a good time but I wanted to so bad. Sucks so bad.

I want to be a sissy really badly, i keep trying on panties, bras, and lingerie and i play with my ass while thinking about being dominated by a man.

So you’re not gay just like the taste of dick. Ok.

Just Alabama things

M or f

And did you like the taste?

Are you retarded

I meant to say friends of friends. Fuck. Oh well.

Just got the deep nude AI, no watermarks or anything.

I'm straight, but there's something hot about seeing a dick between a big pair of tits. The sight is tempting.

Oh shit nig...Are you taking requests, celebrity or otherwise?

How do you find these providers?

When I get really horny I wear panties and masturbate while thinking of getting fucked by men with big cocks, but once I cum I thinks it's really gay and I'm disgusted by it.

kaak

F

Hell no, i almost threw up, i never told anyone because i thought i was gonna get scolded (i wasnt supposed to go into my parent's bedroom without their permission)

Is that incognito

Sucked my two little sisters when they were like 8, that shit lasted for years don't remember how long but it was until they had breast and menstruation, all while asleep they pretended to be unconscious, but you know don't eat that shit, years latter I learned one of them wanted to be fucked by me to "know" how it was it before doing it with boyfriend.

We all already knew that.

sure, who do you want

Depends on the country, but it's not really that hard.
Haiti and Guatemala are probably the easiest, there you can literally just literally ask and they will tell you. Obviously being smart about it and not tell something dumb like "WHERE CAN I FIND UN****RAGE GRILLS?!?", instead go for "hi, im looking for some fun, do you happen to know where i can find young looking women who are up for some fun?", they will know what you mean, and if the guy you ask happens to be an undercover cop (it has never happened to me) you can excuse yourself easily.
Chile and Uruguay are a little harder to find, but they are a goldmine if you are into cheap white girls.

I have a gf who loves me and expects more but i suck dick on grindr without telling her

Imagine blowing this much steam out of your ass

How big is your cock and what age are most of the girls?

I've had my ass groped in crowds and i kind of like it

I go to adult video booths and let the old men suck me off

>[spoiler]Danielle Panabaker, Alexandra Daddario, and Amanda Righetti, possibly?[/spoiler]

Female?

Do you ever have desires of being raped?

Female friend of mine and her sister let me use them both as personal cumrags. Never realized how submissive the older sister was.

16 centimeters. Cant say because vanned and no thx mr fbi, but depending where you go, really young.

how'd it start? How old are they?
got a favorite story with them?

I'm convinced that I'm cursed not to have a committed girlfriend for a really, really long time

Last night my Gf opened up to me about her childhood rape stories, got hard as fuck and sorta felt bad but that shit went straight to my dick.

Sometimes i come into these threads... and lie :(

i create and masturbate to fake nudes of my sister

any good stories?

Is it difficult putting it in?

Do any of them actually enjoy it and have any of them orgasmed?

kek

Younger sister is about 20, older is 24. It kinda started with a simple FWB type deals with both until one holiday weekend ended in the sisters and myself having a threesome.

As for a favorite story? Last Halloween where the older sister was double teamed by myself and her younger sister.

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I laughed for about two minutes

do you get weird memories when you suck dick now or what

oh damn 3, uhh alright

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Only a fool would think this fake was passable.

yes it is an obvious fake, it was made by an AI, it automatically makes deep-nudes, its obvious, don't be a pussy and squint your eyes

I sexted other girls besides my gf

I get really horny thinking of my mom used as a toilet and slut while I play this song youtube.com/watch?v=nJjwK__S9CU

You have reached a new low point in your existence.

thats why im on here

I mean, I'm kinda shocked the cops never found out where it was hidden, how were they able to convict without the actual stolen money? Or your own testimony? Was there security footage of it?

Had any threesomes with the girls?

his mom and sister are one and the same

Checked. Two whores and a horse

popped any cherries?and best cities?

I jerk off to my sisters panties

Just another lying fuck on Yea Forums trying to flex for 30 yo men

How often do you eat them out?

I have fantasies about shoving my tongue into an unbroken hymen. Ever done that?

>Been battling my demons
>Found a link
>Clicked on it
>Wasn't CP, but deep down I hoped it would be
Sometimes I feel like I'd be better off institutionalized

Age?

Was it in France? Did she die in a pit if sand? Was she your cousin?

I use to do the same. I'd even put them on sometimes. Don't go to far with it user.

It is entirely possible they managed to convict based on A. Prior warrants for the friend's arrest B. Security camera footage, and C. His alibi for where he possibly could have been the night of the incident not adding up one bit, hell for all we know they nabbed the friend because he was a repeat offender.

He got vanned?
Godspeed user, godspeed.

I want hella links Idk why I just want Links dawg

Also good discord shit

You’re gay or bi or whatever and that’s ok

I think you’re lying

Still accepting user confessions on kik, darker the better: ExaltVita4

Whoa what happened? A LARP get to real or something?

dont knock it till you try bruh. plus, made my cock super hard as i fucked my gf that same night.

i met a couple on craigslist and we use to MFM. but now i just meet the guy and i let him fuck me and use me as he wishes. i'm like a sissy for him.

kik: chrisnewjersey

Yes I have, however, this would be a more private conversation I think

You’re an idiot, and I say that in the best way. Women are trash, don’t get ensnared by one. She’s just gonna break your heart again. Fuck em.

Way back in the day, I had a threesome with two very prominent female professional wrestlers while working at a venue as event staff.

More than once to same girl? What did she/they look like?

Greentext.

Mae Young and Moolah?

How'd you manage that?

Psych reason or occult reason?

Must be nice

There's an occult reason?

Jerked off outside of my Moms room while she got fucked by her boyfriend. I fantasize about my mom getting fucked by my friends too

I don't really want to fuck children. I just hate fat people and the vast majority of adult women are fat af. I don't mind a little belly or well proportioned pudge, but I live in America so that's not what I get to see.

Holy shit Mark Henry on /b

Same here, minus the jerking off while she got fucked

>Let it out anons
Fuck off you skinny bitch. Always hiding behind that sign.

I fucked my roommate's girlfriend for the duration of their relationship. They almost never had sex because she "didn't want to be touched," but in the meantime I was fucking the hell out of her almost every single day and loving every second of it. One time she was naked with cum all over her face and answered his phone call (he just happened to be calling) and he was saying how much he missed her and wanted to take her out, etc. Poor guy. He has good taste in women, though; her tits were on point and that fucking pussy was out of this world. Sometimes I look back to roommate being so depressed because of her, and venting to me, and it'd take everything not to laugh in his face about how I'm plowing the shit out of his chick.

Please do it, you fucking moron and tell us when you lose your gf and gain an std

I was in the loony bin for 3 months and I cut myself like a faggot

Its so hot imagining them using my Mom however they want

The most extreme scenario I've picture is a bunch of friends using my mom as a toilet after having her worship their bodies and fucking her

For sure. What he saw as Yubaba was likely a succubus (they sometimes appear as hags). He made a doll in the image of said succubus (which connected it to her) and then gave her what she wanted, a vigorous fucking. Satisfied, she left.

Damn thats extreme. I fantasize about her getting spit roasted. Really wish I could see her bounce her skinny ass on my best friends cock.

You're a confirmed homosexual. You should kill yourself.

Cool story bro.

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Where's the link

Have you ever seen her pussy? My mom shaves

I always thought succubi sucked the life force out of men. Are they really that easy to please?

And what's the psych reason?

I did the same years ago. She never found out that I set it up.

No unfortunately, how’d you manage that? I assume my Mom does cause she goes through boyfriends fairly frequently

I think she’s kinda hot. Like one moment your getting a hand job and the moment you cum you realize you’ve been turned into a dog or a fat young child and she makes you work while occasionally making you drink strange potions and jerking you off until you’re mind matches your body and you’ve become her child.

It’s all very interesting

I saw her getting dressed after a shower, she had left the door half open. I got diamonds. So your mom fucks a lot?

Yeah she does. Has men over all the time, is pretty loud at night, wears slutty underwear.

I'm curious about her feet, are they beautiful? I'm assuming she also wears slutty shoes

When I was 13, 14, 15 (I'm a guy) I realised that there were older guys who wanted to fuck someone my age but were too scared because of the whole age thing.

I went onto chatrooms (teen chat at that time in like 06/07 was great) and met older guys from my city. I knew how rare the opportunity would be from them and I made sure to charge them as much money as I could to have sex with someone underage. Never told anyone and kept my mouth shut and pocketed a bunch of money too. Once I turned legal (16) I did it a for a bit longer because I still looked really young and lied about my age lol.

She has some heels, I think maybe between size 5-7 womans. Not a feet fag personally so don't pay much attention.

I'm at a crossroads. I'm somewhat happy in my current relationship and have a kid with my gf but yesterday while my neighbor was leaving she said goodbye with a kiss on my cheek. Part of me wants to pursue this bc we don't fuck as much as I would like but at the same time it's fucked up. Don't know what to do

My daughters biological father is my elder brother-in-law. I married into a highly incestuous redneck family. My wife and he fucked in front of me on my wedding night thinking I was asleep drunk on the chase lounge. I remember him saying specifically “he’s not gonna wake up, he can’t handle booze”. everyone thinks she’s a magic wedding baby. If only they knew.

It’s all good though, whenever my mother-in-law calls me to do work on the ranch I’m really eating her pussy and fucking her all damn day. I wish she were still fertile.

bring up sexual frustrations to current gf
suggest getting a concubine/tinder thot

I don't know who I am

What about the neighbor? I kinda already started pursuit of it by messaging on fb

you could suggest the neighbor as someone you could use to vent out your frustrations since she lives close by and it isn't much of a hassle

I got drunk one weekend while at my buddy's house. He passed out and his wife ended up sucking me off in the bathroom. This was a few days before their anniversary btw.

I've spent a couple of months on kik talking to a guy. we've both posted pics of our female friends and fantasised about raping and killing them horribly and I cum like a firehose every time.

I have a similarly fucked up family, only most of the incest is not in-laws. My dad is also my uncle and grandfather... fucked his sister to create my mother, fucked their daughter (my mom) to create me. I'm my younger sister's father. My brother is actually my half brother and cousin. I started fucking my sister-daughter when she started growing boobs and curves, we live together as a virtual married couple. As long as you are happy, it's all good. Just don't admit a thing outside of the family. Believe it or not, the law frowns upon such things.

shithead

Gonna an hero tomorrow. Been planning it for a while. See you Yea Forumsros one the other side.

My weewee has bumps

Think about your kid bro. If you cheat and your wife finds out, you're the bad guy for your kids entire life. If you want to fuck someone else and you are dead set on it, break up with your wife first before fucking someone else.

If you think of anyone, think of your kid and your future relationship with them and the type of male role model shown to them. If they're a boy, you don't want them to think they can just cheat on people or if they're a girl to have that behaviour displayed to them and potentially put up with a cheating husband.

Indeed my incest-comrade. That’s why we do it here

do us a favor and give us a sign if it's pretty gud out there m8

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>what's the psych reason?
Think of when you get a song stuck in your head and you get it out by completing the song. Same shit, different tune.

But most likely it was a succubus. They don't leave you alone because they can't really scratch that itch with dream sex. user went ahead and accidentally put her in a doll and then plowed the fuck out of it. After snacking on 100cal bags of peanuts, he gave her a damn 5 course meal plus desert. You can be damn sure he scratched that itch, likely for the first time in an exceptionally long time. If it didn't leave it's probably still in the doll.

Do you still have the doll?

My current gf says this a lot. Fuck

My son came out to me as gay and I fucked him.

Thanks bro, it makes me feel fucked up but you're right

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I have an intimate relationship with a minor, and I'm scared to death that she might be pregnant. To clarify, we have not had sexual intercourse and I can guarantee her virginity, but we have messed around. I desperately need a second opinion on this because I'm losing my mind, so here's the story.

>Almost exactly two months ago was the last time we seriously messed around.
>The closest we got (and this will sound odd but there were events that led to this and we're just extra cautious in general) was when we "dry humped" for a just a few seconds.
>I had a condom and underwear on, and she was nude, but my condom came off while were were doing this
>My dick still never touched her vagina directly and I never ejaculated at any point
>The worst that could have happened was that a little dab of precum from my underwear could have rubbed against the outside of her vagina

This was the "closest" we'd ever gotten and initially I thought there was no chance in hell someone could get pregnant from just that, however...

>She missed her period by 2 weeks
>Her cycle has been irregular in the past but her last few have been more consistent until now
>She was fighting a viral infection around the time she should have had her period so at first I assumed that was what threw it off
>At 2 weeks late I got paranoid and helped her do a home pregnancy test
>It came back negative, this was a few days ago
>She still hasn't had her period though and today she started complaining about irregular bloating
>The only symptoms she's shown thus far are the missed period, some occasional nausea, and most recently the bloating.
>She would be right at 2 months since conception if she were in fact pregnant

I'm going to try to do another test with her tomorrow but I'm scared out of my mind. I'm desperately looking for some additional input one way or the other on the possible outcomes. The cause of pregnancy seems absurd, but she has the symptoms and there is zero possibility of another father.

On my daughter's 16th I let her know she was adopted. She's 19 now and we've been fucking like rabbits ever since her 18th birthday.

I was 12. Had a friend who I hung out a lot with. His mom had the hamper in the bathroom, so every time I'd visit, I'd have a fap session in the bathroom licking/smelling her panties. One day, the panties in the hamper were wet and sticky. I'd figured she was horny and just changed out of them. So I licked them clean. When I left the bathroom, that's when I realized I just ate cum from her pervy co-worker that would come by sometimes. He was sitting on the couch and waved. Ehh, it tasted good though.

(contd) Here family is ultra conservative so abortion is not an option. Her family is also closely intertwined with mine so it's game over and a nuclear bomb on my family if she's pregnant. Not to mention I'd feel horrible because I legitimately care about her and had high hopes for our futures together once she gets older. To add fire to the flame she'll be traveling for about a week very soon so the matter will be out of my hands for at least that long. So yeah I'm panicked as fuck and can't consult anyone about it. I may end up making a thread if these posts go unnoticed.

The pregnancy test came back as negative and you didn't have intercourse.

Bro... she's not pregnant...

Also, you can't guarantee her virginity. How can you guarantee that?

You're an idiot. She didn't get pregnant from that. You're also an idiot for assuming you're the only one she's fooling around with. Finally, you're most an idiot for fooling around with a minor.

Get your shit together.

When i was about 10-12 i would piss on my floor. We had dogs and one of them used my carpeted floor as a bathroom so i'd just piss there as well, despite having a bathroom all to myself right next door. My parents eventully found out that i was pissing in my room when we moved my bed and found crusty piss stains all along the wall behind my bed. I said i pissed in a glass and it spilled, they never knew i would just casually piss on the floor for what ever reason.

b never change you belong here

I believe that

How old is said minor?

fucked my bf's best friend all weekend. including outside by a warehouse. legit the best sex i've ever had. 10/10 will prob do again. not even afraid to get caught.

My social life eroded so much that I hardly know what's going on anymore. The opposite sex is also flirting with me more than ever but I don't understand what's happening until later like I'm some innocent child.

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Alamo had same situation beloved it or Not, expect there was no “cum” per say but definitely was wet.Ive had legit like 20min long session on underwear left behind the bathroom door.

Rip my autocorrect

Where do you find real rape videos?

i live with my gf of 4 years. she's pretty awesome and by all accounts its a great relationship. i just want to fuck other women all the time. im sitting here on leolist going through escorts i might call up. theres this little french slut that i really want to call. i dont think i'd ever get caught.

My concern lies with the possibility that home pregnancy tests can be inaccurate. She's a virgin because her hymen is in tact.

>You're an idiot. She didn't get pregnant from that
Thanks. This is really all I want to hear to calm my nerves. I know I'm an idiot for thinking that but I've had lottery winning levels of bad luck in my life before.
>You're also an idiot for assuming you're the only one she's fooling around with.
I realize every incel on Yea Forums says this about literally relationship related post, but scenarios where the opposite can be true do exist. That claim I won't admit fault in. I know what the situation is and it's beside the point.

Young enough for pregnancy to be very very bad.

Ok, the ovens hot.

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Any specific animal?

My roomste in college got drunk one night and went into extreme details about the abise she had suffered from her uncle over the years and how much she missed the early days of it

I've showered with a 9yo girl quite a few times

Sounds like a "please abuse me while I am drunk, I will love it, but I will cry rape later."

I was once a little kid with a sister too.

i kicked in a niggers kneecaps yesterday
it was pleasant
will do it again if i get the chance

Maybe. Was not into girls so wouldn't do it.
Sounded more like she had fantasies about the early days of the abuse.
Thinking about it now I'm kinda worried she might have passed it on

Good, submit to your desires and mine

Im talking recently

So you are a kid?
Also that poor girl has been 9 so long now it's scary

I used to trade nudes with my cousin in middle school, and while she's moved on from it I think about her all the time and go back and look at them.

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got any nudes of her as an adult?

Just nudes or more explicit ?

Can't stop jacking off about having a 3some with my wife and friend

When I was a kid, I used to buttfuck one of my girl cousins, suck her pussy until it would bruise and turn purple, and cum in her face. Seven year olds don't like cum facials from what I remember, she cried twice because I bit her vag while sucking, but she LOVED being buttfucked. Ant time we were locked in my room, first thing she'd do is pull her pants down and spread her butt, practically begging me to put my dick inside it.

Was she already being played with? Were you?

Holy shit thats hot. How old were you at the time?

# Just pics of her in bras and a hand bra is all I have now so I can hopefully avoid a case if I get caught since I'm 20 and she's only 16 now

fuck I meant to tag you not myself

My sister and I go on road trips so we can larp as newlyweds in different towns where nobody knows us

Kik yeemfhaww for pic trade of same kind

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I fucking love catfishing, and jerking off for hours while i talk to unknowing women and girls about whatever degenerate shit i can come up with at the spot.

>What kinda details do you want?

Like exactly what she told you. She was where, doing what, and he came in and did what? Then it progressed how?

Its incredibly common for females who got abused to fantasize about it.

That's because they'd want it to happen if they weren't trained to be objects. Girls want to touch and be touched, it's science. The legal age should be like 13, and before 13 you can't be more than like four years older.