what are your three wishes?
What are your three wishes?
Christopher Gonzalez
Elijah Lopez
a pair of horns
Eli Clark
You grow a pair of horns on the head of your dick
I wish for immortality
Dominic Edwards
>become cute girl
>some ridiculously large amount of money
>regress body age to like 16
Lincoln Martin
i wish genie has a always lubed, tight butthole
i wish genie can't move ever again
i wish my boner is permanent
Kayden Ortiz
faggot
Ethan Clark
1. World peace, everything to be united as 1 power that is ruled by all in some way.
2.Infinite resources across the planet
3.For every human to either be killed, leaving all other life on earth. Or to make an exact copy of our solar system somewhere else in the galaxy for all humans to exist in, to fuck up instead. Leaving this planet without humans to exist peacefully.
Evan Hughes
all time stops for you and you exist, forever, in a state of stasis
Xavier Lewis
You suffer from crippling depression and cant kill yourself.
I wish for a tuggy from shania twain
Eli Adams
You're immortal but still age.
I wish for a fun sized Snickers
Adrian Brown
Yea Forums disappears and never returns.
All pedos lose their cock&balls
I can stop being angry.
Noah Turner
so you want peace and resources but then remove the only things that would enjoy it
how dumb are you?
Grayson Hall
>Infinite resources
Easton Parker
1. The world is united under a cruel dictatorship, a-la Equilibrium. There is peace, but there is no freedom of expression, love, and no joy.
2. Infinite resources means no one wants for anything. There is no ambition, no drive to live, nothing to hope for, everyone becomes depressed.
3. Since you've already got peace on earth and infinite resources, the latter of those final options is realised. As infinitum. Humanity duplicates itself, slowly filling the universe with infinite misery, depression, and indifference.
Jaxon Taylor
i would go for omnipotence but i guess genie can't do this so i wish for
immortality
omniscient
mindcontrol that works on every living creature in the universe, intelligent or not. this includes everything from viruses to complex life forms
Ethan Wilson
reincarnated as a cute girl to a rich family but born severely retarded
Kayden Smith
¤chan disappeard and all the degenerate uses of it, migrate over to facebook, where, in a surprise turn of event, they are welcomed with open arms.
All pedophiles lose their cocks and balls but now become massively aggressive towards molesting children, as they have no other way to sexually satisfy themselves.
You are taught how to not be angry but it's still up to you to follow what you've been taught.
Thomas Martinez
I wish summer edgelords would fuck off already.
Here's your (you), faggot.
Mason Ramirez
Immortality granted though you still age.
You now know all there was, is and will be. You are now aware of all the pain, misery and suffering that you and every living organism in the universe has gone through, go through and will go through.
Invalid. Vira, bacteria etc. do not have minds.
Brody Harris
Granted
Granted
Granted but the amount of blood being directed to your eternal boner puts you into a coma due to brain not receiving enough blood to function properly.
Brody Wood
All jews turn into rats. All mudslimes turn into owls. $500B. easy.
Gavin Adams
have fun with being perpetually hunted by rats, owls, and the fbi
Jonathan Martinez
m.youtube.com
First would be for you to stop posting, OP.
Noah Thompson
1. omniscient slave AI that do excactly what i want
2. machine that can create unlimited supply of every element in the universe out of nothing
3. nothing in the universe wants to harm me or my AI ever
lets see how you spin this faggot OP, but remember my 3rd wish.
Kevin Campbell
I wish for Allana to be my girlfriend.
And a couple of other things as well, I guess.
Henry Taylor
genie understands euphemisms
you now have fun sized "snickers"
Carson Lopez
1. I wish everyone was straight and white.
2. What else could you need.
3. " "
Ethan Green
allana becomes your biological girlfriend, losing what made her special to you in the first place
Jonathan Fisher
Null and void any wishes made on this thread
Void any wish trying to counter my three wishes
Void any wish previously spoken on this thread
Jeremiah Parker
>Granted but the amount of blood being directed to your eternal boner puts you into a coma due to brain not receiving enough blood to function properly.
you know that the body would just start to produce more blood?
Cooper Bailey
You ever get bored with creative mode in minecraft? That's what your life is now.
Matthew Rivera
the AI is omniscient, not i am. there is still lots of things to learn for me once the AI transferred my mind into a nice, indestructable robot body. i would also take control over mankind and start 40k like space exploration. mankind would be my little ant colonie. you can suck my dick OP.
David Wilson
>To permanently have and master the powers of True Illusion and Self-Subatomic Manipulation
>powerlisting.wikia.com
>powerlisting.wikia.com
>For America's debts to be paid off
>To free the genie if applicable
Brandon Howard
As long as nothing wants to harm you or your ai, but everything is still cool with destroying stuff that you reign over or own. Then I guess that would be enough conflict to keep you entertained. Sort of like an RTS with cheats enabled. Would keep you entertained for at least a couple 1000 years.
Dylan Nguyen
>born severely retarded
two times in a row?