Jesus is soon to return!
Jesus is soon to return!
Aaron Miller
Chase Fisher
Its about time! I will get the cross, you get the nails.
Julian Diaz
Lmao he dont need to do it twice
Christopher Powell
I thought the gas chamber has become the new way of getting rid of Jews.
Ethan Flores
Parker Watson
the rapture is here!
Jacob Butler
Apparently he didn't get the idea in the first time.
Kayden Nelson
Tyler Bailey
we who are alive and remain will be caught up into the heavens to meet with the lord in the air
Brody Davis
Lol that nigga ain't white tho
Brayden Scott
either way he is god
Xavier Campbell
I just called jesus and he's delayed in space traffic.
So I asked for a time estimate. Anywhere between July 24 2024 and February 7th 2122.
Ethan Lee
Gabriel Murphy
People have been saying he's returning soon literally days after he died.
Thomas Green
That's funny, he doesn't look jewish.
Wyatt Jenkins
god must be with us
Nathan Parker
but thats how god gets us evrytime by waiting 2000 years so we forget
Alexander Evans
fuck off
Camden Howard
>Christians since 33 AD
Leo Sanders
...
Grayson Ross
He's back, badder than ever, this time it's personal. Mum married Joe who is impotent. 'Angel' raped Mum and killed his dog. Dad is a struggling building contractor who couldn't afford private health insurance. Don't miss Jesus - Peak Performance 2, revenge has never been sweeter and this time he brought his badass friends, the 'Disciples'.