OK so basically this spicy Latina will let you pound her asshole as hard as you want for two hours every Saturday night...

Even if you didn't have that requirement, I wouldn't do it. The bitch has a fucking horse face. She's attractive for congress, but that's a very low bar.

the sad thing is with the state of this board i can't tell if this is a joke or not

Yeah, I'll just jerk off to porn and stay true to my beliefs. Thanks for the offer, tho

in forestry, AOC stands for area of concern

I'd smash

a regular facial would have been plenty. The Santa Claus facial is too much.

Kinda already do that with a Catholic latina. Shes very vocal and a total freak in the bedbut totally Disney princess in public. But she only dates Catholics and is super high maintenance. Wtf do I do

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Yea Forums readers/posters wouldn't last more than three minutes so why bring up a imaginary two hours ?

Nothing about this surprises me.

you know you can start going again if you rest a few minutes in between right? Fucking virgins think that once you cum, sex is over. That's not how it works.

>dumb ideas like getting rid of cars
Not even joking, but I do actually think cars are the reason for the weather changes. No, not the CO2 but the wind. Prior to 1900 nothing ever went faster than 50mph for more than a few seconds. Cheetas in sprint, hawks diving at prey, and that one weird south american tree whose seed pods explode. But now we have veritable rivers of cars whipping the air at 70-90mph all day, every day, crisscrossing the entire country. That's a LOT of kinetic energy being added to the weather system but no one seems to be talking about it.

Hard pass on fucking AOC, though.

this is the most retarded theory for global warming i've ever read. Congrats.

(calculate the kinetic energy transfer of a typical car, then compare it to the total energy held within the atmosphere. It's negligible, even with billions of people doing it)

I cannot even.pretend to be a little surprised.

Somebody needs to deepfake AOC on this vid.

Hands down, yes. I would be her soyboy. Her body is so tight and beautiful, I'd suck on her tits like a newborn baby. Just be 100% codependent. She makes me so fucking hard, not even baiting.

you seriously need to get out more.

Deal

Make me.

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The thing to consider is that by supporting her loudly and visibly, you will also pull in a lot of gullible, easily convinced college ass that might otherwise eschew your more logical, intelligent conservative principles. You'd be swimming in hippie tail, and Saturday night is a freebie.

That said, no.

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>dumb ideas like getting rid of cars and replacing every window in the US.

She never said those things. You're making things up, then raging at your own fantasies.

Seek help.

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>global warming
I didn't say global warming, I meant increasingly severe weather.
>compare it to the total energy held
No, add it to the total energy held. Compounded daily, for a century.

I’m not fucking her shithole.

>generic, faceless YouTube rant channel ranting about something no one cares about
>upload to pornhub for extra edgy points/because banned on YouTube
Sorry but if im on pornhub i dont wanna listen to some nasally teenager be opinionated for five to ten minutes. Keep that shit on the cess pool platform that is youtube.

Arent you forgetting somebody?

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Uhh seek help sweaty.

People who try to defend this Ratatouille looking ass nugget should crawl back to their mom's basement and eat Ben and Jerry's ice cream while jerking off to cnn like the brainwashed degenerates they are

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man she is so fcking HOT. pls post more

Couldnt help but notice you didnt refer to "Farting Cows" as an example. Weird.

Only shitter Im creampie in exchange for support of a few political ideologies is pic related. You can keep your crazy liberal soapbox teen who uses teeth.

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anyone finds her hot?

She's not even attractive. Terrible deal.

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man show aoc pls

Lol I support her anyways because she’s way smarter than all of you faggots. Literally, every single one of you cunts are less intelligent, driven and competent than this spicy Latina. Her letting me pound her ass and drop my loads inside is icing on the cake.

Been a sad 10 years

I always see her opponents call her stupid, but everytime i see her do work in congress she's always on point.

Anytime you ask a conservative about what they think, they always say shes inexperienced or stupid but never give a solid explaination why. That or they retort some horseshit from FOX.

They are all over in threads right now. Either a couple of faggots being cute or shill hour at a Manhatten coffehouse.

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>literal pajeet
Yikers

Because they can’t allow her to be smart. She’s a girl, a millienial, and a Latina. It’s like how they can’t accept Obama was an effective competent president. He’s not allowed to be, because they want to call him a nigger.

Join the club

>yikes

says the incel

>literal incel
>mom's basement
>virgin soyboy neet
>shut-in
>cuck
Yasssssss kween. Gibs me doze sweet, sweet buzzwords.

Figuratively or Literally? So rest assured youre gonna get your ass pounded one way or another.

not worth it

2.7/10

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:^)

The Jew part is smart too

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And thats only because for like 1 second I wasnt sure

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It's better than being a lonely incel I guess.

As long as the pussy be tight.

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:^)

Wouldn't fuck this goblina with your dick if Donald Trump paid me.

Jackkarus!

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>sticking your dick in poop while pretending to be retarded.

I don’t have a problem with this. I love AOC and would gladly worship her asshole.

>goblina
what about a jewpacabra?

Sounds like what I have to do with my wife everyday anyways

Clearly you’re a homosexual

I’d tongue-punch her leftist, feminist, liberal fart box until my tongue fell off

Is it wrong that I wish this to be her?

I feel like betraying the God Emperor.

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I'm a liberal leftist, but I don't find her attractive.

What do?

Ill tell you what, before I met my wife I was incomplete. Now Im finished!

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If you think she'll keep up the bedroom freak stuff even after marriage, might as well put a ring on it. If you think not, then just get out now. Or, do our dirtiest bedroom shit now, cross it off your list, then dump her.

Lol. Jewpracabra

just like to stop you and make you try this shit

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stop being retarded aka liberal

:)

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Thank you, sweetie.

You might be retarded

Clearly you’re a fucking virgin. She’s 29 and looks 35 you faggot

So? Lindsay Graham is a lesbian but he looks like a guy.

Sigh. Already did. Its my principles and honesty at stake here. Im pretty much a godless savage but here i am, doing a little song and dance to get inside her. She talking about raising children as Christians now. Ugh. Im essentially lying to her when i say that i would love that.

Don't settle if you don't want to deal with the consequences.

Kinda made my bed already. It would be super fucked up to reveal that im a scumbag liar. First world problems: i lied about remaining catholic just so i can fuck this super hot nympho latina but i got stuck in a relationship because she only fucks in a relationship where theres a real possibility for marriage

>It would be super fucked up to reveal that im a scumbag liar
More fucked up to marry a girl and pretend to be Catholic just to keep access, especially since once you have kids the sex will drop to once a month at best. It's always better to be truthful.

Best kind imo. One night you just go to town on her with a satan mask on. Im talking chains, gags, the works. Even better if at first she doesnt know its you and you pop out the closet. Tell her Diablo must re arrange the guts of a latina with a pure relationship to God. Show no mercy. Shell either be gone by morning or enjoyed it and youll want to keep her.

“user, why don’t you ever creampie me? I’m on the pill, I swear!”

What bad ideas does she have?

Mmmm. Sounds nice only I would prefer she fists my asshole instead.

Good deal

It never ceases to amaze me how terrified of her your conservicucks are. She threatens you so much being a strong beautiful self made woman doesn't it? She is influencial, powerful, sexy, smart, and has the republicucks in her crosshairs. No amount of bullshit propaganda can stop her and there is literally zero dirt on her. She is competent, educated, skilled, and has shown everyone she is a force to be reckoned with. She will be president one day.

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bait but what the hell. just hillary's going to be president, right?

Thinking there's a difference between politicians.

>appeal to authority
But she constantly says stupid shit

Absolutely fucking yes. I'd just make a Twitter account without a profile pic of myself

Like?

>The world is gonna end in 12 years if we don’t address climate change,
-AOC

That's completely true.

It's true she's stupid

She auditioned for the opportunity to run for election when she saw an advert placed by a group run by a guy who backs terrorists. What exactly do you see in her? And why do you endorse the way she’s being taken advantage of by her puppeteers?

She seems fine.

No that if we don't work to stop it in 10 to 12 years it will be irreversible and we are all fucked. Don't you get it moron, THAT INCLUDES YOU

spanish girls have the worst areola and nipples

cars are the fucking devil you fucking fagget
fuck you and fuck your carbon footprint

of course, women were made to be worshipped by men. i would love to.

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same. all men should be pounded in the asshole by a woman.

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My new role as a "man" is to serve all women and be their submissive.

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yes

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It's an incorrect statement. That's the projected tipping point, not when the world ends. Can't you understand basic logic?

Based 176x90 poster

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> AOC does thing
> Right wing pundits read about thing
> Form a bad faith presentation of her policies in order to pander to their audience
> Google Images "AOC funny face"
OMG this craAaAzy liberal wants to ban farting cows and aeroplanes! Can you believe how stupid this policy (I made up) is? These liberals are SoOoOo dumb, it almost makes you forget how woefully insecure you are about the state of your life!
Coming up after this ad break, more manufactured headlines to make you feel better about yourself.

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>These liberals are SoOoOo dumb
This part is right, the rest is you just being an idiot

Effectively that is the end. After that there is nothing we can do. We all die.

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The only people who actually give a fuck about AOC is fox news, They've made her out to be more than she actually is

Start to phase out the charade. Made subtle ques you're becoming more withdrawn. Let that guilt make you more visibly depressed. Eventually she'll ask what's wrong.
And you tell her you're having doubts about the existence of god.
Go through the motions. Visit a preist, whatever, then keep discussing it with her, using all the standard secular arguments.
Hold strong to them, definitively say you no longer believe.
There ya go.