This guy has choked me out with a triangle choke when we used to do jiu jitsu, now he's a full time drag faggot...

This guy has choked me out with a triangle choke when we used to do jiu jitsu, now he's a full time drag faggot. How can I reclaim my manhood?

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Cum inside his asshole

rape

suck his dick

you can't, it's gone. might as well embrace your new life and become a drag queen yourself. no use fighting it

Yeah I've had enough of being near his crotch when he was strangling me thank you very much

Looks like he wouldn’t be any good at wrestling, Learn a nice German suplex where you drop them directly on their head/neck (instead of throwing them onto their stomach like every idiot does) and you’ll be right

you already won if you ain't gay.

Murder him with grenades.

Become the better drag queen faggot.

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It looks like he's done all the work for you being that he's fagged himself out to this level.

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I dunno how good he is at wrestling, but he was better than me at jiu jitsu because he was really flexible and then his legs were ridiculously strong to the point that there was no point trying once he wrapped them around my neck

Do this than say no-homo after. He'll think he's being totally gay, but then you'll make it not gay after. It will be hilarious.

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Fuck him up the asshole.

What better way to assert dominance?

the digits are better than the ass

Not trying to go off-topic here but did his dick ever like rub against your face? Surely it would’ve yeah?

Lol

you belong there you projecting faggot

unironically this

That sounds HOT

Honestly... yeah. Which kinda makes this situation all the worse

>Walk up to him
>"You once choked me out with a triangle choke.."
>He'll be all startled, thinking you're here to kill him.
>"And for me to regain my manhood I need to fuck you up the ass."
>He'll be super relieved and excited, faggots love buttsex.
>go over to his place
>fuck his ass
>manhood regained as well as a new friend!

become a sissy faggot like him and prove your manliness by taking a bigger BBC than he can take

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oy vey

>then as OP let’s his load bust he dominates true vengeance with a surprise triangle chokehold of his own
>whisper into ear
“My honor has been regained again, all at a worthy sacrifice”

Hey that might be a little gay but I can certainly admire your honesty. For real though, him getting a triangle on you isn’t all that bad, that’s what BJJ classes are for anyway ya know? I wouldn’t worry about it man, unless you like.. nibbles on his knob a little or even gave it a little smooch.. than that would be something I think worth discussing. Since he must be into men I just wonder if he found grabbing you a bit of a turn on? Maybe he wanted a little peck on his pecker, I’m no doctor though so idk bro

You must choke him out while you yourself are wearing full drag

Yeah fuck this guy might be onto something here, here him out for sure

Be kind to him and treat him with respect

Well I think it's pretty emasculating that I've been choked out while my head is being crushed into the crotch of the faggiest guy I've ever met tbh

Nah there’s way faggier dudes out their bro. You wanna grab a coffee one time and maybe have a little picnic by the beach? I’ll show you faggy bro and I ain’t even gay. I’ll slap your ass until it’s red and kiss you on the lips just to prove my point and I’m as straight as they cum, trust me.

roll

do not become a faggot

Lol just don't put me in a triangle choke or I'll get PTSD

this.

reroll

I think this is close second for what should be done.

Bruh no way I just wanna link dicks hmu

This is how animals in nature express dominance. I agreed with this.

This sounds like something I could get behind

Imagine the smell