Here are 4 reasons why taking a shower is actually harmful for your body

Here are 4 reasons why taking a shower is actually harmful for your body.
1) Those tiny bacteria on your body have a symbiotic relationship with you, when you don't wash and instead give them dirt to eat, they release chemicals to your body to make you grow stronger. You're killing them when you take a shower which is why shower people are weak.
2) ^
3) The mainstream media tells you to so it's an automatic no from me. The shower water is poisoned with government.
4) When you wash yourself you're actually killing the skin cells on the surface of your body. IT'S. HARMFUL. MORONS.
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Maybe, but you smell like ass and BO.

natural shampoo?

Nah bro, I did the research and it turns out that it's actually evil spirits infesting the persons nose. It can only be cured by boofing a frog

Your argument is fucking garbage.
1) showers kill bacteria
2) ^
3) TV said it's good for you, so fuck them.
4) showers kill bacteria

Learn how to argue you shit smelling scum.

Mud and dirt.

Actually you are retarded and I won't even argue with you because I know I'm right. You're just ignorant of the world and I can't change that. Stay asleep, sheep.

Fucking retard. Maybe not showering everyday but try not showering and get a fungal infection on your dick and asshole. Probably wouldn't bother you because you're a disgusting retard.

Stupid fucking smeely best nigger faggot

i'm all for less showering (once a day or once every two days) for skin care and hair reasons, mainly natural oils and soaps that destroys and dries skin, but you lost me half way through part one.

>Fungal infection
>Implying the beneficial bacteria haven't killed all the fungus

Nah man you have to enlighten yourself to the bacteria. That shit's good for you.

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You woke fucking idiot. LMAO @ your sad life LOL

It's a fact. Read a book sometime you shower obsessed penis.

>"You're correct, but I can't show these anonymous people I'll never talk to again any shred of giving up."
>"you're retarded"
>"I'm right, haha"

Good job smell-o.

>bacterial infection
enjoy your cyst

Lol I'm not taking your bait you showershill. I'm right and you know it.

This is a spiderman thread now

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Cysts are an easy fix, just boof a few frogs and their toxins will kill most of the bacteria.

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Lol triggered showershill. Let's all laugh at him.

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You do realize your entire cellular structure, skin cells, muscle cells, etc die off and are replaced naturally, right? In fact, you're entire body has completely new cells every five years. Whether you shower or not, that's a scientific fact.

Something tells me your parents kept you in the basement without bathing and told you that so much it's drilled into you.


Make a more valid argument or gtfo. Preferably the latter.

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What are you even talking about? You make zero sense.
also nice redditspacing, faggy showershill.

i'm anti-vaxx, and this disturbs me.

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Anti-vaxxing has already been disproven. It's 2019, stupid LOL.

You mad bruh. And I been spacing like that since MySpace was what people used and Reddit wasn't even a concept.

Now kindly fuck off, butthurt faggot.

You're just trigged because I outed you as a reddit faggot.

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Really? A shameless pat on the back with nothing accomplished? What a shock.

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You ever herd of mudbaths? That shit's for real
You made no points besides scientist BULLSHIT

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No, but I've heard of bloodbaths. Those are pretty sweet.

Are you the gross cunt that stinks up tram 67 every night around 8?

Good pasta OP did you write this yourself?

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You got me, yeah.

I just like how I got OP to stop replying. I'm ded, bruh