How do i make my penis bigger without drugs or surgery?

how do i make my penis bigger without drugs or surgery?

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Have sex

Cover yourself in shoe polish, you'll be black so your penis will naturally compensate.

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nigger if that was true my cock would be like 8 inches

You don't.
And knowing you like family guy, especially Chris, you should just cut your dick off.

I heard making mad money makes any dick good enough

Trips has spoken.

i never said i liked family guy

Lose weight, build up muscle mass & definition, improve your social status & wealth, improve your grooming & hygiene, find a stable traditional woman to take care of.
Good luck

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so basically dont be a loser?

date small girls

Why would you choose that pic then? Lying nigger. You should still cut your dick off.

because i just chose a pic at random from my gallery???

definitely ask Yea Forums

Penis size doesn't matter. By the time you whip it out, it's already game time. Unless it's like freakish, girls dont even care.

i dont want a little cuck penis

first you have to be older that 13

Prayer

make everyone else's penis smaller

Totally read that in Chris’ voice

Get a series of rings and stretch it like those African giraffe chicks do with their necks

Become a trap so then having a small penis isnt a problem anymore

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>...find a stable traditional woman to take care of
eugh, cool your Jordan Peterson spiel down

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I heard penis pump might work. I've never tried it so idk. I guess the smarter thing would be to just come to terms with your size and learn to fully use your body like using your mouth, fingers and stuff.

This. This is good.

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get an erection

Can try jelking. It's not going to turn your 4" cock into a 8" monster dong or anything but can get decent results in girth and fuller erections after a while

you still felt attracted to that pic, otherwise you eyed would fell on something else

I too am attracted to Chris from Family Guy. What a rolling supple body.

That's not true. My penis is 9cm long. And because of that I was laughed at by the girl and she throw me out of her house.

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You wont. You'll become an ugly fat isolated depressed 30 year old permavirgin just like me.

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