lets get a good old quality YLYL going
Lets get a good old quality YLYL going
>good old quality
>good quality
potato quality
da fuk)
Barron Trump is retarded. Didn't you know that?
How can someone draw so good and still be so fucking stupid
I was expecting "nothing else matters"
That would be great if it actually worked.
I have literally no way of knowing which image this refers to.
96 quite bitter beings
what a dumb slut
I dont get it
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Wtf is Yea Forums you reddditfag boomer kike
The person couldn't identify a bay leaf
Because of the unfimilarity of the young white anglo-saxon protestant population of the United States of America with Bay leaves and their use as spices many of them have complained online from its presence in their meals served in chipotle. The statement on the top refers to the history of European colonialism in the Indian ocean when white europeans sometimes fought wars to aquire rare(in Europe) spices and at times slaughered small populations living on islands they wanted to use as naval bases. The joke, of course, is that despite the fact their ancestors were willing to kill others for spices those young people don't know about this certain spice, although the Bay leaf has been used in Europe for millenias before the colonial period.
You are supposed to take out the bay leaves when cooking is finished. Bitch nigga thinks the OP has no idea what it is...
What is this and who is that?
Lolol
Enjoy this everyone
no fuck off
It's a bay leaf, a spice. When used in cooking, they are generally kept whole and will sometimes end up in the final product. These people think it's a random leaf from a tree.
Lucky bastard lmao
>millenias
Millenia is the plural of millenium.
No 's'.
lol
Looks like he downed the plane :D
>6 bankruptcies
That's six of his businesses, out of hundreds of businesses, not the man himself filing bankruptcy. His success-to-bankruptcy rate is something like 97% when starting new businesses.
>stolen and occupied
Does he mean conquered?
Nice mental gymnastics there cuckservative. Go back to having sex with your dad Cletus.
thanks user.
i feel like most of the people here don't understand what a bankruptcy is
Yes and it is a tragedy. In addition to the reparations given to African Americans, all white citizens must pay reparations for the Native American people. This is a major issue that must be addressed.
Watching white people have fun is cringey.
One of the reasons I wouldn't want to move to usa. Why should my money go towards reparations to the descendants of people that were wronged by people neither I nor my ancestors had anything to do with?
Makes no fucking sense.
my mother and her mother and I would be horrified of we served someone the Bay leaf. You take that shit out before you serve, you weren't raised on a farm
No. Conquered peoples get nothing. What we’ve done to them post-conquering is pure evil though. We shackled them to a government welfare system that allows no upward mobility and holds them captive on “reservations” where they neither own their own lands nor have enough money or employment to ever escape. Then we tell them they’re “sovereign”. It’s the biggest fuck you ever given to anyone anywhere.
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
This.
Doesn't matter what you work with, you're bound to have failures and when you're working with businesses, you're bound to have a couple go under. Doesn't take away the success of all the rest that didn't go under.
>mental gymnastics
Financial gymnastics, actually. The whole purpose for the existence of bankruptcy proceedings is so that entrepreneurs and investors don't lose everything they own if a business fails. There is such a thing as personal bankruptcy, but Trump has never filed for that.
Hot sauce powered turbo shits.
>being this delusional
Go back to pol fucking idiot. You should be ashamed to be alive.
Best one!
WRONG dont just spew nonsense if you dont know what you're talking about
Can you cunts stop shitting up the thread with your armchair politics and at at least try to contribute something relevant?
Why can't we have a decent YLYL without posting some dumb trump shit?
HOT
She didnt. She won the popular vote by MILLIONS this is exactly why the undemocratic electoral college must be abolished. Cope harder retard
Except...she did lose.
Cope.
>gender dysphoria
>better put you on ritalin
now how exactly is that going to help anything you fucking jew nigger
Yeah I guess she lost if you're stupid and dont understand Democracy
This.
I guess we don’t live in a democracy then, because she lost.
>Anonymous
This is not a reddit maymay museum thread
Lost
Hi summerfag.
Yes, I agree. Trump is a nigger.
The USA is a Republic
They American, and so are you, hence why you don't get it.
Damn, GOP getting BTFO in this thread.
Carlos!
meanwhile, it seems that only white people know that you can sprinkle bay leaves around to keep cockroaches out of your house. Any fucker who says "white people can't handle spices" has never spoken to one of Mediterranean descent. Their only response to a good alcatra is to drown their shit in tobasco. Nigga please.
Muh democracy
My god he ran a casino into the ground and failed to sell steaks to Amerifats. How do you even fucking do that????
And here I was thinking this was another "Whoities stoopid" joke.
Europoor detected. Ahmed's semen must be great, always asking for more refugees.
Dub-dubs for great truth. How the fuck you kill a casino? People basically just show up and hand money to you. The house ALWAYS wins and you set/know the odds ahead of time. You have to be a colossal dumbass to fail at a casino holy shit. He's even more of a tard than Barron.
Amerifat detected. Enjoy your creationism in schools, shitty expensive health care, and crippling student loans, fatso. Oh, and the 'beetus. Enjoy the 'beetus you fat mong.
Live 15 mins from his former casinos.
The only people around here who like trump are the south jersey hillbilly’s
Anyone who actually worked for him or one of his company’s can’t stand him.
how many successful casinos have you ran
Personally? 7
We won't mention the population difference between those cities because that would destroy the picture's point. Canada has less crime only because the population is like 35 millions vs 350 millions in the us.
>company’s
MAGAt-like typing detected. Keep white-knighting Donny and maybe he'll sleep with you! LOL.
What would Jesus do? I dunno, get nailed to a stick of wood and cry like a sissy?
I love this one so much
And 3 times 10 is? Wow, you trumptards aren't very good at math either. Are you ever right about anything?
I already knew this one and I still lost
Bu mah trump eez gawd
Detroit has gun control, had a properly funded school system until its democrat leaders decided to gamble it all away for personal gain, universal health care (just don't ID yourself and you can't be billed) with very easy to access drugs, and 18 years of paid parental leave. For what it lacks in proper funding, it more than makes up for in multiculturalism!
MAGAt BTFO
i was just curious. there's no need to start crying
MAGAt uses shitty reasoning.
It's not very effective.
I'll have you know that our very intelligent minds at the UN have decided that Saudi Arabia should head the women's rights commission
Awww, sweetie, just stop trying, mmmkay? How about you go grab yourself a juice box like a big boy and color quietly in the corner for a while, OK? Mommy will make you tendies later.
That's an awful lot of ranting about the true nature of an imaginary friend. Damn fanatics.
Buh...buh....the Democrats did it!
Ive been lurking Yea Forums since 2009. Some of yall were probably born a few years before that.
I can say with some certainty that this is the shittiest ylyl i have ever seen. Not a chuckle was had.
Fuck yall
Next they'll try a "BUT BOTH SIDEZ ARE BAD". Just watch.
Just type Jennifer Lawrence butthole nude it's the first pic on google images.
Cute. I've been here since 2004, fagbag.
...anyone can sleep
no its not and safesearch is turned off
You answered that faggot?
Waste of dubs
Yah. I've seen her butthole, but you can't google it up that fast. They've suppressed those search results.
Don’t tell me what things are
Look who's wasting trips, shitdick.
you responded to that? what a waste of trips
what things are
God, she really is kind of getting ugly as she ages, isn’t she?
by 40 she will have gone full Chloe moretz. The fappening pics will be the remnants.
YOUR MUM HAS PUT SAFETY RESTRICTIONS ON YOUR PC HAHAHA
I got the 800M GET.
Fucking idiot.
And now you are wasting a 69
ive been here since late 04
He don't think it be like it is but it do
use bing for image searches, works much better and isn't filtered like google
>wasting a 38
I’ve been here since before the internet
A 69 is never wasted, unless it's with your mom.
Love this
What a waste of a 3
Yea Forumsrofist
It also has way WAY less niggers.
>use bing
Imma stop you right there.
No.
Friends don't let friends use bing.
Dub-dubs for great truth.
Fewer
Oi lads am tickling mah dinkle who wanna watch?
That's not how you spell /d/.
at least I'm not wasting a 1
These dubs were not wasted, unlike your mother.
0/10.
meh
NO BUT YOU'RE WASTING FUCKING TRIPS YOU CUNT
Detroit. Biggest example of a liberal shitshow ever.
Jennifer Lawrence butthole xxx
>everyone who's not a rabid leftist like me doesn't belong here
>but I do
Please stop. I JUST invested in the salt market and you're tanking prices further.
I like how they basically admit it's a military and cultural invasion.
HOLY SHIT
Holy shit, this crappy ylyl/minipol becam a dubs thread.
How cute. It’s like grandma got on Yea Forums and used a joke that she heard on friends in 1997.
she is a socialist democrat.
Wrong. Solid 8/10, newfriend.
I chenged mah mind am got a shy pp
Detroit. 85% black. Windsor 5% black.
Beat em' to submission then
0/10
ritalin is a common treatment for autism, and I've never met a so-called 'gender dysphoric' who wasn't autistic
What's the population of Somalia? What's it's murder rate? What's the gun control like? The health care? Your argument is nothing more than apologist bullshit and anyone can see that, yes, those things *would* work to reduce the crime rate, raise the tax base, etc.
Check my dubs fags
It's funny how google has brainwashed people. Try comparing search results on each. Go ahead, type jennifer lawrence butthole into each and tell me what you get.
Am scurred, it will hurt muh pp. nobody gonna want mah burger shaped pp
check these repeating digits
Google is shit tier. DuckDuckGo god tier.
>snake
topmost kek
Well I'll be damned. There's Jennifer Lawrence's butthole.
>Brainwashed
vs
>Tried to protect the privacy of someone who was the victim of hacking
Don't get me wrong, I hate google, but I'm gonna need a better example before I'll agree they're brainwashing people by omitting some results.
Now compare only the two cities, and only look at their black population.
Not on topic but you do realize that 100% of crimes in Somalia are done by blacks?
Check my singles
nice
if she didn't want people to see them she shouldn't have taken them - there are countless instances of google manipulating search results other than just this
google images shows nothing, bing images has every pic you could want to see
Jesus, who let professor Tryhard in? This is what you get when grandma tries to meme. Lolcat speak in 2019.
You think that's impressive? check my first 2 digits, its an 80
Above is probably some politician.
Under that is a couple of pictures of a scene from Terminator 2.
>firmly demands disarmament
Effectively gets nothing.
Thank god we don't have a democracy but rather a constitutional republic. Popular vote means nothing. Everyone knows the rules of the game you're just pissed you lost.
hmmm
and just like that ylyl turns into pol because of some salty hillaryfags
About seven letters down you'll see a P. This adds both pots and pans as genders.
On top of that, it is
checked
>911 hijackers
top kek
"is this lettuce or just a leaf you found outside"
"found a leaf in my burrito bowl"
"actual leaf in my chipotle"
Ye they totally recognize those as bay leaves. Anyone who knows what a bay leaf is would just take it out without complaining.
Check my 803 and the dub 4s in mine nigga
pure coincidence
>"/ B /"
That first part is bullshit and you know it. Idk if you're an incel or just ulta religious but it's 2019 and boys and girls send private photos to eachother, people they trust. If they trust the wrong person then maybe you can blame them for making a mistake but if the trust wasn't broken and the images were stolen then you can't with any conviction. Imaging you make a nice big plate of spaghetti and put it on the table, then I break into your house and eat it and say to you "If you didn't want someone to eat it then you shouldn't have made it" does that make sense to you?
UwU
Fuck off
Aww. Poor snowflake upset over liberals
Poor snowflake
Who the actual fuck is Googling immigration into israel lol the only people that want to go there are living outside the walls, and they don't have internet.
why the fuck did you stay
Weak and predictable
Still no proof the asshole pictures are her
When will Yea Forums duff this man up and throw a brick through his window?
I have no idea what is going on in this thread. Who is the orange man?
This is a rare picture of Ray Pist.
Shut up jennifer you slut we know its you
Go duff yourself
300mg of ritalin? Wtf this unironically makes me wanna be a transfag too
Holy shit it's 2019 and people still don't know how to google shit kys
that's infuriating
I hope you get cancer, you absolute cunt.
What kind of retard would side with a literal fascist dictator just to spite a guy they hate for no reason? Fucking hell it baffles me.
>samefagging this hard
Did she rub period blood on herself?
Pity the popular vote is irrelevant, kiddo.
Jokes on you, I legit already have cancer. I'll be at peace soon enough while you'll still be raging everytime you find yourself wrong and looking a bit silly online.
I wanna know where these crackers live so I can move there. Probably has a super low crime rate.
The only difference is niggers
Where is PG-13? Also X is no longer a rating used by the MPAA - they stopped using it in the early 90's in favor of NC-17 as X became linked to XXX porn
White people are a plaque.
God I fucking love this one. I wanna fucking fuck the hell out of grandma and her big titties
gamers will rise up August 2019
Isn't Chuck Taylor that guy who got his song stolen by Marty McFly?
Fucking hypocrites
>try for a fifth.
Its really not hard to make more money than women. They pick really stupid careers most the time
dude I want a juice box
How is it hypocritical to call out someone who is lying? Conservatives didn't make it about race, Kamala did and then they corrected her.
Yeah but you can usually just brush that away.
>haha butthole XD
Trumpcucks sure are scraping the bottom of the barrel with thier comebacks, aren't they?
beispsp
How many niggers they got in Canada?
triggered
Well, that didn't happen. Embarrassing for you.
she truly is a national living treasure
I'm not upset, but if you notice kudzu and bamboo growing around the inner city, I didn't do it. I'm just happy to see them return to their natural habitat. Lots of shootings when the jungle is made of concrete.
Not many, and our niggers are mostly tamed and well-behaved (I think the cold makes them slow and sluggish). The ones in America are wild and feral.
/this