I am trying to sell my mom, anyone interested?

I am trying to sell my mom, anyone interested?

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this is your mom, how old are you 14?

18 ;)

>wanting to get money for your mom
>baiting the negros with waltermelons
make a decision for your target audience Yea Forumsro

Let's see the nudes, otherwise I'm not buying.

but she's allready presenting her melons

>sell
Nobody is gonna give you any money you little retard.

Nobody is going to give you money if you act like a faggot.

ill give you five bucks. when can i pick her up?

Op here, i didn't say that

Damn, I'd spend some money to grope dem titties. Post more of her plz

Quadruple that amount

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Does she cook, clean, eat m/f asshole, wash/fold clothes? If so I'd pay a decent amount for her. Also, she needs to keep her opinions to herself.

Fuck this OP i have picks from her if you want, anyway OP is a massive faggot

Personally i find that women when they don't talk too much are always plotting something

I'd pay a decent amount and pay for her flight to FL.

She can put melon in my mouth and ass, I will pay the melon.

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$20? Okay deal

I'm ok with that. Keeps me on my toes. I don't expect these things from my wife. I think it's cute when she tries to outwit me. Sometimes she gets close and it makes me laugh. I just need the bitch in the OP to handle boring house work.

I'll give you $25, only if she'll be my mommy gf

Nice jugs on that milf. How's her ass OP...got a shot?

Tits or no deal

I don't know how you keep up with that, i would soon turn paranoid, and one day i returned home and found my gf talking with 2 of her friends about something, the moment i stepped in thought though they immediately stopped looked at me and smilled, i spent the rest are they day thinking of different scenarios about what they were saying

I'll give you $50 but you also have to pretend to be my kid.

>Watermelon

She's setting up bait for bbc

I will give you $2000 if I can fuck and you watch

this guy's $2k plus 3 large pizzas. Let's make this happen

Might be just me and you and some fucken pizza

$2500 Pizza and Cake & ice cream

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Things might get weird of the mom doesn't show up

Is that her?
I bid 100 quatloos.

More pics, for research purposes and does that include delivery?

At least we'll have stories for the "Gayest thing you've done" threads

>Nigga stole my mom!
No what are doing.

I am not a courier man

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Well the price should include delivery.
Hot pic, do you want step bros and sisters?

Gayest thing ever done to OP. We're going to rip him apart

illeana?

No, it's in fun on a Sunday.

I need to see her legs and feet

>we

more of those tits, then we'll talk

we're committed. bring your A game

can i make a testdrive on her before buying?

you're not worthy

That's a good question OP.
More pics are necessary, how about some butt pics? One can't to commit to a hot chick without being able to inspect the goods.

300 quatloos, that's some decent quatloos!

What do you mean like I get to rape and torture and murder your mom? I'd buy her if I could afford it... 15k?

why would you murder her? that would seem like a waste

how much for the watermelon instead

It's money well spent. I'd snuff rape the soul out of her, and I'd screw her corpse for a few days before I dispose of her.

I would've added to the last watermelon thread, maybe next time.

What's the dealio with that baby bear looking thing on top of her head?

how about this,how much for 1 night.and i get to shove the watermelon on my cock and fuck her tits with it

If she’s your mom post her panties

'bout tree fiddy

you don't know that . you seem scared

yeah, maybe