Hello anons, I am deaf. Ask me anything

I think I have a new fetish

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How does is feel to see someone talking to another person while looking at you?

You heard about the deaf fortnite pro player?
Usually I don't care cause fortnite.
But this chick is incredibly good and she's can't fucken hear.

>Do you think it's weird/odd/fucked up that I desire to have sex with cute deaf girls
You'd hear something like groaning or something odd, and no it doesn't.

lmao

>How does is feel to see someone talking to another person while looking at you?
Perks of being deaf, it gives you extra observational like a Raven. Not gonna lie, it's the most reasons why I gotten really good at catching liars.

>Do you know farting makes a noise?
yes, the shit I learned about it at 6. Farted so loud, I woke up my parents in midnight twice in a week.

i worked with a deaf dude for a few years when i was in the military. He was a civilian that worked in one of the warehouses. A good guy but i used to fuck with him by talking to people while covering my mouth with a folder or binder.

¿Ever think about moving to a city with a lot of deaf people?

>deaf fortnite pro player?
Fortnite isn't fun, you should go out trying to score chick without trying to write shits down. The shit is actually more challenging.

duuuuuude fucking lol

is sign language a form of retarded karate?

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We have single user bathrooms at work. I have a fear that I will knock on the door, hear nothing, and then open it to some deaf guy taking a shit. Has that ever happened to you?

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

>¿Ever think about moving to a city with a lot of deaf people?
yes I am already planning to moves out in few months. Thanks god.

I see, being a normalfag, whenever i see this happened it gave me straight up anxiety. I asked that question because in the past, i wish i was deaf and mute. I even try to learn ASL just so i could pretend im deaf and mute.

>is sign language a form of retarded karate
not if you're an deaf nigger. Nigger with signs is like throwing out gang signs or retarded rapping. believe me, I hates niggers more than chinks.

Do you hear an inner monologue?

Why do deaf people have such a hard time spelling?

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Can you hear yourself think?

if you're deaf then how can you type?

>i wish i was deaf and mute. I even try to learn ASL just so i could pretend im deaf and mute
believe me, asl is easy like French grammar. Asl comes from french sign language.

Can you hear me?

Do you imagine what different things sound like?

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>Why do deaf people have such a hard time spelling?
because they don't read books. that's why they're mostly stupid.

More like a ripoff ninjutsu. We been chanting evil matra in sign language and you didnt even know. You think we are talking to each other but what do you know?

ASL Cult for life.

gross

you heard me

>if you're deaf then how can you type
you must've been most stupid user I ever to see on Yea Forums.

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Twat? I cunt hear you! I have an ear infucktion!!

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>More like a ripoff ninjutsu. We been chanting evil matra in sign language and you didnt even know. You think we are talking to each other but what do you know?
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the shit that Illuminati is scared of.

Most of the signs that i learnt are from ASL cover of songs. I remember "singing" in ASL to a song on a radio, it was fun.

any good sites or videos to learn ASL?

>ASL cover of songs. I remember "singing" in ASL to a song on a radio, it was fun.
which one? Sean or virnig?

You are death..? Gosh, i am a huge fan of your work. Could i get your autogram, please?

>any good sites or videos to learn ASL?
try hooking up a hot interpreter.

what music do you enjoy the most?

what does your conscience's voice sound like? can you even describe it?

>what does your conscience's voice sound like? can you even describe it?
"Manly voice with mixed Russian and Spanish accent" - my ex.

Obviously O P is roll playing if he was really deaf you wouldn't be able to hear the questions we're asking him.

his bonzi buddy signs it to him you dumb shit

Did you know that when you close doors too quickly they do a massive amount of noise?