OH SHIT!
It's 2020 and you were drafted in God-Emperor Trump's war against Iran. Separated from your squad, you come across a little hut with a sandnigger and his wife.
First dubs decides what happens after each post.
No game ending shit will be counted.
Ask if he needs healthcare
i empty my mag into them
win
not game ending bs
You quickly dispatch the targets and watch their lifeless bodies hit the dirt, coated in blood.
go in his hut
roll but reload first
I lob mortars straight at Israel
who robbed me?
Check hut for explosives rigging. Any windows I choose to enter with one of those instead of the door.
call in mortar strike on hut
pat down muhammad and his wife for any shit
Enter the house and find a large basement with enslaved people.
find out about the triplets they just had
As I walk to the corpses to confirm they're dead I feel a intense sudden heat, russia just fucking detonated a nuke.(still alive)
reload, go into the hut and then
Rape male
strip his wife off the burqa and put it on to cover my identity
roll
show Yea Forums to their kids inside
winrar
roll
get into the hut to find a saleeping sandnigger
skin the man and wear him as a disguise
You show their children Yea Forums on your smartphone. They see tranny porn, boipucci and loli. The one in front gives up on Allah and decides to become a trap.
skin one of the kids and wear him as a disguise
smash the traps head in with the gun stock for being a faggot
roll
roll
reroll
reroll
dewit
Welcome to /U/ (On The Discord App)
Discord Link
https:\\discord.io\dkujHhf
A server with...
>Actual *E-Girls*
>Boipussy, Nudes, Yea Forums Memes, NSFW, VC, Megalinks, Voila, Dropbox, Kik swap, Nude swap, Porn swap, Snapchat, pornchat etc
Post what you want Mods don't give a shit. BrQW
tie up the kids, drag their parents into the hut and set fire to it
Show them this exact thread. They are responsible for the next dubs.
use the kids as shields, tape them to yourself
Radicalize them against the discord trannies
reroll
roll
paint the kids white and send them out to talk to the infidels
roll
>It's 2020 and you were drafted in God-Emperor Trump's war against Iran.
Ask if you can suck his feminine penis
Kill the faggot kid with fire
Indoctrinate them as slave-warrior-whores, and bring them with you.
fucking one off.
blyat
Suddenly the queen shows up
leave the house and call a napalm strike on it
run out into enemy fire, and use the kids as meat shields
reroll
Welcome to /U/ (On The Discord App)
Discord Link
https:\\discord.io\dkujHhf
A server with...
>Actual *E-Girls*
>Boipussy, Nudes, Yea Forums Memes, NSFW, VC, Megalinks, Voila, Dropbox, Kik swap, Nude swap, Porn swap, Snapchat, pornchat etc
Post what you want Mods don't give a shit. jGjK
suddenly gandhi comes back to life nuke lusted and destroys the us and russia
You napalm the house with the children inside. There will be no survivors.
i move onto the nearest village, there's gotta be one somewhere
I draw a pentacle and perform a ritual to summon m00t
Go to Disney and ride It’s a Small World 10,000 times
go on Yea Forums and make a post asking people to tell you what to do if they get dubs
I go to OP’s house and kill him
Find the nearest person and blow soot in their face
Clean my gun, making sure it's in the best condition
oshitofuc
Begin a vicious rampage of fucking anything that can't fight me off
Reroll
Omg you gotta be kidding me
would end the game. i should take it anyways i want to sleep
im taking this one even if you all think im a faggot for wanting the thread to continue.
You sit in the sand and watch the napalm consume the sandnigger house and bodies, reducing them to ash in minutes. Your gun is now squeaky clean
Woman looks not on fire, fuck her corpse while taking a selfie
Jerk off on their ashes than head to call in chopper to closest village
test
Go for a walk, see if there are any other shit skins to napalm
go to the next village and burn it down
Proceed to fuck my gun and clean it again
kill. drain blood have liquids to help sustain for longer. meat for protein. housing until i feel like going out or wait until squad arrives.
OP?
You leave the village and trek across the desert in search of more people to burn.
You come across Muhammad taking a smoke break while hes on patrol
sneak up behind him and fuck his ass with the barrel of your gun
Distract him by hiring a small child to set off firecrackers in the distance. Then slit his throat.
After you choke him, you cut off its head and shit in his throat
Ram your boot up his ass
Ask him if he has a spare smoke, maybe you'll become friends
I snap my back and suck my own cock to intimidate him.
knock out tie up find out what he knows might not know shit. but still worth a try
Welcome to /U/ (On The Discord App)
Discord Link
https:\\discord.io\dkujHhf
A server with...
>Actual *E-Girls*
>Boipussy, Nudes, Yea Forums Memes, NSFW, VC, Megalinks, Voila, Dropbox, Kik swap, Nude swap, Porn swap, Snapchat, pornchat etc
Post what you want Mods don't give a shit. IzNH
OML. That worked
God emperor nukes capital city of Iran
Before the draft you'd gotten your ribs removed so you could suck your own cock, and now is as good a time as ever to show off your new skill.
Snapping your back out of place, you suck down your cock. Muhammad watches in terror
Snap your head back up and look him directly in the eyes as you decapitate him with your massive cum shot.
I vomit the cum in my mouth into his mouth
Reroll time!
I think a 69 deserves it.
muhammed tries to suck his own dick and snaps his own neck
Now hit him with the poison dart you cleverly loaded into your blowpipe penis
Welcome to /U/ (On The Discord App)
Discord Link
https:\\discord.io\dkujHhf
A server with...
>Actual *E-Girls*
>Boipussy, Nudes, Yea Forums Memes, NSFW, VC, Megalinks, Voila, Dropbox, Kik swap, Nude swap, Porn swap, Snapchat, pornchat etc
Post what you want Mods don't give a shit. XjFU
rooll
Cum, swallow, and try to give Mohammed a snog.
Donald Trump himself appears
Suddenly AOC appears
UFO full of pajeets lands. 3 pakis leave the craft and begin to shit everywhere.
Bend over and present your ass while still sucking
Roll
Bernie Sanders appears and promises Muhammad free healthcare
Offer Muhammad cocaine
checked
You realize removing your own ribs gave you crippling kyphosis/scoliosis and you're forever stuck in that position
I think OP has gone AWOL.
Me 2
he knuckle punches his face in with a satisfying crunch
It's probably because all the shit posters hogging the post/image limit.
re-roll
Rerolling for this guy
I had the same vibrator... Couldn't find it online again though
Impressed by this skill, Muhammad invites you to be the ruler of his village
Roll
win
call squad on the radio and call them to you position to rain hellfire on this dune coon
roll
This thread has attracted the attention of PC Laura.
user, please do not use racist language in your opening post! Even if you have to quote it, make sure to change it to something like 'n word' or 'n****r' before posting.
Thank you!
>nigger