Dubs decides what I send to a random match. Get me a phone number and I'll buy you any game from the Steam sale

10/10

What picture/profile do you use to get that many matches OP?

>find an stupid slot
>say: without makeup i could land an apollo mission on your cheeks :some laughing emoji:
stretched

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based OP

>u work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong
>i mean a six inch
>i mean a 4 inch
>please respond

yes 4 separate messages. yes all in a row.

You're not into consensual sex are you?

It is my real profile with pictures of me

I'm a full on rapist

\I'm a part time rapist.

I'm not a rapist

“yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?”

I don’t have steam, so i guess just give any rewards to the next one posted

I need to set a reminder to kill myself later

Op do it

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Say "Hi, [Girl Name]!". But put in any other girl name besides the name of the girl you're actually messaging. You can choose the name.

thanks op you're a brave one

Hey *hands sweating* How are you? *unzips pants*

May I see your feet, I've been a good boy

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I want to have sex with my dog

Can you peg me?

If we do bang, I need you to say that you’re 6 years old. It’s the only way I can enjoy this.

I want you to suck a fart out of my ass

test

4SajdV on Discord

Want to go on a date with my waifu?

My dad was recently diagnosed with terminal 7, he's got 6 to 9 months

Why do you need a phone number?

Im a full on rapist

Cause.. that means your shit tier comment works
Dummy

"my biggest turn on is watching my girlfriend get double teamed by two hung black guys"

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>94 matches
OP confirmed Chad

how do you get all the bitches Yea Forumsro?

I am known as deletus. You will know why when I abort your baby fetus. Ben Shapiro epic style.

Reroll

Reroll

Reroll again

Come on

Can i have your number please, m'lady?

Please dubs

FUXKIN GOD DAN IT

Welcome to /U/ (On The Discord App)

Discord Link
https:\discord.io\dkujHhf

A server with...
>Actual *E-Girls*
>Boipussy, Nudes, Yea Forums Memes, NSFW, VC, Megalinks, Voila, Dropbox, Kik swap, Nude swap, Porn swap, Snapchat, pornchat etc

Post what you want Mods don't give a shit. YvUf

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Roll

Reroll for both

"where is the Clitoris"

Reroll. This bot is gonna get u pussy OP

Shameless multiple reroll

Oh you're not Rachel? I guess we can be more than Friends ;)

Epic Reroll style

You're ok with that?!

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I’m out of dippy sauce for my tendies. Say, you wouldn’t be on the rag, by any chance?

Rolling for this guy

Hold up
I know you
You are this girl I dreamed about...
Not really bitch
We're grown
You want dick or nah?

Reroll

I've 2 felonies
One for using correct grammar and the other for raping my mom

Either way
Fuck it
Love it or hate it
Let's see if we are a good fuck for each other

I'm asking my boyfriend how to fuck you
He says she'd love a dick pick

I've ughw got a problem
My lasagna party is missing a naked woman

You ever skydive?
I've always dreamt about being prince charming for my woman as she flys into my arms

I want your number in my inbox the same way I want you inside of me

Ask Lexie if she wants to have some fun

Hmmmm
What do you think could be done with some lubrication some condoms, and a hotel room?
I've got to get rid of all 3 and I've been wondering

She's a good egg

Give me your phone number and I'll buy you any game from the Steam sale.

following rules 1 and 2 I see

Can I see your toes?

lol no

Mate I swear I've matched and talked to the Jenna girl you got there. You live in SoCal?

Hey, you seem like a lovely person. Want to grab some coffee sometime?

Actually I recognize a few of those

Reroll

Lol yeah I do live in SoCal. Might be the same chick

It is for sure the same person, I have her in my matches. Actually talked to her quite a bit and even played some league and shit but pretty sure it's a catfish

share a link to this thread with one of her

You have been visited by the Laura of horrible cereal noises.

Y-YOU HAVE TO BUMP THE THREAD! It's c-coming, don't you u-understand?! It's coming! And if you haven't b-bumped the thread by the time it gets here, the thread is going to D-DIE!

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roll

Roll

I'm gay but only when I suck cocks because I can't say no homo.

ayyy bby u want sum fuk ?

Welcome to /U/ (On The Discord App)

Discord Link
https:\\discord.io\dkujHhf

A server with...
>Actual *E-Girls*
>Boipussy, Nudes, Yea Forums Memes, NSFW, VC, Megalinks, Voila, Dropbox, Kik swap, Nude swap, Porn swap, Snapchat, pornchat etc

Post what you want Mods don't give a shit. xmcZ

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I'm a cuck: Will you be my wife while you fuck other guys instead of me?

kek, rolling for this

>Glownigger posting pedo content to get pedos' IPs. You are the one sharing lolis, you deserve jail.

Plz join my discord qyv4r3d

one last roll for this one

We are the Hivemind neither ten minds or one, a true collective organism.

NOW MATE WITH ME!

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Can you call the ambulance? I'm having a heart attack...please...gchfc

Rollll

Roll

This would be funny

Rolling

Show me your feet

Hey I’m so glad you matched me I’m actually in a bit of a family situation and I was hoping it would be ok If I could drop a few things off at your house? I know it’s short notice but me and the wife got into a rough argument last night you see, and I just can’t risk 25 to life.. please...

Reroll

Fuck it, one more swing at it

Fuck me in da boipussy with that man clit you genderbending cockgoblin

Have you ever been fisted by someone wearing mittens?

SO CLOSE TO TRIPS

BASED QUADS.

you must OP, you must

Message a black match and say “sorry nigger” no more no less, every time they respond just “sorry nigger”

lmao roll for that racist user

Roll

Roll.

Threads dead it looks like but I’ll roll

Damn you’re a... a mothafuckin aa... damn.. you’re a fuckin uhhh... how that shit go? Then continue conversation and abruptly end with with “ bye nigga”

Hold me mommy im a sad little boy

Cash or Credit?

Bababooie let's get Ratatouille up in this bitch

Welcome to /U/ (On The Discord App)

Discord Link
https:\\discord.io\dkujHhf

A server with...
>Actual *E-Girls*
>Boipussy, Nudes, Yea Forums Memes, NSFW, VC, Megalinks, Voila, Dropbox, Kik swap, Nude swap, Porn swap, Snapchat, pornchat etc

Post what you want Mods don't give a shit. vsNu

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Wanna come over and play with my microwave?

Want some eggs?

*calls out from the cummie chamber* H-HEWWO?! *notices breasts* OwO whats this