Walk into men's room

>Walk into men's room
>See this
>What do?

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Leave the Apple store

fpbp

Fuck her

Compliment him on how fucking adorable his outfit is.

I want to be able to pull that shit off so well too.

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walk up to him,turn him around and offer my mouth as his urinal

Mind your own business at Cons.

kek

Puke

that's a really good question

obviously my dick is gonna be in overdrive instantly, so it's some range between fully derp and trying some game

i'm gonna hope i've had some liquor in be and play the sexy game, imply interest and get cozy with potential...then it's just gonna hope it's a fem face and not a gross man face, then keey trying...

turn 360 and walk anay

>lift skirt
>raw dog
>creampie
>rinse and repeat

coulda picked some nicer fucking shoes.

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>her

Look we don't want that bullshit in the ladies room, so just deal with it.

fpbp

Jesus christ user... Ya gonna try to feed him some eggs later, too?

Get on my knees and give the good succ

>piss
>wash hands
>leave

>Hope that I've crossed over into the anime universe.

Turn around because I've accidentally entered the wrong bathroom.

>do a 360 and walk away

Strangle it with its pony tail while telling it about the non-existence of a god

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Kneel down and suck his cock clean of piss and then to completion.

>Be me
>not how how 360's work

>when you know what the reply's gonna be before you even look at it
>her

>Be you
>be retarded

/thread

>What do?
Do a 360 and walk out of the building. Come back later and burn that motherfucker to the ground.

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Why are you faggots so afraid of a woman's vagina?

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Do not look at him, go over and use the urinal next to him like he isn't there. Stare straight ahead and take a leak.
Don't want someone thinking either of us are fags.

>9 months of harassment from vagina’s friends and/or family
>18 years of being a wagie so she can suck dick and party
i wonder why user!

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>leave
>piss
>realize 15 minutes later
>wash hands

All of these fucking morons think a 360 is a 180...

>t. king incel

shit tier bait go back to plebbit

analy rape.

>it's obviously a girl
>slap ass
>sup bro
>get uncomfortably close and make solid eye contact

obviously...

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t. virgin who watches one to many romcoms

t. 2 f. can go f. o.

Yeah I would probably also get on my knees in front of her dude

halp compuder!

BAHAHAHAHAHA