Walk outside

>walk outside
>see this

wat do

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Fire up the BBQ

throw something at it to make it move, then observe.

Run

Wonder why a Combine Dropship is on my trashcan

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quickly grab from the back and watch it try to attack me
then show all my friends and family

mega kek

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jerk off on it to assert dominance

can i eat it? do they taste like crab?

Boiling a huge container of water, this is my dinner.