How can I get cash quick?
I need about £350 within the next 2 weeks. I start a new job then, but i need money to cover the time inbetween. Any ideas Yea Forums? Got no lines of credit available and friends and family are unable to lend me anything. I've seriously considered begging on the streets but that'll be my last shred of dignity
Whachu need the money for
Suck dick for cash
Walk into a shitty local manual labour business. Say you need cash on hand and will clean, move stuff whatever for a week help them out. If you are local it might work just keep trying
Rent and bills
Thanks user i'll give it a try
Shoplift, sell the gear at local pubs/mechanics. Go for booze, razors, toiletries, bacon, meat etc. Ask if anyone has requests and take orders. If you don’t look like a scumbag and you’re sneaky security won’t suspect a thing. Put some graft in and you could have £350 in a day or two
Why dont you have enough
Farmers might take work on aswell. They might make you shovel shit for like £5/h but if your desperate
temp agency or something? Im on 400 a week just doing basic shit around an office
Donate plasma
t. Tricks of the trade courtesy of the local junkies
I lost my job.
I have considered doing shady shit to make the money, but its just not worth the risk for me. Im sure i could get away with it, but if I don't then i'm royally fucked.
Asking around legit businesses seems like the best option so far
If you have internet and PayPal you could drop ship stuff by finding items on amazon copying the descriptions and photos listing it on ebay waiting for the ebay money to come into paypal and then order it from amazon to their house. Make the listing on ebay £5-£10 higher and you profit.
Does that actually work? Who would pay £10 more for the same thing they could get off amazon?
From what I've heard about illegal immigrants.
The fastest way would be to rob people in the streets during night. Just wait in some areas that you previously made sure had no cameras overlooking the area and not many windows where people could witness your crime. Then just wait for people to walk there and rush them from behind to steal their bags/wallets. You don't have to know any fancy pick-pocketing techniques, just go behind them and take their purses. Outrun them.
Of course, you want to target people who are smaller/slower than you. Old women, pregnant women, handicapped people, etc. As long as you see that they seem to come from the upper class, just go on them. I would personally avoid doing that to poor people, not only because you would find less valuable items in their purses, but because it would make me uncomfortable to do malicious things to people struggling in life--but it's up to you.
You do this to ONE spoiled bitch, and you can get more than 350 pounds from selling their latest IPhone to the Pakis. And that's without counting the amount of money she had in her purse. You can also leave all the cards and personal stuff, and return it to her later, saying you "found it". You might even get paid for that.
This would be way safer than stealing in shops or doing other illegal activities.
People are fucking stupid
Sell some of your stuff. Pawn shop won't give you very much, but it's better than nothing.
Could go online and find some odd jobs on Craigslist or your local equivalent. Mow grass, clean gutters, pet walking, pet sitting, baby sitting, that kind of shit.
Keep in mind, your job might start in two weeks, but you probably won't get paid for another few weeks after that.
This is an underrated response.
Just go to an agency they'll get you a job in a few days and it's usually weekly pay
you can get like 30 off of this and do it twice within those 2 weeks quick $60 which is better than nothing