My brother is hording dildos. I found them in his drawers and told my family...

My mom ask me to get dishes and she said he had some in his drawer. WTF. I mind my own business.

timestamp?

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How about being a good brother and not telling your parents things he probably doesn't want to tell them?

Wtf does dishes have to do with going through other people's shit,faggot

I have a tranny brother too. I'm not gay .youtube.com/watch?v=skdOqSh_ahY

>not a single flared base
Those are a woman's dildos.

let me see if he is home so I can take another photo asshole

That's how I fucking found them you retard. My mom told me to look in the drawers and there were dildos everywhere. WTF I didn't want this.

Why does he own them ?

Choke onabag of dildos faggot.

Fuck you asshole fag lover. I bet you love finding dildos . FUCK

like....whats the problem exactly? your brother plays with dildos, probably plays with his girl or even himself, or if hes like me he leaves shit like that around just to expose his family as snoops... seriously fuck you

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>told my family
Why?

The football...

Gross fucking nasty people that need to change. Good for your nasty ass I bet your family talks alot of shit behind your back faggot.

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nah the saddest thing is that cum blanket, he's nutting and defecating all over stewie.

They all knew. They made me look to be mean.

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Your iq is gross

Wow that's terrible OP you should show them! Take a dildo and shove it in your ass in front of them in protest! Show them the pain they forced on you.

Your iq dips to the negatives.

Then ignore you saw them. I'm sure your brother would do the same for you if he found your stash of cp.

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His collection is trash af.

checked

fuck him in the ass, obviously

What the fuck so you guys think I should just let him play with his butt

Implying this is not purely made up
Why would you search his drawer?
Why would you tell your family?
What do you feel the need for to do? And why?

You must be really insecure about your own sexuality if you think it is a problem he wants to fuck his ass
Why would you want to confront him? What do you expect from such a confrontation? That he comes to his right mind and never fucks his ass again?
This post is pure bait, and not even good one. At least I hope for it to be. no homo

Yeah why not? Give me reasons why he shouldn't

That football together with the Stewie blanket just laying there with all the dildos really has me puzzled though.

Stewie fetish?

I'm not a degenerate so what the fuck. Gays have took most of my friends. Now most of my brothers. :(

Those are creepy ass hands. You a serial killer?

Well prostate orgasms aren't gay. Also let him be him you'll learn in life there's too much shit to worry about and worrying about what family do behind closed doors is just gross.

Taken them where?

Why don't you trim your fucking jugular while you're at it, faggot.

It's real. It's real as fuck. Couldn't get more real. Listen to fucking tranny Dillan I posted.

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Probably a daddy issue he plays catch with himself and the stewie pj's are what he wears he wore them as a kid.

20 percent chance of suicide and aids.

We all know those are yours, hiding behind the "it's my bros" excuse is pretty pathetic

To hell :'( No just kiding made them cringy

Those are the PnP boys normal gay dudes are fine it's those fucks who get too high and get aids or herpes or some shit that never goes away and then they kill themselves.

that or he likes the idea of shoving Stewie's head up his ass

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I really hope it's the shoving the football in his ass while pretending it's stewie. Kind of like a re birthing thing

what the fuck is up with your fucking goblin hand?
is this gonna be a repeat of that shreck looking motherfucking who lived in some eastern europeans basement and stole all their old electronics form their trash

He probably does.

Shit on my fucking hand while my bro has dick in the butt. wtf.

What a rekt oohhh. Jesus I hate summer

I´d rather have TWO dicks in my butt than get anywhere near that deformed claw you call a hand.

Eat shit faggot

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Take dicks them faggots I have the power to musical instrument really good.

>I have the power to musical instrument really good.

Did you stroke out in the middle of typing out that sentence?

Since your dumb
>your mom probably found the dildos first
>she wanted someone else to do something about it and told you to open drawer for "dishes"
>your brother can do whatever the fuck floats his boat
>also don't dig in people's shit

My friend had to leave so kinda

>>your mom probably found the dildos first
>>she wanted someone else to do something about it and told you to open drawer for "dishes"
>>your brother can do whatever the fuck floats his boat

He had DISHES IN THE DRAWER FOR REAL AND DILDOS. I PROMISE
>>also don't dig in people's shit.
Dude my mom sent me

>I mind my own business, that's why I went back to get my phone and post the images on Yea Forums

Call em over so i can cuck his faggot ass

Let me invite him so i can cuck his faggot ass

Beat him with the dildo

Who is he faggot. I mind. I would have just fucking posted it on his facebook if I didn't

they're gay as fuck homo

Never that would be mean and gay my older brother and I had already fought once with the dildo. NEVER AGAIN.

Stop being a fag, and cut those dirty ass nails

first of all, cut those fucking nails
second, how old are you
third, seriously cut your nails you goblin
>who keeps dishes on their drawer....

Nice working man hands. They arent all soft and velvety like all these faggots

thats the grossest hand i have EVER SEEN WTF

HOLY FUCK THATS WEIRD AS FUCK

FORGE THE DILDOS

Fat sad gay man who's 19. That needs to get a life and job.

Dont worry, your brother wont get gayds as long as he wraps that big hairy willy in a condom before he sucks and fucks it (he won't. He wants to feel the cum in his ass and throat)

how much heroin do you use weekly? judged by how fucked your hands are youre body must look just as fucked

He kept the dishes in the same drawer as the dildos? Thats much worse than just the fact he has dildos

no way anyone with claws like that is fat. impossible

I had to stop eating dairy products because it gave me a rash at 20. I lost 40 pounds :(

forget the nails, look at how dirty everything in that picture is.

no way anybody with claws like that could be fat. impossible

All jokes aside, what the fuck is up with your horrible hand? What does the rest of you look like?

I can only hope so.

Ffs leave him alone you sad cunt, got nothing better to do with your life? Surely you’re well past the age of telling on your brother to your parents?

Only sane person on Yea Forums thank you dude. I need that.

Its not gay for a man to hoard dildoes.

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my fucking brother room. Yeah he's a slob.

Oh my science

I never told in fact my mom made me look asshole. Sorry you saw something that offended you.

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Fucking gross fbi shit get out of my thread NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seriously why are your nails so long. talking shit on your brother yet you dont take care of yourself. you probably have long greasy stringy hair

Shill faggot killing thread fucking gay. Bots can go die

Nowhere near as fucked as YOUR* grammar. YOU'RE* a fucking retard.

Make me cum fbi

cool story. answer the question

Fucking grammar Nazi her we got. Fuck you buddy Yea Forums always gets the first draft . You can eat my cook wanting revise.

None assholes. I love my body only weed goes into it.

trim ur nails and leave him alone you fag

He's your brother and your family. You should have his back instead of judging him for stupid reasons.
Right now this says more about you than about him, but it's never to late to see reason and be decent, I am sure you've got that in you.

you really shouldnt love your body if a part of you looks as bad as what we can see. again why the fuck dont you cut those damn nails. answer the question

I'm not going to treat him like shit for wanting to play with his pooper. My bestfriend is gay and annoys the fuck out of me. He just made being gay part of who he is and I'm afraid my brother will do the same.

Cut them faggots

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your house looks like it would be in an unincorporated area of Appalachia without utilities.

the fact you needed Yea Forums to pressure you to cut those talons should make you ashamed. also eat something you scrawny insecure bitch.
im almost certain you have full blown aids

Not a gay asshole. Workout maybe I can't eat dairy and I get acne from everything proceeded.

what the fuck are you opening the drawer with your foot for?
and why are your toes so fucking long???

and mind your own damn business what your brother sticks in his ass!

You are full of excuses arnt you? You can get a full diet outside of dairy and processed foods you jabroni.

I never wanted any of this . Why did my mom and brother send me on my quest to find a gay mans dildos ? WHY ?

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Good bro, hope you'll both find some way. Who even knows if he's gay at all. And if he is, you hadn't noticed until now, so maybe he's not as forward about it as your friend.
I guess just wait and see what comes, everyone's different

>jabroni
I'm trying bro been doing this for a year lost all my acne but also sadly lost 40 pounds. I'll get buff soon.

Show tits first then reply

that's disgusting

also

mind your fucking business

Haha soy boi

Your brother? I bet it is your drawer fucking cunt

My mom made me look bro.

If they set you up, maybe exactly because of this reaction? Have you shown them this side of you a little to often, maybe?
Seriously, what's the big deal? A drawer with dildos, does that really affect your mental health that much? Get over it, it's not even worth the time

How does one not be a soy boi. Please help me.

Can't be gay if they're not a person put one in your ass and see if you can connect to it spiritually.

maybe mum thinks you'll feel better knowing your brother is gay too.

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I'm mainly just shiting on him for it. He's fat stinky gay man. who leaves a black mark on the totlet seat the is like 3inch big. Gross person. He can do what he wants and be happy to :)

Now I have 2 gay brothers and a retarded one.

I don't care what my brother does both. I just wish they weren't so gross. But I don't care not my problem.

Why did you post a fucking screenshot of the picture instead of the picture itself?
I've noticed this retarded behavior before but I've yet to find an explanation.

What a little bitch. KYS

Gets rid of the exif data so anons don't track him down

Christ your place is a shithole.

I'll bet various celebrities could raise a lot of money for charity by agreeing to have molds made of their dicks.

Alright. There are more elegant ways to do that but I think I can accept that for a reason. Thanks for answering.

Mind your own business. You shouldn't have told your family about it.

> be dildo collector
> out searching for a double-ended ass stretcher to complete my collection
> get home and discover the drawer has been opened
> I suspect that my weird brother, the one we call ‘Gollum hands’, has been in my room
> suddenly Gollum hands rushes in, shrieking and waving his rubbery, freaky fingers at me
> GIVE ME THE COCK RING, PRECIOUS

don't dig through other people's shit retard
also let your brother do what he wants, don't embarass him in front of the family for something that affects noone but himself, you collossal asshole

can we just take a second to talk about how shitty that drawer, matress and carpet look?
dildos are the smallest problem in your crackden

Was my first thought, too.

There's nothing wrong with hording dildoes, happy boys.

top kek

This.

pic related

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Fuck off you'll get no upboats for moralfagging here faggots
Only reasonable answer is hot sauce on the dildos

those dildos are shit mate

Probably covered in shit from ops faggot brother

maybe he wants to make a lot of dill bread?

cut your fingernails you filthy pig

>what are enemas

Do you wash your cock and your hands Everytime before you wank?

You sound like a massive loser and a faggot, I feel sorry for your brother for having a bait posting snoop fag as a sibling.

i mostly wank in the shower so i guess

>Mostly
Nice dancing around the question cock hands

sometimes i don't wash my hands after touching my dick so i know that everyone who shakes my hand will indirectly touch my dick.

>later virgins