Suicide methods

Thanks. First actual advice. But sorry I don't want pain. I want painless death.

If you are going to suicide yourself can you take Donald Trump with you. Make your death worth something.

Time it right and you won't hurt for long. Just jump right before a semi goes under the overpass.

i gave you solid advice. Not my fault you live in a eastern european shithole and not the glorious USA.

Who the hell even cares about shitty US politics, you fucking punk ass pathetic faggot? Who the fuck even gives a shit about your shitty fucking opinion? Do you think I care about fucking Krunald Dump? LOL you are so fucking delusional, and therefore you should kill yourself immediately.

AFAIK easter european shithole and US shithole are the same. Actually IMHO the whole world is the same shithole, as existence itself is a shithole to be born in.

Yes, I'm a crybaby faggot pussy ass bitch who not even deserves to die.

I'm going to wait a few years and then kill myself. Most likely hanging.

Even if you had access to firearms, I wouldn't use them because statistics show that the number of failed suicides by firearms is VERY high. You have plenty of threads on Reddit, of people doing AMAs about their failed suicide attempts and posting pictures of their faces after surgery (half of mouth missing, morbid transfiguration, etc.).

If you want to avoid that shit, just buy Fentanyl. It's cheaper than heroin and way more powerful. It could bring down a horse in a matter of seconds, and it wouldn't cause any pain.

Is it painless? I don't want to feel even 1 second of pain :(

Though of it, but in shitty eastern europe there is no fentanyl at all. Also I'm a super antisocial autistic faggot who cant connect with people to buy things like this.

>be this guy
>be a fucking dick to everyone in this thread instantly for no reason other than they replied
>they react accordingly
"wow guys the world really is so shit see everyone is an asshole to me none of it matters you dont understand my pain"

tell you what OP, go grab the biggest sharpest knife you can, go to a public place in broad daylight, (make sure you have knife in a bag or hidden obvs) then go to a random person and scream at them that "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT" and then stick the knife in your neck, quick and fast, aiming for the adam's apple at an upwards 45 degree angle. ideally be holding knife with both hands blade pointing towards you, thrust arms, forearms, hands back while body, neck forwards all in one fast motion

have fun in the afterlife dickhead

Go on.

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Take about 5g of acetaminophen per day for 5 days. After those 5 days, get real good and drunk. Do that again and again, while you continue to take at least 5g of acetaminophen per day.

You'll be nice and drunk, won't feel much, and your liver will give out and kill you.

If the guide is true, then it should be painless as your body can't tell the diffrence between oxidion and helium.

Cheers fucker. Hope you miserable piece of shit will will find a reason to pussy out of it and find a therapist.

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Literally go and fuck your own face!!!! FUCKING FAGGOT!

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Firstly, thanks for the tips guys!

Secondly, why do you want me to live?

Is this super guaranteed? I will really die?

Thanks for posting this. This might be how I end up killing myself in a few years.

Buy heroin then. It must still be cheap, since you're not too far from Albania (main exporter to the rest of Europe).

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So you miserable twat are stuck here with all of us. I got over it. So good luck being a dead end in evolution. Getting butt fucked by mother nature or satan or what ever bullshit you believe in.

You cannot buy pure helium anymore. Nowadays it contains 10% oxygen. Therefore, it wont work.

Again, I'm a super antisocial faggot who just can't talk to people. Literally. I can't just meet someone to buy heroin. I'd gladly do so.

Miss me with this gay shit. Fuck off.

Yes, I'm a dead end in evoltion. Fuck this life man... I just don't care anymore.

Really? :( There must be a way though..........

You have to jump from a good height. If you're high enough your neck will snap and instant death. If you're too low, you'll die a slow horrible death

Yeah and if I fuck up, I'd be a handicapped faggot for the rest of my life. Thanks for your contribution. NOT!

Helium is the best option so far.

fuck this life man....... fuck everything and everybody........

Haven't tried it. Bitch lasange, but considering helium is a noble gas i.e. doesn't really want to interact with other stuff, IT WILL suffocate you. IF it is painless, again I haven't tried it, but could see it being true as noble gasses are rare enough for there to be no interaction or anything for the body to realise.

Yeah right keep telling yourself these lies. Hope you lousy cunt will get a pet that will stay loyally by your side so you can keep yourself "busy" and build up the courage, you lazy shit.

FUCK THIS LIFE MAN. IM GONNA DO IT.

Ok who the hell cares.

but i'm gonna do it nonetheless.

omg I so don't want to die but the same time I just want to........ fuck this feeling man..... fuck it

Fuck off faggot, you asked I answered. I wasn't even the one that recommended it in the first place. Nice LARP btw, nobody actually thinks you're going to kill yourself. Sage

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yeah you know the problem with this is a fucking faggot like me can warn his surroundings a 100 times that he will commit suicide and noone bats an eye. But when he does it everyone loses their shit. "OMG WHY NOT HELP HIM. OMG I COULD DO SO MUCH TO SAVE HIM"

fuck off man....

you cant die, if u kill ur self U will wake up next day and be ok, sorry Yea Forums i try it

OP HERE. Another question. Where can I live stream my suicide? I want to be famous in shitty sites like this and liveleak and stuff like that.

I want to show my ugly ass pathetic faggot suicidal me when I die.

recommend sites pleaSE???

omg NOONE. FUCKING. CARES.

who the hell cares about anybody anyways? who the fuck does not give a fucking shit about anybody not a single soul.

fuck this whole fucking shit man. ..... ok I'll do it but it's hard man... im a pussy. its so fucking hard :(

Oh stfu, America is a complete mess.

Get a big loan, buy an object that releases small projectiles at high speeds, culturally enrich some non-European folk, get shot by the police, die.

You're lying, because any antisocial person would find it easy to talk to heroin drug dealers/users. They are weirder than you are, and there is no way you would feel uncomfortable.

2/10 trolling. Time to let this thread die.

the night night method, completely painless and relaxing if done correctly

Shoot up a synagogue and then point the gun at the cops when they arrive. Guaranteed success.

watch no country for old men and use the compressed air gun they use

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fall forward such that your chin catches on something before you hit the ground, if you land it right that kind of neck fracture is fatal in like 99.9% of casesinstances

Only right answer

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go to prison and let yourself get shanked

All these people are such faggots, don't OD, that's the most pussy way to go out. Why suffer??? Do like the first dude said and blow your brains out. If you wanna kill yourself, you need to make sure it's lethal and near instant. Bleeding out, ODing, and suffocating are the worst ways - a gun is quick, simple, and painless if you do it right. Jumping is another method to consider - you do have to watch the short plummet but that's the only downside. Car crashes are easy too, high speed and smash into a wall or barrier. Remember to make it instant so you have no chance of survival

I’ve looked into both guns and falls. Bullet center nose and jump from at least 15m. High chance of instant death.

If you consider Yea Forums your surroundings I can see why you want to kill yourself. Fucking do it already, faggot.