Alright Yea Forums

Alright Yea Forums
This is a thread for all the incels, losers, and ugly retards struggling to get women. I am a woman and will answer questions asking for advice on how to get the girl and to keep her.

I am taken, not a cheater, and am not interested in any of you, so you have been warned that I will not be responding to any questions obviously hitting on me or asking me sexual questions.

I am here today giving genuine advice as one of the very very few women who actually has a brain in her skull.

Time for self improvement, hard work, and genuine conversations. Let's get Yea Forums some girls!

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>femanon here

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tits or gtfo

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So anyone here actually want advice?

Kind of you to offer.
But no.

>one of the very very few women who actually has a brain in her skull.

Well few who are retarded think they are retarded.

I don't get it. Don't you all want to stop being losers and virgins?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

does GHB really work on women?

idk man, that many posts without tits and a timestamp makes me think you dont know the rules homie

How can I put my cock in my own anus?

No idea as I've never had that experience, but I'm assuming it does due to its popularity lol

What's the best way to approach a girl? I met a girl I hadn't seen in years a few days ago but couldn't stay long to talk, what way should I approach her next time I see her? Thanks!

Btw I am not really struggling or bothered or ugly, it's just not my strong suit and advice would help.

Fuck off, dyke.

ok next question, what would be the best way to slip it into your drink?

okay how do I go about sliding in a girls dms

Cut it off and use it like a dildo

I am neither a virgin or a loser.
Although my being on Yea Forums could be considered proof otherwise. But honestly again this being Yea Forums?
The odds of you actually being female are slim.
And more likely your advice will be for the lulz and will do great harm.

If you're shit at slight of hand I'd recommend waiting until she's distracted like going to the bathroom or something. If not that then maybe distract her with something like a funny video on your phone. Just get her attention away.

Okay then leave ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Oh I was being nice.
Now that has ended.

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I'd recommend appealing to her sense of humor. Women love a dude who can make her laugh. entertain her as a friend.

Make sure she likes you. Same to the user above I just gave advice to, making her laugh and becoming her friend beforehand. Never rush it. If she doesn't like you then you're just going to come off as creepy. On the internet we girls have to deal with a LOT of guys trying to get with us, hit on us, slide into our dms, and we usually don't like it because it's just so goddamn annoying after a while. Make her like you by appealing to whatever makes her tick. Sense of humor, similar interests, caring about her, etc.

fuck off cringefag

What a flat ass. You guys really are desperate

I think that's the point.

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Alright, who's next?

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I don't understand why people like scat T_T

>manlet
>skinhead

Im nice and /fit/ will i still make it?

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Would be nice if that were true, then I wouldn't constantly be getting hit on by literally every guy I meet online or in real life. I wish that post were true. Glad you guys agree you aren't interested in me, the feeling is mutual. Now let's get back to giving advice!

How short? If you have a decent personality and are fit, you have a chance.

beat me to it

nobody wants a serious relation ship with you, whore
tits or gtfo

wrong, you're fucked, glhf

Yeah nobody except my bf

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Omfg. Some fake woman trying to pretend to be an actual woman while simultaneously not only insulting other women but advising on how best to drug people's drinks.

Nice try. Failure, but you tried.

Low self-esteem fag here. Not really good looking, probably a 5/10 or 6/10. Get nervous as fuck when I talk to a female. Even though I don't think I have a chance, what do you think OP?

I wasn't rejected by many girls because I hardly ever did that whole "confession" thing. Maybe asking a girl to a dance once could've counted as that, but now I just sort of evaluate interactions I have with different girls in retrospect. My questions are: Has the conventional "confession" ever worked for anyone, and is it possible to overthink my retrospective analysis after conversations I've had with women (meaning I could conclude she's not interested in me before the answer becomes clear enough)?

Kek what do you know about getting a women?? You ain't got no game. You've never had to approach a women and talk your way into her pants. Nobody should take advice from a female on how to get a female.. also tits or gtfo.

Learn Magic tricks and slip it in while you're doing a lame easy trick.

Are traps gay?

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Okay, ill bite the bait. Im 31 and never been in a relationship with any woman / girl. Idk, never hit me to have a girlfriend but now i want a (real) girl to be my lover partner and ofc sex. Suggestions?

This is why you'll never get a girl.

I think you should work on your confidence. Best advice I've seen on that actually came from Yea Forums, and it was:
Even if you aren't confident, pretend you are. Nobody can tell the difference. Work on your self esteem and confidence. Even if you're terrified to talk to her, act like it's no big deal. Women don't know it, but they love guys who play hard to get. Now as for keeping a girl once you have her, you should treat her like royalty once you have her. Play hard to get until she's yours, and then treat her like a queen. Women may not know it, but that's what they want.

I think when it comes to figuring out if a woman likes you, you should take things slow. It starts with friendship, then flirting, maybe touching. If you're scared to cross that boundary of a full on confession, take the steps little by little and if she's showing signs of not liking it, you should back off. It either means she isn't comfortable yet, or isn't interested.

I'm bi. But even if I wasn't, I'm a woman and I know what women like. This is why you'll never get a woman. I can tell just from that comment that you're a retarded nigger. Try again.

Agreed, great advice.

Yes.

Tits or gtfo. If you don't know that rule by now get off of Yea Forums.

Do you know any girls that call unattractive guys creepy for no reason other than the fact that they are unattractive?

Will I ever get married?

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Well I'm assuming if you've literally never had a partner that you're either obese, have an unbearable personality, or both. There's a general piece of advice that I'll give to you since I don't know much about your situation, but it goes like this:
1. Get in shape. Be decently in shape.
2. Hygiene. If you aren't taking care of your hygiene, you'll be disgusting to anyone you meet, let alone girls
3. Keep up your appearance. Get that haircut, trim your beard, whatever it takes.
4. Learn charisma. Take care of the woman you're after. If you aren't interesting, get a hobby, go have some experiences and become interesting. For anyone looking for how to up their attractiveness, I recommend the youtuber charisma on command. He makes really great stuff that I think could benefit anyone here, including myself, someone who is interesting, attractive, and confident already.

You have to work for relationships. Work on making yourself someone worth being with and you'll have a shot.

No because I don't usually hang out with brainless thots. We usually call guys creepy because they're creeping on us and asking for nudes and shit. We do laugh at really unattractive guys for being unattractive though.

Look at the advice I gave to the first person in this post and decide for yourself

Not the roleplaying OP, just a fellow user

being "nice" isn't an attractive trait. It's actually the opposite. If it's your main selling point, I have bad news for you.

> Femanon.

You need to fuck off and die, you privileged piece of shit.

Most, if not all, girls pay a lot of attention on how attractive a dude is, right? I straight up look ugly as hell and once got laughed at by some girls because how ugly my face is. If I can't get a girl, at least tell me how should I cope with people making fun of my looks

Oh come on man, don't say that traps are gay, I'm not gay, i just did it because I wanted to know how it feels to put it in the butt, girls never let me to put it in the butt.

Repeating the same old shit just to get attention. Fucking fake femanon dyke trap. Don't you secretly want to get raped by the next BBC? Why don't you go do that or get back to your shitty camwhore channel.

lmao girls cant say nigger

>Look at the advice I gave to the first person in this post and decide for yourself
No you're supposed to say "maybe someday" with pic related dummy

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You sound like a sassy ass bitch, I don't like you, gtfo my board you dumb whore.

This user is right! Nice guys really do finish last. Like I said before, you have to play hard to get and be charismatic. It's only the point after you've gotten the girl that you need to start being nice and treating her like a princess.

I can't speak for most girls as I value personality over looks, but yes, most girls pay a lot of attention to looks. Those are shallow thots that you probably don't want anyways though. I don't know if it's anything you can change, but I think even the ugliest people can find a way to make themselves attractive. Look at the first piece of advice I gave in this post: And about coping with it if it's truly something you can't change, it may be hard for me to empathize with you as I don't know what it's like, but I know at least in my own experience with bullying, you have to find what you truly like about yourself. I know it can be hard because I've also struggled with physical self esteem, but look at yourself closely and try to find the things you do love about yourself. Even if it isn't true, fake it till you make it. Tell yourself you love yourself until you actually mean it. I know it sounds stupid, but it works.

traps are gay

retarded nigger faggot

You sound like a retarded faggot, I don't like you, gtfo of my advice thread you dirty nigger.

Die you fucking whore.

Your bi?? Anyone apart of that community has a fucked up brain and deserves to die. Fuck off you dumb whore . Your mentall illness is another reason no one should listen to you. Kys.

What is GHB?

Being gay is a mental illness, but trust me I'm not a lefty, a feminist, and I don't associate myself with the LGBT community. I just like girls and guys.

no u

Pussy ass attention seeking dickless fag. Die

date rape drug

This thread went from 0 to 100 real quick. This is why I love Yea Forums

You're lucky you're behind a computer or else I would be showing you your damn place you silly woman

kek

Show us your fucking tits!!!!!!!

Yeah uh... say that to my 6'5 hunk of a bf. Or one of our many knives and guns. :)

>6,5 hulk of a bf

The taller the tree the harder it falls, i spit on the face of death you cunt.

THIS IS NOW A GORE THREAD. POST GORE OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT.

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Alright alright so who's next for advice?

yeah I'm sure you do bud keep dreaming

Die bitch die

Mmm yeah we can mix a gore and advice thread, that's fine with me

>say that to my 6'5 hunk of a bf. Or one of our many knives and guns. :)
Pics or it didn't happen also tits or gtfo

Keep dreaming said the slut fantasizing about having a bf to begin with

Yeah yeah bud keep dreaming

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Except no one needs your shitty advice. BBC loving whore.

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Lmao you got none to say at this point because you're nothing more than an unimaginative stupid woman.

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Sorry the only cock I love is my boyfriend's huge one

Anyways enough dicking around let's get back to advice. Silly silly retards.

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This is you OP, you fake gay trap whore tranny.

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holy shit this thread

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You're nothing but a cumdump. Slut

How do I politely and effectively ask a lady if she would like to hang out or whatever?

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Same fagging

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Well first off you sound like a total white knight just from that sentence. Dooooooon't white knight. Find something that she would like to do and do that thing with her. If she doesn't already like you though, she needs to like you enough to hang out with her. Play hard to get. Like I always say, play hard to get until you have the girl. Once you do, treat her like a princess. Confidence is key.

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Trappppsss

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What does salty coins and milk taste like?

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your mom's ass

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how old is this stupid bitch? 19?
sage this shit

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Bullshit advice.
Real advice:

REDPILL #1 Never ask a fish what type of bait to setup.
REDPILL #2 Your equal will never like you.

This is all we could get, boss.

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Okay or don't get the girl your loss brother

This dude gets it

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Post tits or get the fuck out you fake slag.

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anyone want advice?

me

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Yes, how can we get you to show us your tits?

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You can't, because I'm an extremely loyal woman who doesn't care about the validation of some retarded virgins on Yea Forums

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Then get the fuck out broad.

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I think it's pretty clear no one gives a fuck, so why are you trying? You're not special just because you have a cunt between your legs, nor do you have any unique insight. I know life has taught you otherwise, but here you're just another piece of shit user and that's the way it should stay.

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theres this girl 13 and i want her to be my gf me 19 whats the best to ask her

Women, by nature, are promiscuous.
You're loyal to only the next BBC.

Haha, if you don't give a fuck, why are you trying so hard to get my attention? Sit down and let the big kids talk little buddy.

Now who wants some advice?

Your best bet is don't date a 13 year old

Don't you have anything better to do?
If you genuinely wish to help others then I apologize, but this is Yea Forums I reserve the right to be skeptical.

I don't see how anything you have to say will help. Women themselves don't know what they want, how can you be so confident that your advise will be useful?

We live in a rough social climate, especially in big cities. My father is a huge pimp and he gets pussy like breathing air and even he has told me how rough this new generation is and finds himself unable to give me advise. Feminists, desease, widespread ignorance, virtue signaling, social justice... he tells me when he was growing up and even up to about 10 years ago you didn't have to deal with any of this.

I understand many men don't have any idea what they are doing and end up alone but some like me just don't want to deal with the bullshit.

Lol, I was just giving it to you straight but obviously your superiority complex won't allow you to see the reality of the situation

>OK, KID BUT I'M A /GIRL/

Absolutely pathetic

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TITS or GTFO WHORE

So if you’re out and a guy is chatting you up, what do they say to you to get you to score them?

Tits tits tits tits tits
Your advice is garbage. You have nothing interesting to say. The only thing even remotely important about you is your tits which you refuse to show so I assume you have a cock.

I actually genuinely am here to help out of the goodness of my heart. Anyways, I know most women don't know what they want. Most women are brainless sluts who aren't good for anything more than pregnancy, cooking, and blowjobs. However, as I said in my post, I do believe that I am one of the few who actually has a brain. I have an actual personality that doesn't change with every person that I'm with like most women. I understand that women don't understand what they want, but I'm able to analyze their behaviors in a more rational way, including my own. I agree that with the rise of crazy feminists and sjw's, it is so, so hard to get women. That's why a lot of this advice is to be taken with a grain of salt, as you can just as easily find a woman who wants you to rape her as you'll find a woman who will call you a rapist for getting close to her. Times are rough, and that's why I'm doing my part to help you losers get women the right way. At least the best that I can.

There isn't a magic word or line in particular. Every woman is so drastically different as I've said in the advice above. But I think one thing that works on all women is humor. Figure out what makes her laugh and do it. Humor and confidence. Find what makes her tick. If she seems like a sub, test the waters and act a bit dominant. If she seems like an sjw, turn the fuck around and get the fuck out. Read and respond.

I’ve had plenty of relationships but none that have stuck.

I need a haircut but I’ve honestly never had a good haircut in my life. Help.

>I am here today giving genuine advice as one of the very very few women who actually has a brain in her skull.

Aw how cute, you think you’re special.

Hun, I used to try to make threads like ten years ago. They aren’t interested. They just troll, demand tits, doubt your gender, or ask dumb shit to bait you. Good on you for the effort, and good luck.

Clearly lol. Just don't respond to them and focus on the actual people asking. It's not hard to ignore people.

Ugh what kind of loser needs date rape drugs

Fucking show tits you Slag.

People who can't get that pussss

The only reason she made this thread is validation. How is that not obvious to you? If she really wanted to dole out advice she wouldn't have led with "HURR I'MA GURL"

I don’t need any advice, but thanks for taking the time to try and help some faggots out
>inb4 whiteknighting
Cheers

what’s the easiest way to a threesome w/o paying for it? there’s a sex lounge I know of that would facilitate this. it’s just a matter of finding two women down for it at the same time. thanks

Sage

I would recommend tinder sluts, otherwise it's a looong road finding two willing women.

What do if I find myself stuck in a miserable dead bedroom even though I don’t want to dump my long term gf? How can I get her to fuck like she used to live doing?

>This is why you'll never get a girl

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I have I really chill and monotone type of voice. I do try to speak loud but a lot of times people and girls don’t catch what I say. I have confidence and can go up to talk to people it’s just I have a really quiet voice. Do girls notice that type of shit at all?

Hey oldfem, lets get married and fap to b together!? 37 here

I'll be honest, I don't know what to tell you about that. I'm sorry friend.

Yes, there are different girls for all types of personalities. I see nothing wrong with what you've described assuming it's true.

tits or gtfo

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What do you think of guys with pointy fingers?

All fingers point what do you mean

'Here's how to piss off a feminist: yell "hey, which one of you cute little cupcakes wants to come home with me, cook me a nice meal, and give me a blowjob?"' - George Carlin

No, like guys with fingernails that are still pointy after they're clipped?

uhh I'm still not sure what you mean but guys with nice nails are fine. I think you mean feminine nails, not pointy ones? Those are fine to me anyways

hell yeah

Wait women exist

no tits and a timestamp and this thread has STILL been up for over 2 hours

SAGE

Probs cause I give good advice LOSER

Is a good idea to be blunt and direct?

Fuck, dude... my mind is blown.

I think with some women it is a fantastic idea. Be what you want to attract. I think by being blunt and direct, you will weed out the women you don't want, and attract the ones you do. I think generally though, women (anyone really) hate to be led on. So yes, be direct.

Why are you women so fucking stupid when it comes to science? Like, I explain to this girl what breasts actually are and she stares like I got a second head.

Idk, honestly I think there's something that makes women mentally inferior to men. Maybe its our hormones? Like have you SEEN females in professional gaming leagues? They're a goddamn joke.

I have yet to meet one whose blood doesn't go to vulva or breasts first then brain second.

Yeah they're not very common. Women's "personalities" are generally just a reflection of whatever man they're with who is influencing them.

Serious question, my roadblock is not having opportunity to flirt. How to make those?

If you were a girl on here with half a brain, you'd have posted your tits already. With the lack of tits and your excuse being "ME HAVE BOIFWIEND" you're obviously not going to be taken seriously and anyone asking you for advice is a faggot who is driven by his dick only. Want some genuine questions and not just shitposts? Write a timestamp and take your god damn shirt off, it isn't rocket science. Learn the fucking rules, you summerfag.

sage this shitty thread.

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Thanks! Also, i have some female friends but i don't know which one to try out first, should i try with the shyest girl or the one that i am more comfortable to hang out with? (both are decent looking and nice people overall)

Check these sweet ass clear trips, niggers.

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I think anytime hanging out together is an opportunity, once you've gotten to know her well enough. Just test the waters and see if she responds.

Sorry no matter what you try you aren't seeing my tits retard

I think whichever one responds best to you and you like the most is probably the one you should go for

>you aren't seeing my tits
how fucking new to the internet are you, do I need to teach you how this shit works, brainlet?

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imagine needing someone else to protect you and fight your battles lul

Yeah laugh all you want bud but you arent seeing my tits. Sorry nigger, I'm not your typical retarded woman who seeks the validation of anyone and everyone she comes in contact with.

Well yeah, I'm a woman, duh. I can fight deeecent, but I'd rather just have my strong tall handsome hunk of a boyfriend fight for me since he easily can.

The problem is that I don't have anyone to hang out with

Bobs or gtfo

Then your roadblock isn't flirting, it's finding women! What kind of women are you looking to find ideally?

>I'm not your typical retarded woman who seeks the validation of anyone and everyone she comes in contact with.
>starts this fucking thread
does my anorexic tranny ass need to teach you how the Rules of the Internet works? wouldn't that be embarrassing.

>Sorry no matter what you try you aren't seeing my tits retard
Then prove you're a girl. Timestamp your hand or your hair or something so we know you're not just another guy behind a computer
>Inb4 "Just believe me lol"
That's not really proof, now is it?

Try your best, I'd love to laugh seeing another retard fail to control me.
Your retardation is my entertainment. So entertain me little faggot.

I don't know, anything goes, I guess

I never said to believe me. I said I don't care if you believe me or not. So go somewhere else, I'm not budging little boy.

Alrighty, well then I'd recommend anything from Discord to coffee shops to bars to clubs to Tinder. If anything goes, then be prepared for a lot of horseshit women. Try to look somewhere where women are likely to have a common interest, for example, you want to find a woman online who's into CSGO? Try talking to a woman in a CSGO discord server. You want a woman irl who likes books or maybe is a hipster? Try striking up convos in a coffee shop or library about a common interest. Though when you ask for anything, be warned that you'll get anything. Once you've found a way to successfully start a conversation, make it interesting and if she seems interested, get her number. Talk more as friends and slowly shift into flirting. If she's receptive, continue. If not, back off. She's either uncomfortable or doesn't like you.

How could i get to 1st base

how do i ask out a very shy girl?

she's in my class, and tbh, if i wasn't so social, and if i didn't go talk to her at the beginin of the year, idk if she would had friends.

she's, so, in a group of friends where i'm in btw

i've already tryied cinema, but doesn't seem excited about

it happend that sometimes, girls are very tactile and nice to me, and other time, are just "oh, you're here?"

(sorry, french fag here, baguette, omelette du fromage...)

Sucks you don't understand the rules of the internet, but whatever. This isn't your thread anymore, it's mine. Even though I'm a toothpick tiny titty tranny faggot, I understand Rule 31 unlike your half-baked BBC-loving ass. So depressing that a faggot has to teach you, a regular girl; the rules.

On that note, ask a faggot MtF whatever you'd like.

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This is going to be repetitive, and you can reference a lot of the other advice I've given, but you take it slow. Conversation to flirting, to touching to kissing. In each of these steps you test the waters to see if she's receptive, and if she isn't, you back off. She's either uncomfortable or doesn't like you. If she does receive it well, you continue with confidence. Girls love confidence.

If she seems to like you enough, try growing a closer friendship with her. Make her laugh and figure out her interests. Once you've figured out what she likes, think of an activity you guys can do that SHE would want to do. Make it about her. Confidence is key!

Did you chop your dick off yet? Do you plan on chopping your dick off? Do you consider yourself mentally ill? Are you attracted to women?

Dick has not been severed, however I plan to sever it within the next month. Waiting on that referral.

While I cannot say being transsexual is in itself a mental illness and rather a disease, the mental illness of Gender Dysphoria is required to be a transsexual so yes, I consider myself mentally ill and wish I never had this illness in the first place. I know chromosomes exist, but I just feel better being a gril and I need tits and a pussy to feel normal.

I'm bisexual and love women as much as I love men, if not just a little more than men.

Do you pass as a female?
Are you going to be okay with losing your penis? Isn't that one of the reasons why trannies kill themselves?
When did you realize that you were unhappy with being a male?
Are you on hormone treatment? If so when did you start?

>implying she is femanon
>does not know the drill
tits and stamp bitch or gtfo

First off, those are some sick dubs, user.

I'd like to believe I do with the way my body is shaped and how I dress, but it is always a constant fear of genuine transsexuals that we don't pass; symptom of Gender Dysphoria.

I'm more than happy having SRS, I can't stand having a penis and I can only cum from jerking off if I can't see it.

A lot of "transsexuals" off themselves because leftist shills gaslight weak men into believing they're one of us, but the psychology goes much deeper than that. I feel more psychological evaluation is needed for trans cases as to prevent these suicides. I'd reckon 90% of "transsexuals" are fakes. You're only like me if you've had trans feelings at ages too young to understand gender, such as myself having crossdressed as young as toddler age.

I realized as a very young child just entering Kindergarten that I did not feel the same way the other boys did about myself. I tried to imitate them to then notice how wrong it felt, as if I wasn't being myself. I started indulging in crossdressing more from 10 - 14 until I learned I was a transsexual.

I'm on HRT and have been so for quite some time albeit with slow results, actually have to get my scrip refilled soon. I'm 21 now, and I started my transition at the age of 20. Glad that surgery is available to me even only after a year of HRT treatment, my GP and Psychiatrist are amazing folks, bless their hearts.

Good job retards, you killed the thread. Glad you got what you wanted.

There's nothing more to be said, OP just gives generic advice that anyone can give.

Not our fault, it's OP's fault for being a dumbfuck and not reading Rules 30 and 31. Did you really expect this thread to go anywhere?

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ill take some

advice that is

What's the question

just ask anything at this point, I'm tired and I'll answer questions that I'd like to answer

No point in asking OP, user. The advice is shit as you can see previously in this thread. Why not go find a good thread where OP actually delivers?

If you don't care about whether we believe whether you're a female or not, then why'd you mention that you were a female if you're not going to prove it?

>gives actual advice as a woman who knows what women want

>advice is shit

welp I think I understand why I shouldn't try to help retards. Lesson learned. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

anyways Q&A, I'll respond if I like the question enough to.

Because I figured you guys might want advice about females from an actual female. If you guys don't believe me then just leave. I don't care if you believe me or not lol. Just wanted to do a genuinely nice thing for you all.

>I think op might be a actual girl.

Is playing minecraft all day and not showering for 15 days while having a hitlist stabbed into the wall and a swastika tatooed on me hurting my chaces?

>the advice is lackluster
>doesn't understand tits or GTFO
>shown up by a fucking tranny
I think OP lost his iPod.

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Is it worth it? I have never been in a relationship, but I have never really tried to get in one. I have worked with women without problems, but I have never had a female friend. I don't even know how I should talk to them to tell them I'm interested. It is just that I think that I have never felt being in love with someone. Every now and then I dream of loving relationship, but then my antisocial side takes over and I think of it as a burden...

Yeah yeah I don't know how many times I have to say it, cry about it all you want but you aren't getting any tits except fake tranny ones. I'm actually a respectable woman.

No I think you're doing exactly what you need to be doing keep it up

Where are weemen who are seeking men actually physically or digitally located in considerable numbers?

>I'm actually a respectable woman.
>posts on Yea Forums
Choose one.

Dating apps lol
Clubs and bars

Yeah, for me personally, I get into relationships that are long term, loving, caring, and fulfilling. I'd say its the best goddamn feeling on earth to feel loved. Now I don't want to sit here and act like it's the one path to happiness, because it isn't, but I'd say it's 100% worth the work, time, and effort. Worth more than any hookup by a LANDSLIDE. I'd say grow some balls and confidence, read up on some of the advice I've given to other user's, and when it comes to building charisma and getting better at socialization, I would reccommend checking out charisma on command. (it's a youtube channel, he posts great stuff). but at the end of the day, Practice makes perfect!

Trannyfag from earlier here. My tits are more real than your "femininity". Lurk moar, better yet, I suggest leaving Yea Forums sweetie.

An heroing is also a viable option, have you tried it?

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Does the majority or a minority of women like it rough?

>"I figured you guys might want advice about females from an actual female"
>Doesn't prove that they're a female
>Advice about dating females from a female instead of a man who's dated a lot of them
You didn't think this through, did you?
>"Just wanted to do a genuinely nice thing for you all"
Oh, you're just here so you can feel good about yourself, right?

Idk. You'd have to ask statistics that, no singular person could know that unless they're fucked a literal fuck ton of women.

Really?
That's unfortunate

What's unfortunate lol?

About 40%

huh.

shut up bitch you dont know what you are talking about. WOMEN DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY WANT THIS IS PROVEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN

Well it's just places I don't like but I'll just have to deal with it.

Alright lol. Well good luck friend!

Yes thank you madame or faggot

Well I'm glad this thread is dying. I'm bored of it anyways.