Feels thread
>just ate a can of mangoes for dinner that expired 13 years ago.
>literally doing anything to get out of working tomorrows holiday
>do I just kill myself?
Feels thread
Jace Hall
Adam Torres
where the hell do you get 13-year-old mangoes
Kayden Ross
some girl gave them to me. she has ethnic connections
she tried to make me eat them after i cheated on her.
only noticed the expiry date when pulling them out of the cabinet today
Jacob Cook
what ethnicity has 13-year-old mangoes?
I feel like you're brushing the real important part of this story out of the way.
Happy Canada day BTW
John Taylor
seriously though, i kinda know the feels. Festering is the worst thing you can do, take it from me.
go kick a soccer ball against a wall. works for me.
Connor White
I just got a bj from my girlfriend a few minutes ago. Feeling pretty good right now.
James Nelson
where the hell is tomorrow a holiday?
Leo Torres
Canada my main man. its our day.
Xavier Hill
damn, I haven't had a bj from your gf since yesterday.
Leo Rodriguez
so a fake 4th of July in a fake country?
Jack Nelson
Canned foods can last for very long. And canned foods including fruits drenched in sugar and ascorbic acid (two preservatives) will last even longer.
Just go work and get the extra pay.
Luke Gonzalez
did you miss the part where he's getting paid in monopoly money?
Ethan Price
Anthony Reyes
I'm on vacation in West Palm Beach with my second wife. She's pregnant with my son (inb4 hurr durr child support) and we are more in love than we have ever been in our lives.
We were both married before, and almost stuck it out with the wrong ppl. Amazing that we are starting this new life in our 40s and feel like we're in our 20s.
So I'm feeling pretty fucking good.
Jackson Anderson
good for you. my wife is talking about divorce after 16 years of marriage and 6 years with kids. I hope I can be as successful with relationship on the other side as you.
Ethan Sanchez
Dude... Conservative Amerifag redneck here...
FUCK you and your lack of respect for a sovereign fucking nation. What a fucking loser edgelord you are.
Do they do shit differently in Canada? Yes. Are there elements I disagree with? Absolutely!
But Canadabros are alright in my book, you thirsty little fuckstain, and you're a piece of shit for disrespecting them. Fuck off and take twenty laps, you little prick.
Joshua Brown
>can of mangoes
Jason Mitchell
>But Canadabros are alright in my book
you've never been there have you
Brandon Richardson
Was there a nice hiss?
Zachary Parker
You gotta be so secure in yourself and who you are that you don't look for someone to complete you, but someone with whom you can share your completeness. Best of luck, my dude.
Liam Adams
omg you scared me... Its still June here.
Chase Wright
its a big fuckin country
bigger than the US
Ryan Torres
Happy Canada day to you too. If you're attending any of the artillery salutes you might see me there.
The girl was Southeast Asian. Idk why that ceases to be attractive to me anymore. Perhaps /pol/ brainwashing or the fact that they never seem to be exceptionalists for love of whatever they do, it makes em hard to love.
Your wife is having a child in her 40s? That's unusual.
Have you guys known each other for awhile?
Luis Moore
and mostly empty once you get away from the hatband
Joseph Davis
pristine untouched land.. not a Carls Jr logo to be seen for kilometers. Its really nice.
Tyler Ward
i can't argue that any land with less Canadians is better
Hunter Hernandez
Well that also pleases me as well since you'll never be here.
Thomas Howard
I appreciate your respect for our country but I am losing it as well, and that comes from someone who works for the government.
The people who represent us are generally the ones who have the least right to do so. We teach kids that their nature and origin as Canadians, is too closely associated with irredeemable evil and in so doing we make it true. An irredeemable identity means that the only things moral are suicide or mutilation of our existence, and so it is unfortunate that we are forced to change and eventually form an identity other than that which we have now.
The only option is authoritarian center-right really, but the clock has ticked and I think we may be too far beyond that point.
Cameron Bell
I've been there way more than enough for a lifetime. I'd say I'll never be back but I kind of have to cut through there to get to Alaska, if I'm driving, which is the plan. Trust me, I'm not looking forward to it.
Jason Phillips
>implying canada has a government
Charles Collins
Everyone LOVES mango
Xavier Ross
Not the user you're asking, but my mother was in her 40s when i was conceived. Dad was 60. it is unusual, but not uncommon anymore. Kid will probably grow up fairly independent, though. Taking on more responsabilities around the house as his parents get older and can't do as much physically/grow tired more easily.
Teach that kid everything you know. Any skills or trade knowledge you have, pass them on. Later in life, he'll thank you for it -- if he can. Talk to him like hes an adult from day one and if you know any other languages, teach them as well. Being an older parent puts you in a unique position of setting your kid up with the lessons you didnt have 20 years ago, and he will benefit from it in the long run.
Shit i wish my dad had time to do when i was growing up. Military, machinist in civilian life. Woodcraft hobbyist and long haul trucker near the end. That time is precious and its not just memories you're creating or depriving. Its practical skills and knowledge, more than anything. Memories fade and are lost when he dies. What you teach him can last generations. Only you can prevent your kid from becoming a minimal wage/minimal effort waste of oxygen.