TOWER THREAD
HERETICS SPEAKING OF THE "OUTSIDE, BOTTOM, TOP, ROOF, FLOOR ZERO, OR THE LANDLORD" WILL NOT BE TOLERATED BY MANAGEMENT.
TOWER THREAD
Nolan Rogers
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Jaxon Lewis
Theres blood coming out of my toilet in 572403 and for some reason if I call anyone I just hear screaming on the line.
Brandon Rodriguez
This is room 208 on floor 26. I’ve taken a titanic shit and clogged the sewerage pipes down here.. it’s-it’s looking pretty bad down here. Any plumbers here?
Cooper Jenkins
this guy has so many melons, im gona wait till he falls asleep and break in and take them, no idea how long i will have to wait, hes been watching them four 11 hours now
Carson Garcia
maintenance here, nearest plumber is on floor 1097, il send him down now, may take up to a week for him to reach you
Andrew Jones
Hey guise floor543211 room 911. Whoever is above my flat needs to lay of the porn and get a life
Charles Sullivan
Greetings friends
This is room 01373975207766 floor 926184968
I'm having a derping problem here
Send help
Noah Robinson
==ANNOUNCEMENT==
The market on floor 5090 is now open to all floors except 9700, we know you took all our toilet rolls last week.
==END OF ANNOUNCEMENT==
Owen Brooks
The white zone is for loading & unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the white zone
Janitorial
Anthony Diaz
Come and get them cunt.
Lincoln Evans
Have you tried derping off then on again? I'll be there in a bit
Cooper Morris
motherfucker, you have been up for hours, il come when you fall asleep, cant be long now
Cameron Flores
The red zone is for loading & unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the red zone
Janitorial
Kayden Campbell
==ANNOUNCEMENT==
Extraordinary pingmessage: Citizens on levels 500489 to 501200, due to reactor failure in your region, the radioactivity has reached 6000% lethal saturation.
Take your RelaxxMax, NoPayn and your Happideth, enjoy the soft embrace of oblivion.
==END OF ANNOUNCEMENT==
Brandon Baker
==ANNOUNCEMENT==
Citizens pretending to be Janitorial will be incinerated.
Red zone is for containment, citizens found in red zones without a permit will be recycled
There are no permits for red zones
REMINDER TO ALL CITIZENS
There are no Red Zones, avoid thinking about the Red Zones.
That would be a crime.
==END OF ANNOUNCEMENT==
Liam Clark
What you may reffer to as melons are actually Alien spider eggs from floor 299384.
I've send according help.
Please remain calm and do NOT try to open them.
Nigger from floor 939992.
Henry Rodriguez
Sleep? Shit, I can’t remember the last time I did that. You think you’re the first to try steal my watermelons? Why the fuck do you think I’m watching them in the first place? You’ll need a fucking army to take my watermelons cunt, come and try me.
Bentley Harris
This nigger is trying to trick you. I met him once on floor 583877. He had been depraved of watermelon for years.
Cracker from floor 362835
Jason Moore
Hey all so far no signs of heretics on floor 16001 since it got gassed
Leonardo #3530
Brandon Barnes
"Look up
Look down
Look inwards
Always inwards
There is only inwards
There is only the tower"
This has been your daily Tower Clergy Announcement
Angel Myers
I've finnaly found THE STAIRS
I'll be on floor zero and finally outside, if that's where floor zero leads to.
Isaiah Bell
Anyone seen Highrise?
Nicholas Watson
you sure? those guys are like cockroaches, i once met one who survived a dirty bomb planted by security, thankfully he didn't survive my broken chair leg being jammed into his chest
Robert Clark
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Levi Harris
im sorry friend, floor zero only leads to either floor 1 or the basement floors, i would not advise going any further down
Asher Edwards
I found the heretics!
Elijah King
Security Reaction Force Division 73 reporting in, ready for daily rounds. Sun worshippers haven't been as bad. rape dwarves have been slowly working their way down from the 900 bloc, continuing investigation.
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.Tobey Halloway, 73rd SRFdiv.
Sebastian Scott
Zachary Nelson
If not i end them my self its my responsibility as a member of the clergy