you have to take a shit somewhere in the world, the shit never goes away. you get paid 300 dollars a day for the rest of your life but if someone finds your shit then you instantly die. where do you shit?
You have to take a shit somewhere in the world, the shit never goes away...
on your mom
india
Can I move the shit?
sure
marianas trench
In the sea , and bury it 2-3 meters under the sand
The toilet
In someone’s grave, the chases of that being found are extremely low
>hey this grave looks like it recently got dug up, better not investigate or anything
id just bury the shit like 6 feet down in the middle of nowhere/woods and bury it/plant grass or put leaves and brush over the covered hole.
or just walk deep into sewers and do it there
1. Find abandoned well
2. shit in well
3. pour concrete over well
This is how they're usually sealed anyway, once it dries dump some dirt, leaves branches and shit in it. No one will ever find it.
Another solution drive into the middle of some fucking desert (nevada maybe) 20+ miles from a road. Dig a deep hole, bury shit.
Third but not as good, go out on a boat and sink it. This is less ideal because currents and such can move it around.
I'm pretty sure you're asking for advice on how to bury bodies though OP.
Antarctica huge ass continent with hardly any people there apart from scientists, no one would even be able to find it as it would be covered by snow
>Hey there are graves where not everyone visits everyday better not google it
India
Are people actively looking for the shit? Dig hole, shit in hole, plant tree in hole.
if people were actively looking for the shit then all the answers would become something like "seal it in an iron cube" so no, nobody is actively looking for it
not for him
he asking for a friend
its his friends body
Like looking for a hay in the worlds largest and most disorganized hay stack
Ill shit into someone elses ass so that my shit becomes their shit, and I can't die.
Take a fat dook Into a volcano
In any nigger's work boots. They would never touch them and the smell is masked by the niggers own stink.
in a bucket and then throw the lot in an active volcano
op said the shit never disappears so if volcano erupted then there is chance of someone finding it
in my pocket
if someone comments, or asks, about the smell, I'll just smile at them, secretively
Swallow it every day
This would only be a problem if you live forever most volcanos won't explode for millions of years
In a busy area just so someone can find it
then a cop will pull you over and empty your pockets