WWYD if you died?

WWYD if you died?

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be dead

There is no spoon

This doesn't actually hurt, the calves haven't developed teeth yet so it unironically feels kind of like a pussy in there.

hopefully cremation no funeral
but my wife would have some big production just to spite me

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I would make a spoon so there was a spoon.
I am Wot, then second coming of Neo.

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tell us more.

if i died, i'd probably start drifting towards room temperature.. do all that other shit, you know. cells start to break down, bacteria go on a feeding spree, stop replying to emails. the usual.

>>feels kind of like a pussy in there.
more like a boipussy, it's a lot looser

Weird flex but aight

When i Slam puss, shit gets loose

Decompose, feed some worms and bugs, that sort of thing.

Gtfo

Well you don’t have to be conscious to “do” something. For example, in a boxing match when someone is knocked out they fall over. This in itself is an action. So technically, to answer your question, My cells would first die at a cellular level and I would begin to decay. After an inconceivable amount of time passes, the previously compiled matter that allowed me to once think would meet up and I would be able to have thoughts again, although it would be very unlikely (but not impossible) that I would look or think the same.

Your partners shit themselves when you fuck them? You're doing it wrong, Brother.

Fuck No, in kinky like that

And there's no poison.

>After an inconceivable amount of time passes, the previously compiled matter that allowed me to once think would meet up and I would be able to have thoughts again
I've got a few things to settle with you.

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Become the god of a new universe, nothing physical actually exists it's all just theory anyways

feels like a pussy to what part of your body?

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Tongue.

yes but they cant suck properly, so i didnt like it

>WWYD if you died?

die

You hand die if you already died bruh

hmmmmm.........ok so u licked the cow. now i still wonder does a Yea Forums know what pussy feels like?

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*how does

i can die while i die tho

>does a Yea Forums
Imagine having a Yea Forums

Yeah, well, Read the thread.
>If you died
implying the dying process is in the past.

>be dead